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Hobosode 72 - No Respect

Here's a Hobosode chock full of no respect at all and sponsored by WilliamK.  Opening music by The Great Henrik, background music by PM Dawn, closing music is Car Phone Sheeler and Sheeler.  ...

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Hobosode 71 - Buttslamming The Landlord

Brown Magic sponsors and produces today's show, with a Facebook post about a landlord who's just asking to get buttslammed.  Opening music is by Henrik, background music is Sweet Dreams by Euryth...

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The Snow Plow Show Episode 432 – Live Slogan Show

Today a live show happened where listeners helped me come up with catchy new slogans to help businesses with their marketing campaigns.  I'd say we were quite successful and it's all thanks the s...

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Hobosode 70 - Pet Store Marketing

Here's a show to test out a new idea of getting employees to audition for upcoming radio commercials in a wacky cartoon voice.  It's not a bad trial run, even if everyone sucks at "cartoon" voice...

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TSPS Episode 431 – Underground Apartments

A prank submission from Tom turns into an entire show of letting apartment managers know that they don't have access to ALL of the units on their property.   This episode is brought to you b...

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TSPS Episode 430 - Naglerr's Roommate List

This show is sponsored by Effin Reality and is based on a list of people looking for roommates on Craigslist that was sent in by Naglerr.

Wednesday's Live Roommate Show

 Naglerr sent me a big list of people looking for roommates and that turned into today's live show.  Thanks, Naglerr!  Be sure to listen to the podcast version when it comes out because...

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Brad's Cactus Shack Episode 7(Eleven) - Take The Money And Run

Mike sent me my arrest report from 1993, which details my crimes against the 7-Eleven I worked for, so this entire episode is me reading the report.

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Hobosode 69 - Consignment

Jennifer8Cacti teamed up with Gordon Bombay this week to bring you a few minutes of mediocre calls to customers of a furniture consignment store who don't really care what I do with their information,...

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The Snow Plow Show Episode 429 - You Hang Up That Phone

Niekisch teams up with Sarah to bring us the very first Hang Up The Phone show of 2018.  Today's co-host is Dan, who was nice enough to hang out with me for most of the calls, even if he ditched ...

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Hobosode 68 - Pet Weed

Ty A. teams up with Neon to bring you an entire Hobosode of me asking businesses if they carry marijuanna for my pets.

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The Snow Plow Show Episode 428 - Music Lessons

The first episode of 2018 is sponsored by Simspeak and mostly includes a large prank request list from 2015.  Ahem sent me a list of music teacher numbers, weird sound effects, and ideas to try.&...

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Hobosode 67 - Cave Neighbors

Here's a show that proves your neighbors only want to be neighborly when it's above ground.  Ask them to help you clean out the caves under your neightborhood and they treat you like a dirty gyps...

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Hobosode 66 - Bullying and Homophobia

Arizona Tony brings you a Hobosode chock full of important issues facing us in 2018 like high school bullying, homophobia, and the complete obliteration of jobs in the trucking industry.  Music i...

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TSPS Episode 427 - Hot Countdown Year End Review

It's that time of year again, where I usually completely fail to do an end of the year review of pranks I've done, but this year I'm actually doing it in the laziest way imaginable.  FOD87 is to ...

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Hobosode 65 - Tree Antenna

Wur5ty brings us an episode of Nova-submitted numbers where I attempt to do THINGS with peoples trees.  Opening and ending music is I'm Going To Disneyland by Dada.

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Brad's Cactus Shack Episode 6 - Dial-A-Payphone

On Wednesday night I sat in my moderately comfortable chair and took calls from viewers for about an hour, who all seemed to think it's funny to make prank calls to me.  This is a serious show, p...

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Live Pay Phone Call-in Show

Tonight I took an hour or so of live calls on Facebook.  It was craaaaazzzy.  The link up there probably won't work, so here's a link to click on: 2017-12-28 07:59:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 426 - Prank Line Voicemails

This show filled with nothing but voicemails is brought to you by the fine people at Thunor.  When you want shows that are only voicemails, remember Thunor.  In this show we listen to voicem...

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Brad's Cactus Shack Episode 5

This episode gets back to the business of clearing out my hard drive and playing a few of the interesting things I find along the way.  You'll hear some transfer files I made to more effectively ...

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Hobosode 64 - Christmas Hobos

WilliamK brings you this year's Christmas Special, which includes grinchy neighbors that steal bulbs from your chirstmas decorations and do donuts in the snow in your lawn.  Opening music is The ...

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Episode 425 – Li’L Cricket

In this show we talk to many employees and customers of a business built on copyright infringements and trademark violations, and we ask the question that's been on everyone's mind lately - do you kno...

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'Lil Dummy Live Show

Today's pre-XYZ show involved calling every L'il Cricket convenience store in existence only to find out that a lot of them don't seem to exist anymore.  After the lady opens up her hood and trun...

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Episode 424 – Amazon Pooper

Today's sponsor is Michael D. who asked if I could do an idea of King Richards, so hopefully they're both happy that I called people and demanded to use their bathroom.

Hobosode 63 - Deadbeat Landlords

King Richard demanded that this Hobosode be longer than regular Hobosodes, probably to compensate for something else.  In this one I called up numbers that The Wendy's Corporation sent me.  ...

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Episode 423 – Drawcember

Niekisch causes way too many shows to happen this week.  This one is a live show where listener tell me what to accuse people of writing on my car windows in the snow.

Episode 422 – Flashing My Corporate God Card

I did a live show today and it's all BoboBob the HoboBob's fault.  In this show I call businesses as corporate and flash my corporate god card all over the place and I get way more cooperation th...

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Corporate Requests Live Friday Show

I did a 2 hour show this morning where I called various places as the corporate office and asked for ridiculous things, like 12 year old boys.

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The new DTMF decoder

Ryan Jardina sent me a home made DTMF decoder and UtahKurt sent me a light switch cover.  I have pretty much the best listeners ever.  Thanks, you guys. 

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Brad's Cactus Shack 4 - An Intimate Evening On The Pay Phone

Today's Cactus Shack episode is an hour-long call in show where I sit in my comfy recliner and take calls on the pay phone and we basically just scream at each other a lot.  Enjoy!