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372 Pages We ll Never Get Back

372 Pages We ll Never Get Back

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One of the worst sentences in 372 history

Tell Mike to lay off of C.H.O.P.S., he's having a hard time with all the radiation sickness, it's interfering with all the terrorism he's trying to commit (this is a children's book)

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Counterpoint

This pretzel I had on Wednesday.

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Mankind's Greatest Mistake

If I told you, and you believed it, "You can only eat Cheetos for the rest of your life," you'd probably react, like, "Hmm, well, that's bad. But, hey, life throws you a lot of curves. I'll take su...

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Muggles Meme Contest

Alright, let's see your best Muggles memes! Comment with a link to your image, then come back and like other peoples posts to vote for them. We've got two signed copies of the book for a judges' fa...

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Ep 182 - Muggles #3 - Zyn? You all right, man?

This is our last reading of The Legend of Rah & the Muggles, so obviously, the following things will be resolved, wrapped up, made clear, etc.
The golden key
Th...

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280 Mysteries Ep 33 - Case of the Under Water Car - With Bob Fingerman

 Are two heads better than one? When one of the heads is Bob Fingerman? Listen and find out!

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Reading Material

If you visit our home please be aware that our guest powder room (I'm very demure; I assume everyone who goes in there is just powdering his or her nose) there is only one source of reading materia...

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Ep 181 - Muggles #2 - Look, Dr. Dibbs is Obviously Not a Real Doctor...

Let's start by confessing that, yes; The Legend of Rah & the Muggles is obviously a children's book. I mean, the nuclear holocaust on page one. The small, deformed, hairless creatures ...

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280 Mysteries Ep 32 - The Case of the Exploding Toilet w/ Chris Busse

Mike is joined by his college roommate Chris Busse, who I think we'd call a near-expert on Encyclopedia Brown. Can he help Mike? Listen and find out.

[Note: because Chris was in...

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Ep 180 - Muggles #1 - Death. War. Destruc -- oh, hello, Walter!!

Strange, hairless beings. Weird animals. Aquatic creatures. Caretakers caked with their own filth. And these are just the people making this podcast.

Now throw in, by far, the oddest musical ...

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372 Pages - Bonus - Mike Explains Star Wars Very Well and Without Error

After his flawless showing with the Harry Potter movies, Mike takes on the Star Wars films. Naturally, he nails it.

If - big if - Mike made any errors at all, please write in and correct him....

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Ep 179 - Book 32 Announcement!

We haven't read a word of our newest book yet, but the backstory is already fascinating, combining Sussie-esque subterfuge with Titus Uno courtroom drama. No, there's no Real or FanFic here, but re...

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Happy New Year!

Thanks to all you jackals for a great 2024 and looking forward to whatever we encounter together in 2025. Until then: sauerkraut and pork

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One of My Earliest Critiques

Maybe I should have realized I'd become a comedy writer, but when I was a kid there was a schoolyard parody set to the tune of the 2024-12-22 00:20:27 +0000 UTC View Post

372 Pages Ep 178 - The Quilting Cruise Ep 4 - A Cozy Gangland Murder

Ahhh, coziness. Licorice. The sound of ice cream being slopped down while kidnap victims await their fate. Long arms being deftly handled by possibly-retired FBI agents. Birdhouses being made in ol...

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Quilter's Cruise meme contest winners!

LOTS of great memes at sea this time. It was hard to pick a judge's favorite, but CONGRATS to Jacob & Cameron for winning, please email 2024-12-18 18:57:29 +0000 UTC View Post

280 Mysteries Ep 31 - The Case of the Pet Skunk w/ Sean Thomason

We're back in Idaville where Encylopedia has to track down a Lil' Stinker who has been... poisoning local pets?? What the hell Sobol?!

Joining us for this episode is Sean Thomason whose work ...

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Quilting Cruise meme contest!

It's time to share your favorite cozy cruise memes! Drop a link to the image file in the comments, then come back and vote for your favorites by liking them. The one with the most votes, as well as...

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372 Pages Ep 177 - The Quilting Cruise Ep 3 - Gabe's Delicious Voice

Redwork is finally explained. As are blackwork, bluework and greenwork. Also (drool alert!) cruise ship food is repeatedly mentioned. I've also heard that The Captain's Dinner happens.

And fo...

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280 Mysteries with Scott Beckett - Ep 30 - The Case of the Ugliest Dog

Mike and Conor are joined by Scott Beckett in an attempt to match wits with Idaville's best and most reasonably-priced private detectives.

2024-11-26 14:51:30 +0000 UTC View Post

372 Pages Ep 176 - Quilting Cruise Ep 2

Mike and Conor are back in the CozQuiltPlasVerse (still haven't fully shaken the last book...) You know what that means: Longarms are mastered by devastatingly handsome ex-law enforcement agents. J...

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280 Mysteries - Ep 29 - The Case of Lathrop's Hobby w/ Josh Fruhlinger

Mike gets some help from The Comics Curmudgeon, Josh Fruhlinger, with a mystery involving a peculiar hobby.

Check out Josh's daily blogging of the funny papers over at 2024-11-14 14:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Ep 175 - Book 31 Announcement!

It's cozy season people!

Get the book here (affiliate link) https://amzn.to/4fzHWa1 or 2024-11-07 17:44:14 +0000 UTC View Post

280 Mysteries Ep 28 - The Case of the Broken Globe

Shockingly, there are exactly zero nude skin divers in this episode, which prove to be more of a challenge to Mike.

New book announcement coming next week!

2024-10-31 14:02:28 +0000 UTC View Post

280 Mysteries Ep 27 - The Case of the Skin Diver

NO GUEST this time, so let's see how Mike does. Can he best Idaville's biggest brain?

This episode's illustration:

2024-10-25 14:31:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Mike & Conor play the Tek War CD-Rom game

Weeks ago, Conor made an impulsive and shortsighted promise to track down and play the TekWar CDRom game from 1995. So here is a video of him doing exactly that while Mike gets to observe. THRILL a...

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Happy Birthday Mike!!

Our own beloved Mad Dog turned a milestone birthday this year, which your co-host here may have just learned about from a Seinfeld Meme Group on Facebook. I think we can all agree that the world is...

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Tek Kill meme winners!

As always, many great memes and more creativity expended than the authors managed. Congrats to our winners, Claire and Harris! Check out the whole gallery View Post

372 Pages Ep 174 - Tek Kill - Ep 4

Finally, the most pressing questions are answered: who is Mrs. Juneanne Stackpoole? Will Anselmo be as big a character as we always assumed? What's the latest from the Thelwell Brokerage Services?!...

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280 Mysteries Ep 26 - The Case of the Black Horse with David Roth

Conor challenges Mike again with another E. Brown case: but there's a twist! Mike get's an assist from David Roth, writer and podcaster, you can find him at View Post