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Jalapeño gets trafficked to Martha's Vineyard

As a punishment for new Patrons we're watching Jeff Dunham's new mind-altering special: Me the People

Jeff takes on Cancel Culture, the Joe Biden puppet talks about Hunter's prostitutes, a br...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - 11/26 - Is Dril Short for Drivel?

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 11/26 livestream

Thanksgiving pranks

A Deranged Conservative Comic Artist

Questions from listeners about wine and music

Washington Post Comments fr...

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DEATH CHAT 500 11/26

THANKSGIVING PRANKS, CONSERVATIVE CARTOONS, AND COMMENTS FROM THE WASHINGTON POST INTERVIEW WITH DRIL

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I am guilty of raising a son that is selfish and meanspirited

Today we talk about how I caused a car accident at work and also how it's absolutely not my fault

Plus, a Harley Biker takes on both a lion AND a fake news journalist. Which is the more dange...

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Death Chat 500 - I'm the Brandon Boy - 11/19

Birthday chat, 

A visit to a punk record store,

Conservative Humor Gone Array 5 years later, 

Extremely weird patriotic music videos, 

and Hellboy as a misand...

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Death Chat 500 11/19 #2

Birthday chat

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Be right back

Technical difficulties please stand by

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Death Chat 500 - 11/19

Birthday chat

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Sounds like progressive "Christianity" but OK

This week a conservative Law School student calls the newspaper asking them to run a story with HIV in the headline next to a photo of her face.

And we examine a facebook group devoted to deb...

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Death Chat 500 - Limp Bizkit Sex Scene (11/12)

Audio from the 11/12 Death Chat 500 livestream

Nu-metal horror films, underrated Black sitcoms, and extremely real and incredibly paranormal police stories

Tune in live this Saturday at...

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Death Chat 500 Livestream Poll

Last night was super fun. Thanks to everyone who joined us. Going forward, we want to make these streams as accessible as possible to people in varying timezones. 

We're pretty limited b...

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Death Chat 500 11/12

Thanks for joining everyone! Sorry about the technical difficulties, but otherwise this was a lot of fun. We’ll be doing it again soon.

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Technical difficulties

PATRIOTS HOLD THE LINE!

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TOMORROW 11/12! We’re streaming live!

At 5pm PST we’ll be testing a private livestream for Patrons only. Tune in to help us experiment with new bonus content.


‪Topics may include: ‬

-nu-metal horror films I...

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Midterm Death Cult

This episode we're covering the elections because we're data wonks now, and here are some key takeaways from this episode:

Ranked choice voting is unconstitutional because it gives each perso...

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An MDC Halloween Special

This week we go trick or treating at the homes of some familiar personalities. Will we make it out alive?

Yes. We're also talking Elon Musk's ingenious plans for twitter, his satanic hallowee...

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To Die For (2022)

This week we watch To Die For, the astonishing new film from the wildly reactionary mind of Duke's of Hazzard's John Schneider.

A green-screen, anti-teen fever dream, the movie chronicles Qui...

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I had to tell an Instacart guy yesterday he supposed to check the ripeness of my avocado he said that's not his problem

This week we do feminist analysis of Bro instacart delivery workers who are doing ableism by deciding to cancel my order of buffalo wings and get their hair cut instead

Also, a City Council m...

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Trouble with the RSS feed?

Multiple patrons have reached out to me recently about having trouble with the RSS feed and their podcast apps. The exit surveys tell a similar story.

In the years we've been doing the bonus ...

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I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE

This week we're chatting ironic hardcore merch for a minute before moving on to the story of the week: Kanye blowing up his spot in right wing media with ALL CAPS anti-semitism.

Also: RED ALE...

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because I know how the enemy uses the pumpkin... i don't want it in my house

This week we talk about cool bands, cool surfer transplants from california, and movie-making face perverts. 

Also: Herschel Walker's senate candidacy continues to be incredible, and his...

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If an untalented "artist" can have possession of a national treasure then everyone should

This week we discuss Jim Henson's Trollops

Lizzo enrages flute aficionados (racists) when the Library of Congress asks her to play James Madison's crystal flute during a concert

We disc...

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Yet they choose a side with the sole intent to damage the livelihoods of the "guilty" doggy bag company

This week Alex tells the tale of the evil rear-tine tiller he rented from Home Depot

A man with a double masters in "mkting and econ from U of New Mex" schools a woke sjw doggy bag customer i...

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FLIGHT 2977 CHOWDER??

Sorry, we forgot about 9/11, so we're celebrating it today with a nice seafood buffet.

Also: Christianity is projected to become a minority American religion, and we have an idea why the chri...

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Fall Merch Drop

Oh hey

We’re dropping two pieces of merch that we’ve wanted to make for a long time. Hats are limited to 45. Shirts will be available for a two-week preorder.

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The Anarchists Ep. 6: Nick Cannon was kicked off Nickelodeon for telling the truth

It's the finale of the Anarchists, and all shall be revealed. 

Lily gets a new weird boyfriend. Nathan gets a new disease. Jeff gets new feelings about Hitler. The world gets a new kind ...

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The Anarchists Ep. 5: Go die in a fucking hole bitch

Skip forward 20 minutes if you don’t want to hear an amusing anecdote that turns into a pretty good conversation about how Gen Xers and Millennials (like myself) performed edginess before we reco...

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The Anarchists Ep. 4: I asked to keep one of his locs for sentimental reasons

In one of the wildest episodes yet, Anarchapulco deals with the fallout of John Galton's death: 

Jeff Berwick explains to attendees that many more people will have to die before this is ...

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The Anarchists Ep. 3: COMBATE GRINGO A GRINGO

In 2018, all the most annoying bitcoin guys are returning to Anarchapulco as newly-minted millionaires.

Lisa Freeman tries to help feminize Anarchapulco with "female" workshops, and Nathan is...

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New Episode delayed :((

We had to abort our mission to cover episodes 3 and 4 of the Anarchists tonight, so we'll have to do it Saturday. Our apologies. It's gonna be great though. Episode 4 is nuts. 

Alex

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