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Episode 22 - And the next book is...

Like it says in the title, we're reading a new full length book, and you get the first chance to learn what it is! Hope you're as excited as we are!

Next book!

It seems like we just left the Norgolian Empire, but it is time to read another book that we're probably going to hate together! Mike picked the next title, and it just arrived at my house. We'll reve...

Episode 21 - Mo' Shamen, Maw Problems

It feels like we just started Grignr's journey, but it's already time to finish The Eye of Argon. Fortunately, the second half is just as amazing as the first half, with out of left field seizures, de...

Scozsctic

Mike here. I hate to come off whimsicoracally, but let me just husk this bustily: What the heck does "scozsctic" mean?!

Tounce mug, Gunter?

As mentioned in the latest episode, here's Urban Dictionary's attempt at an upsell

Episode 20 - Hope You Like Adjectives!

Wow! The Eye of Argon more than surpassed our expectations. Our ovals widened rotundly with every additional sentence Theis crafted. My god, the first four (4.5, really) chapters were only like six th...

Spit take-Worthy

I'm doing my reading and notes on the 2nd half of "The Eye of Argon" which OF COURSE means that I will read select passages to my wife, which she endures with a slight sigh. And yet... one of the sect...

Succor Yourself to the Sward!

Mike here, just echoing Conor's excitement about about the first ep (isode, that is. When you're in the biz [business] you tend to shorten things and make them really irritating). I made a comment in ...

Out of stock???

It's hard to imagine that there were many print copies of The Eye of Argon in stock to begin with, but it seems that you maniacs have bought up all amazon had left. Well done! Fortunately the 2018-10-11 17:53:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Thanks, from Mike

Thanks, all! Conor and I are thrilled that you're joining us on another journey into, ahem, questionable prose -- maybe! Perhaps the prose will be great, stay tuned -- either way you'll be hearing our...

Thank you!

We just wanted to say THANK YOU to everyone who has supported our Patreon so far! We're blown away at the generosity. And don't say it didn't come with perks! As the first 76 and counting people to le...

Episode 19 - Our Next Book: Not Cline, Still Very Bad

In this episode, we actually reveal the title of our next book. And wow: by all accounts does it appear to be a doozy. There is some information about the title and reading assignment, but since the r...

Episode 18 - We Beginneth Anew

We are back! Don't worry, there is no new Ernest Cline book. But we've decided to launch back up to try to tackle some books which may be just as bad or even worse!

NOTE: Since you are reading this ...