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Joe Biden admitted to actual treason.

This week we cover a couple of weird guys in my work Facebook group and listen to the leaked audio from Trump showing off a classified doc, which is fantastic.

Also, Biden says he sold state ...

DEATH CHAT 500: Black. White. (06/24/23)

It's an incredible race-swapping reality TV show from the mid 2000's produced by Ice Cube, and we watched it.

White dad wears blackface to prove how much better he'd handle racism when it hap...

We have heard the baseless cries of 'you are going to kill someone' way too often

Today Alexander and Tony discuss the latest news in UPS-Teamster  negotiations, the company's insulting economic proposal for its employees, and a potential strike

Also: an aggrieved har...

DEATH CHAT 500 (06/24/23)

Join us as we watch an episode of the wonderful television show Black. White.

"Debate bros" are following the scientific method more stringently than faux-intellectuals

It's a jam-packed episode today as we listen to Florida republicans pass a harsh new anti-immigrant bill and then beg the undocumented people in their community to continue working on their farms.<...

Streaming companies appreciate the value of writing. We do. But we will pay the absolute minimum we can

Today we watch Trump offer “food for everyone” at a restaurant before immediately leaving, and hear from a Fact Checker to see if the former president would really welch on a payment

AND ...

DEATH CHAT 500 rescheduled indefinitely by WOKE mob [UPDATE]

UPDATE: still no internet wtf. We’ll keep everyone updated as to what’s going on. Hopefully it’ll be fixed by Monday?? Anyway, happy Father’s Day!

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Sorry folks, my woke...

Join us for DEATH CHAT 500 at 5pm PST

Last week was a blast and we'd love to see everyone again

we'll be talking Potterhead III%ers,

Alex's total mastery over the gentler versions of geriatric exercises prescribed to him by...

A Tale of Unwanted Disruption: My Week Without Amazon

Today we're talking Alex's bad back and scheduling days off work for physical therapy while your boss pretends he has a say in the matter

and the Teamsters announce securing Air Conditioning ...

"Secret. This is secret information. Look, look at this,"

We've  got an amazing episode today folks as Trump gets indicted again for  showing off confidential US documents to Mara Lago guests

and  Tony explains the PGA x LIV Golf coll...

DEATH CHAT 500 - Hand-mogged by a child (06/10/23)

TODAY: we chat about Teamsters voting to authorize a strike against UPS

And a YouTuber shares his very normal interpretations of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Finally: a prominent white n...

DEATH CHAT 500 (06/10/23)

TODAY: More Zelda derangement, 

An anti-immigrant far right white nationalists gets abandoned by her fed husband 

And an art teacher is threatened by her landlord for sidewalk...

As a person who played all Zelda games, including the original in the gold cassette, Link is not Trans

Today we host a living funeral for the modern man who is forced to go to his well-paying job and come home for lunch to play with his dog but there's sad music playing over it. 

We can't...

The left is using our anger to bankrupt American companies. Something to think about

This week we follow up on the Beach Teen Marine Massacre with a shocking revelation: The Marines were lying? And sharing alcohol with minors? and trying to kidnap blacked-out 14 year-olds?? Imagine...

DEATH CHAT 500 - Iconoclasm (06/03/23)

This week we chat about a metal concert at a roller rink, non-standard music venues, and the colorful characters that inhabit them

Also, we check back in with Tony Zorc in the hopes of upgrad...

DEATH CHAT 500 06/03/23

We told them we were Marines so they would leave - but they didn't.

This week we have the smug, liberal grins wiped off our faces as we learn how the filming of Nefarious was beset by demons, and we develop some of our own theories about the paranormally-inept film...

Right there... there's the little toddler mannequin

This week we inspect the crotches of the children's bathing suits at Target to prove how creepy the retail chain is

and the right wing cancels Roger Waters for dressing up like a fascist? Whi...

DEATH CHAT 500 - Transget (05/27/23)

This week Alex gives a deposition on attending Kirk Cameron's Christian Storytime Hour at the Seattle Public Library, learning about diverse, pluralistic utopian anthropomorphic (capitalist?) anima...

DEATH CHAT 500 - 05/27/23

Today it's more Target derangement syndrome and Alex makes a courageous trip to Kirk Cameron Story Hour at the Seattle Public Library.

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Governor Ron DeSantis literally broke something the worlds greatest engineer built. (Twitter)

This week we learn about the systematic destruction of redheads in media while looking at the comments on a preview of the new Scorsese movie

and Ron DeSantis finally (?) announces his presid...

Canada on Strike (South Park) w/Talking Simpsons

In honor of the current WGA strike, the boys from Talking Simpsons help us tackle a South Park episode mocking the pr...

he looks like someone that would pound you into the pavement simp. (real)

ACTUAL Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (05/20/23)

I've changed the title of the last one which is supposed to be something about defending congresspersons' ability to trade stocks, but I dont think...

I don't agree with this as we want successful people in congress and in all probability they have a stock portfolio

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (05/13/23)

We check out Imagine Dragons' strike-busting psyop, discuss whether banjo is cool or not, and listen to some bad Tom Morello Collabs

Also: Matt Gaet...

Nefarious (2023)

Today we watched anti-abortion Catholic horror movie Nefarious, from the blubbering mind of right-wing podcaster and Glenn Beck employee Steve Deace

Sean Patrick Flanery stars as the omnipote...

DEATH CHAT 500 - 05/20/23

WE’RE LEARNING ABOUT NEFARIOUS BEE ATTACKS AGAINST VOLUNTEER LAPD OFFICERS AND I GET SWARMED BY HUNDREDS OF MEN UPSET ABOUT STRIPERS FORMING A UNION. 

Death chat 500 5:45

Almost done recording our regular episode be right there 

Sorry for the delay!

After 3 attempts to record this week’s bonus episode (I’ve been busy playing this cool new game) we’re taking our cue from the universe and moving it to next week where it’ll be released as...

I'd happily pay much more for TWITTER if that WEF woman wasn't CEO.

Wow, what an episode. Today we bid adieu to American Dad who has finally gone woke after deciding to put Roger the horny alien in drag

And, three Canadian men assault "suspected" Bud Light cu...

DEATH CHAT 500 - 05/13/23

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