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Fanboys: Send Bad Music Plz

On this week’s distressingly competent episode of Fanboys, the boys discover the platonic ideal of “indie,” welcome their uncle back to the show, and snoop in someone’s diary. Since you’r...

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The Provolone Ranger w/ Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert

Hi Ho Paisanos! Mark and Jeremy are joined by What A Cartoon! and  Talking Simpsons cohosts Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert to discuss this  week’s episode, which finds Mario becoming The ...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Kelen Capener (The Story So Far)

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast. Kelen Capener of The Story So Far joins Matt and Bill to talk Mike Judge, first kisses, Mormonism, and getting corrupted for life by the Offsp...

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The Pitch Group Episode 35: Rob Steinberg

Description-The  Pitch Group podcast is joined by filmmaker and editor, Rob Steinberg.  Check out Stobreinber.com for more of Rob’s work and Please subscribe to  TPG podcast on iTu...

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Fanboys: Roast of The Hard Times - Part 2

On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the guys make one last desperate attempt to get fired by roasting their fellow Hard Times contributors. Here’s hoping it works - it would save me having to ty...

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Legend of Zelda: Hitch in the Works

Soooooo the only way you can find this week’s live action episode is either in extremely poor quality, or in German. So Mark and Jeremy are stuck between a rock and a schwer place (that’s Germa...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Patrick Kindlon (Drug Church)

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Patrick Kindlon from Drug Church joins Matt and Bill in our longest episode to date. So long I didn’t have time to write a full intro but th...

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Pitch Group Episode 34: Steve Esparra

The Pitch Group podcast is joined  by family man and  suburban punk, Steve Esparra. Check out SteveEsparra.com for more of  Steve’s work and Please subscribe to TPG podcast on iTun...

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Fanboys: Mumblegaze

On this week’s descriptive and adjectival episode of Fanboys, the boys fire their bassist, give the scoop on incest, and go on a shoegaze bender. We regret to inform you, however, that Ty and Die...

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Plummers Academy

An episode so good, they made a typo in the title! In today’s very ambitious episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, Mark and Jeremy get an origin story about Mario and Luigi’s formative ...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Sammy Siegler (Youth Of Today)

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast. Sammy Siegler from many, many, many, many bands joins Matt and Bill to talk about audio mishaps, Santa Clause throwing Chicken Nuggets, tourin...

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The Pitch Group Episode 33: Shea Strauss

Self-Proclaimed nerd writer Shea Strauss joins the Pitch Group podcast to talk writing for multiple places, feeling like a poseur and Shadow Pat! Please subscribe to the podcast on iTunes, Spotify,...

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Fanboys: Roast of Hard Drive

On this week’s upscaled and antialiased episode of Fanboys, the guys hold gamers accountable for their many crimes by roasting their fellow Hard Drive contributors. We here at The Hard Times woul...

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Elvin Lives w/ Kevin Flynn

Hard Drive editor Kevin Flynn joins Mark and Jeremy to talk about today’s adventure to Sockhop Land, where Koopa the Kool kidnaps Princess Toadstool in an attempt to get her to go steady with him...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Tim Kasher (Cursive)

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Tim Kasher, frontman of Cursive, joins Matt and Bill today talk Tom Petty, screenwriting and then we bully Tim for going on Jonah Ray’s podc...

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The Pitch Group Episode 32: Jonah Nink

Jonah Nink is taking a break from all of the many things that fill his time! We discuss his multiple bands, his time on college radio and of course, hard times. Please subscribe to the podcast on i...

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Fanboys: Nobody Punks on the Hulkster

On this week’s trippy and horny episode of Fanboys, the boys dunk on Hulk Hogan, drop acid while watching the news, and do some good old-fashioned self-diagnosis. They also do a whole ton of shou...

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Listener Questions

We took a break from watching The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! to answer your questions about all sorts of shit! We cover many, many questions about which Mario characters we would like to fuck th...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ No One

It’s the first episode of 2020 and to celebrate Matt and Bill brought instead they read their favorite headlines of the year, then play a game of traffic golf to see where our readers are from an...

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The Pitch Group Episode 31: Pat George

Pat is pulling double duty for this episode of the Pitch Group Podcast. Find out Pat’s history in bands, comedy, podcasts & the Hard Times!! Please subscribe to the podcast on iTunes, Spotify...

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Fanboys: Roast of The Hard Times - Part 1

On this week’s long-delayed episode of Fanboys, the guys celebrate Edgar’s horrific and untimely death by roasting their fellow Hard Times contributors. On a real note, big thanks to everyone w...

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The Great Gold Coin Rush

Today’s animated segment takes place in the Wild Wild West (neither the show nor the movie) and Mark and Jeremy agree that it is an episode of television in which things happen. In the live actio...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Scott Crawford (Salad Days)

 

Filmmaker Scott Crawford calls into the show to talk about Ian Mackaye’s secret diet, classify different skinheads and his newest film about Creem magazine. 

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The Pitch Group Episode 30: James Knapp

Poet and self-proclaimed “indoor kid” James Knapp joins the show in person, live! Please enjoy hearing Eric make eye contact for the first time as James tells us about finding and joking the Ha...

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Headlines for the Holidays

Hello everyone, we here at The Hard Times/Hard Drive hope you are having a wonderful time pretending to enjoy the company of your family. For all you $10 Patrons here is the updated list of headlin...

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Quest for Pizza

Mario and the gang head to Caveman Land in search for Mugga the Medicine Woman and Mario straight up dies in the first five minutes. Luigi then embarks on a Quest for Pizza that involves one of the...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Matt Kadi (Monster Squad)

 

Drummer and Photographer extraordinaire Matt Kadi of Monster Squad joins Matt and Bill on today’s episode! And you already know it’s chock full of Bay Area talk. 

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The Pitch Group Episode 29: Patrick Crooks

Patrick Crooks joins the show today to talk Hard Times, music and why Trapt can’t even GIVE their tickets away!  Please subscribe to the podcast on iTunes, Spotify, etc.

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Fanboys: Best of the Decade

On this week’s Fanboys, Edgar is still off dying somewhere, so it’s a best-of episode! The boys shout out to their favorite punk-rock primary schooler, star in an anime, and climb the ladder of...

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Legend of Zelda: Stinging the Stinger

In today’s Legend of Zelda cartoon, Link and Zelda meet, and I’m sorry that I’m not joking about this, a shady merchant named Sleezenose. In the shock of the century, the sword that Sleezenos...

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