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Episode 410 – Saturday Morning Live

Here's a live Saturday morning show brought to you by Lion IX!  In this show I call home about camping, drone deliveries, weird neighbors LOOKING at me, astronomy, lost mail from the 1980's, and ...

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Live Show - Saturday 11/4/2017 - Whatcha Doooooooooin'

Here's today's live show.  I'm hoping to have this editing and put on the podcast feed by Sunday night.  In this show I call homes about camping, drone deliveries, astronomy, lost mail from ...

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Hobosode 53 - Not In My Backyard

Lisa Marie brings you a hobosode that's mostly just one call about a completely normal camping trip I took with my son and these nosy damn neighbors have a PROBLEM with it.  Background music and ...

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Episode 409 – Halloween Allergies

Here's a Halloween show mostly based on some article that Sunshine told me about and I just believed without even verifying it.   This episode is sponsored by Goby, who takes full responsibi...

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Hobosode 52 - Sunday Sportz

Today's sponsor Christopher is a real sports nut and wanted me to do some calls about sports so he could listen to it with the commercials during the Big Game today, so I found a prank request that In...

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Episode 408 – Whatcha Dooooooooin’

This experiment is sponsored by Frank Caller.  Get ready to find out how the common person reacts to being asked what they're doing.

TSPS 407 - Roycipient Story Hour

Those Roycipients, sometimes they just need someone to listen to them, and when the corporations aren't there for them, that's where The Snow Plow Show steps in. In today's John P. sponsored episode, ...

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Episode 406 – Lt. Tuck Pendleton to Ground Control – Recorded on October 21st, 2017 (late October) otherwise known as 10/21/2017 even though I posted the show and recorded the voicemails on Sunday. 21-10-17 if you’re one of those flat Earth people

Scott brings you a couple hours of only a few people actually believing that I'm on the International Space Station.  It's weird, I thought this was way more believable than telling people that I...

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Live Show - Lt. Tuck Pendleton to Ground Control

If you missed today's live show, here it is. I'll hopefully get it edited and posted to the podcast feed on Sunday. But you know me, probably not.   The first hour of this show is mostly rin...

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Hobosode 51 - Simulated Reality

This is the 3rd time this past year that I've attempted to convince people they live in a simulated reality, but it never goes well.  All 3 calls in this episode are nothing more than a lady not ...

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Hobosode 50 - Lost Child

Today's big dumb milestone anniversary show is sponsored by Derek J. and features a prank request by Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, to call a woman who abandoned her child in a hardware store over a ...

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Hobosode 49 - Rogue Robots

I had so much fun telling Phoenix residents about Waymo yesterday that I decided to do it again for today's Hobosode.  I'm pretty sure I convinced a grown man that the guy in front of him was a h...

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Episode 405 - Waymo Driverless Doomsday Machines

The Real Krazy Kraz asked me to do something different for this show, so instead of pranks I did a bunch of telephone-based improv comedy with unwitting improv partners.  In this show we help int...

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Episode 403 – Phone Tube Cleaning

JamesS4 brings you a show about nothing, where I pretty much just read emails and play voicemails and other peoples prank calls, but there's kind of a fun bit at some point where I fail at convincing ...

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Hobosode 48 - Just A Few More Dings For Bryan

Sunshine and Brad steal a few more ding calls from the voicemail, in this Bryan W. sponsored Hobosode.  The ending music is Backwater by the Meatpuppets.  Background music is Let Go by Justi...

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Episode 402 – The End Of Dings Forever

This is a show sponsored by our good pal El Diablo.  It's got car ding calls in it, and one of them is even funny.

Hobosode 47 - Twitter Complainers

In this action-packed Hobosode, Julian J. teams up with Frank Caller to bring you an epic list of Twitter complainers that I managed to turn into a few mediocre prank calls.  Music in this episod...

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TSPS Episode 401 – Friday Dings LIVE

A moderately cool person named Phillip B. brings you a really quick live show where I actually manage to reach a few car ding roycipients who've been dodging my calls for weeks now.

Live Mixlr Show - Car Dings

This morning a live show happened so quick that I didn't have time to post about it on Twitter.  Here's the whole thing if you missed it.   The podcast version should be up within the h...

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Episode 400 – Homeowner Experiments

FOD87 and Compuserve bring you an hour or so of me scolding people about their hair and pretending to be an astronaut.  What have I done with my life?

TSPS Episode 399 - Chicago Invasion

I tried to do some new car ding calls today, but we used most of them up yesterday.  (You can hear 2 of those calls on yesterday's Hobosode and a several more on Partytime.)  I think I got t...

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Hobosode 46 - Purse Snatcher

A girl is amazed at my adventurous evening in her car and I have the weirdest conversation I've ever had with a UPS employee.  Weirder than last year's UPS ding, even.  This episode is spons...

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TSPS Episode 398 – Shady Contractors Wanted

I did a live show today and it's all because of Niekisch that I forgot to go live for the first couple of calls.  Today we're calling up city contractors and attempting to hire them for sket...

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Live Show - Construction Work

Here's today's live show from a couple hours ago.  I mostly call contractors in this one, but there is at least one ding call near the end if you're into that sort of thing.  I'm editing the...

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TSPS Episode 397 - Genetically Modified Paint

 Dingtember t-shirt designed by Nik Caesar. Get yours here, along with other wacky PLA designs. Photo by 2017-09-20 05:33:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 45 - Alien Pop Music (Audio)

Rand al'Thor brings us all quite possibly the most important Hobosode ever created because it includes everyone's very first glimpse into an actual alien civilization.  Thanks, Rand al'Thor! &nbs...

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TSPS Episode 396 – Sunding

Toinetoine brings us a few car ding calls and some voicemails.  The ending music is Come Monday by Ruprect The Monkey Boy.

Hobosode 44 - Sensei Ding

I wanted to do about 2 dozen car ding calls in this hobosode and Brown Magic insisted that I only do one.  I'm sorry, everyone, but my hands are tied.  He also forced me, at rolled-up newspa...

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Episode 395 – King Richard’s Happy Dingtember Show

I'm mostly writing King Richard's name in the title so you'll blame him for not having enough new car dings in this episode.  The first half is new stuff and the second half is old stuff, with a ...

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Hobosode 34 - Ding Ding Ding

I'm finally doing a few ding calls, for the sole purpose of disappointing those who thought I'd be doing a giant 9-11 show today.  This is all thanks to Teen Wolf Jesus, the sponsor of today's sh...

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