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The Anarchists Ep. 2 - "Jesus Was An Anarchist Who Only Got Violent With Central Bankers"

This week author and anarchist expert Andy from The Antifad...

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The Anarchists Ep. 1: "I'd rather send our kids to a porn set than a public school"

This week, we cover the first episode of HBO's The Anarchists, a series documenting the exploits of wealthy anarcho-capitalists in their attempt to start a utopian community in Acapulco, Mexico

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Those vets got higher IQs than majority of those public school teachers !

This week Kate Willett of the Reply Guys podcast join...

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Breakfast breeds arrogence and laziness

This week we learn why breakfast is one of the worst things you can do to your masculinity

Elon's biggest fans react to his newest batch of shirtless photos

and House Democrats pass a b...

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Ballistic: Elon Vs Trump

This week: We learn why a little "HIV" is exactly what America needs right now (it's not what you're thinking)

And, even elderly landlords begin to loose sympathy from people who aren't also ...

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The Gay Spider-Man Groundhog Day episode

This week we revisit beloved Billy Murray classic Groundhog Day to determine if it is inspiring modern acts of incel violence.

Also: we  talking about a right bloody political mess in a ...

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Peaceful Fetal Divorce

This week we take a look at the grievous attack on women's rights in the form of Nancy Pelosi nudging a kid. ON PURPOSE

Also, we examine right-wing reactions to the overturning of Roe, includ...

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New Bumper Sticker! ABORT THE DAMN COURT

Show your support for reproductive freedom and disdain for the unelected, grizzled gargoyles deciding your rights.

Same deal as before. All proceeds go to abortion access networks in states ...

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Minion Death Water

This week: a challenger for most based white canadian rapper emerges, and she's going after Obama

Also, do I really want another paid holiday if it's going to remind me that slavery used to e...

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God told me to do January 6th

Hey folks, sorry for the delay. My dad's been in town and we've been drinking prescription iced tea and building a fence.

This week: the City of Kent pays their nazi cop $1.5m to quit his job...

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I warned you about what Pizza Hut had become

This week we saw more good movies, more cops didn't help school children, and Pizza Hut, like an unfaithful lover, has wronged me for the last time.

Raffle winners are announced! Please answe...

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Don't call me gay.

This week a lot of white people freak out about the reporting around the Buffalo Shooter's indictment, namely that race is mentioned at all lol

Also, Christian Walker, the gay conservative so...

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The horse is also very large, strong, muscled, powerful, and yes - packing.

The ladies from Low Culture Boil join us to talk bookstore drama and Alpha Masculinity, starting with an interesting tweet thread about women, horses, a propriety, and leading to a manifesto with s...

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The "All Cops Ain't Bad" Comedy Tour

This week Brett and Bryan from Street Fight Radio help us talk comedian cop shop, looking at an aspiring entertainer who also hap...

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Fewer union employees is a problem for the union business. That’s right. I said business, union business

This week Alex becomes a sober guy. 

Also, we catch up on union militancy inside UPS facebook groups and look at a Target store that managed to overcome the company's notoriously anti-un...

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3 New Stickers + Abortion fundraiser Announcement

This month 50% of our total Patreon earnings will go to abortion access funds in the thirteen states with abortion bans ready to be signed into law.

100% of the proceeds from the abortion bum...

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You see drug peddlers along here all of the time. A bike lane is just giving people a getaway.

This week we address the leaked Supreme Court opinion overturning Roe V Wade and explore the right's muted and bewildering response to what is clearly a monumental victory for their movement.

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Elon, set up an account to track the kid!!

This week we are forced to finally cover Elon Musk as the news of him buying Twitter generates some of the worst content we've ever seen.

Also, Facebook Rapper Tom MacDonald gets a feature in...

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Goes to show how insane the left is when a comedian turns them into a caricature and we can't tell the difference... wow

This week we cover Florida banning "woke" math textbooks based on their use of "social emotional learning" and also based on a Newsmax segment about a guy whose wife's tutoring student showed her a...

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I wish there was better info on breastfeeding. Young mothers often think breasts are only a sexual attribute

This week we are concerned for Tom Macdonald, checking in on him after 4 weeks (?) of silence.

Also, a good samaritan Walmart greeter goes viral for letting single mother shoplift diapers and...

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"Hit the road 'JACK'"

This week we cover the movie studio that is making conservative parents have weird thoughts about their kids

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A beloved (?) snack gets a promotional rebrand to support women's sports...

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All of Hollywood needs to bo slapped

No one misses a slice off a cut loaf

Music: Filter - Hey Man, Nice Shot (live at Family Values 1999)

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Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Part 2)

This week: the stunning finale of our reading of Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance

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Remaining Bart Against Bosses shirts are up on the website

We have very few remaining shirts in most sizes that I was too lazy to post about… until now. Big sizes and youth sizes are discounted.

Simpsons bootlegs stickers are still available as wel...

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Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Part 1)

When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post-

Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks

between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to

leave the side of t...

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As someone who works in the corporate drug testing industry, I want to thank you for writing this article

Godspeed You! Black Emperor bros

Doing a vegan hall pass on your mom's birthday cake

Writing about how marijuana is the devil no matter how many people are screaming "shut the fuck up" ...

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Not too surprisingly, most people overestimate how destructive nuclear weapons are

War is hell, and so are the takes it generates.

Music: Broadcast - Message From Home

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SOB SHOULD BE DRAGGED THRU CACTUS...NAKED!!!

This week a professor asks students to give Osama Bin Laden the Nobel Peace Prize, and one student bravely refuses

And a hack NYT ad causes TERFs to reckon with the fact that JK Rowling (the ...

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I have some friends who use the brown emojis, too, but they are not brown themselves. This confuses me.

This week: A new definition of WE LIVE IN A REPUBLIC NOT A DEMOCRACY drops

Some of the best and most sensible reactions to the NFL halftime show

And an NPR article that explores the cow...

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Shut up and 1080

This week we free-wheel over crossfit jazz, the death of a beloved pet, and The Kingsman movie before getting into the important news of a skier skiing with a different country next to her name.&nb...

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