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Episode 394 - Adopt-A-Road Scrap Metal

Fun Society Arcade brings you another one of those adopt-a-highway shows.  Half of it isn't live and the other half is.  It's so confusing.

• 2017-09-09 06:31:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Live Show - Adopt-A-Road

I recorded some calls today, half of them prerecorded, and half for a live show.  Here are the live show calls.  I'm editing it all right now, while listening to xyz, which is very confusing...

Hobosode 42 - Claw Machine

Get ready to listen to the bizarre logic and life lessons of a claw machine operator who has an answer for everything as long as you keep playing.  This episode is sponsored by JamesS4.  The...

TSPS Episode 393 - Rest In Peace Ted E. Bears

Today we start off with some numbers from Rev, then we do a bunch of important science stuff for the rest of the show.  Derek J.  sponsors this abomination.

• 2017-09-05 00:14:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 41 - You're Hired!

Today I put my Wal-Mart vest back on and call a few applicants to let them know whether or not they're hired.  Gizmo is today's micromanager, who insisted that I play Roger Miller's Walkin' In Th...

Hobosode 40 - The Sensei Krazy Kraz Show

For the 40th Hobosode, The Real Krazy Kraz forces me to use Cody NoName's list of businesses near a Karate place so that I can order people to stop LOOKING at me, and he causes the show to be more tha...

TSPS #392 – Sorry I Peed On Your Door

Fun Society Arcade ordered me to do another show today, so I did.  In this one I nicely apologize to people just so they can be jerks and yell at me for apologizing.

• 2017-08-30 00:47:21 +0000 UTC View Post

TSPS 391 - Charlie Loves You

This episode's killer lawn calls are brought to you by FOD87.  When you need your lawn accidentally killed...FOD87.

• 2017-08-29 06:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 39 - Recap

Listen to a lady tell me a thing or two about my mama, and then a listener's parents selfishly refuse to take responsibility for their actions.  Thanks, Derek J, for supporting the show!  TH...

Episode 390 - Tenants From 1967

Today, at Apocalypse's request, I attempt to convince apartment managers that I dug up a family inside of a fallout shelter underneath my apartment.  YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! &nb...

Hobosode 38 - Approximately Big

FOD87 only brings you a measly 9 minute Hobosode, but at least it's something.   The background music is Beds Are Burning by Midnight Oil, the opening theme is by JD, and the ending music is...

PLA Situation Room Solar Eclipse

I hid in the underground tunnels beneath my house during the eclipse so I wouldn't be exposed to deadly moon radiation, but I left my camera running during the event just to help prove flat earth theo...

TSPS #389 - Tenants Live Show

Today Rev brings us a live Friday morning show where we call a few apartment managers and we return some calls to the photo lab.

• 2017-08-21 02:45:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Live Snow Plow - Tenants and Photos

Here's an XYZ preshow that happened this morning.  I'll have it edited and put on the podcast feed machine hopefully soon.

I let my Mixlr expire last month because I was paying $20/month for it...

TSPS #388 - Voicemails and One Hour Photo

Let's call this episode an EXPERIMENTAL EPISODE, where the entire show is the voicemail segment with a few pranks mixed in.  Today's sponsor, Miguel F., did this to us.

• 2017-08-17 06:29:20 +0000 UTC View Post

The Snow Plow Show #387 - Sonic Boom Microwave Eclipse

Most of the calls in today's show involve tenants behaving badly, but we also talk to a few Wal-Marts and listen to a bunch of voicemails.  Tobiah I. is today's Bringer of Shows.  Thanks, To...

Hobosode 37 - Cotton Balls

Greg T. brings you nearly TEN MINUTES of calls that don't work out that well, including a prank request by Brown Magic and a few Cactus Commando requests involving balls.  The background music an...

The Snow Plow Show 386 - PLA Killed The Prank Star

BoboBob the HoboBob brings you the next hour of not exactly phone news, weird PLA music, me telling people to hang up the phone, and employees having a problem with me lounging around in the stock roo...

TSPS #385 - Perpetual Motion

In the 385th episode of TSPS, we continue with Apocalypse's latest apartment list and try to convince a few landlords that I've invented a perpetual motion machine.  I don't want to spoil things ...

Hobosode 36 - The Back Room

On today's Hobosode we're going to explore the untold mysteries that seem to exist in every Walgreens in America.  The elusive BACK ROOM, which is so secret that it's locked at all times and only...

Episode 384 - Cheating Wives, Syrian Refugees and Hamtennas

Prepare for an hour of talking to apartment managers and killing just a small percentage of lawns, not the entire thing.  Today's show was fully funded, written, produced, and directed by Richard...

Hobosode 35 - Stop The World

Antoine brings you the most hobo-y hobosode of them all, complete with 2 moderately amusing prank calls, a voicemail complaining at me, a censor beep over the episode number because I thought we were ...

TSPS #383 - Stop Looking At Me

Hendrik G. wouldn't stop looking at me until I did a show of Sensei Doug calls, so here you go.  Today's show is the first to include controversial new snake eye sensing AI technology.

• 2017-07-25 20:19:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 34 - Ham Leftovers

On today's EllerySode I call up the rest of the ham radio people who didn't answer last week.  Opening music is Zilch by The Monkees.  Closing music is Mister Dobalina by Del The Funky Homos...

AUTOMATIC REDIAL - Episode 230 - Starbucks Red Go Cups

Yesterday on Patreon, Michael W. claimed this old show from 2015 is one of his favourites. I'm not sure I believe him since he spelled it like that, but I'm posting this show today just to se...

TSPS #382 - Denial of Lawn Service Attack

Xander Fett brings you a few more lawn calls where we offer special deals for doing BOTH HALVES of your lawn.  We also listen to voicemails and read a few emails, because everyone loves reading e...

Hobosode 33 - My New Phone Number

Another show just like all the other shows where I tell people they're getting a new phone number and there's nothing they can do about it, only this time we tell them it's not Carrot Top The Rapper s...

Info For Supporters

First of all, that's a pretty awesome cactus up there, created by Nick D.

It's time I make a post on here to give new supporters an idea of what to expect around here and maybe provide a few ...

TSPS #381 - Handy Talky

HEEEEEEYYYYYY, Patreon people.  Lately a few have mentioned that the podcast feed on here cuts out after a few minutes.  I wonder if the high bitrates have anything to do with it.  Toda...

TSPS #380 Sorry I Your Lawn

Wur5ty brings you the 2nd show of lawn calls we've done in the past week, plus voicemails, old stuff, a song that I should have played months ago, and a weird thing that happened to Brent Westwood on ...