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TSPS #379 You're A Real Winner There Aren'tcha Buddy

Today we call apartment owners and tenants with hijinks and shenanigans and just a little bit of mayhem, brought to you by Cncwizard.

• 2017-07-07 05:14:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 32 - Innerspace

Goby brings you THREE HOURS of Hobosode today, but only a couple of calls worked out, so it's just 20 minutes.  Thanks a lot, Goby.  Today I fail at a bunch of Innerspace-themed calls, so I ...

TSPS378 HoA Tub Time Machine

 Jason B. brings us all an hour and 42 minutes of calls to homeowners, most who refuse to believe that a time machine is going to materialize in their living rooms. Today's background music is th...

Hobosode 31 Number Roomates

Gizmo gave me this wacky idea to call people from their own phone numbers and claim that we're sharing the number now, so that's what I did.  Thanks for sponsoring today's episode, Robert S. &nbs...

How To Lose Weight The Patterson Way

Since I'm probably the only person on planet Earth with a copy of Frank Patterson's critically acclaimed book, How To Lose Weight The Patterson Way, I've decided to read the entire thing for all of yo...

TSPS #377 Text Door Neighbor

Lucklight brings you a full hour of terrible calls to number neighbors that don't work out.  Thanks, Lucklight!

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  2017-06-27 02:51:12 +0000 UTC View Post

TSPS #376 Number Neighbors

Today's show contains Craigslist calls, RoyCo Roofing, some weird Uber thing, a very bitter ex-apartment manager, and we personally respond to a very weird voicemail.  This show and all related b...

Hobosode 30 - I Just Wanna Buy A Bike

King Richard brings you today's pile of horseshit, including a prank request to a Craigslist guy, a short voicemail, coin updates, and a song by MC Router called Hutzumi.  

Hobosode #29 - Double Charged

King Eckbert not only sponsors today's Hobosode, but he also provides us with a prank submission AND he created a remix of Christian Bale's freakout from 10 years ago for me to use as an ending song. ...

Hobosode 28 - Free Burgers

Myfirstbroom spots a note in a restuarant promising a free burger to Bruce which results in a customer and a restaurant owner becoming closer comrads over their shared enemy, Bob Dobalina.  Thank...

TSPS 375 - Aye Aye Aye

 Matt Z. brings you a brand new show this morning, filled with voicemails, intros, promos, Patreon begging, an awesome new song by Steven Yucca called Roy Gherbil Rides The Metro, a review of 2017-06-15 23:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post

PLA Situation Room 2017 Tour

A few of you have been asking for a Situation Room tour and it's been a few years since I've done one, so here it is.  The catch is that now you have to watch shaky video for the next 20 minutes....

TSPS #374 - Railroad Tracks Everywhere

I attempt to do an entire show of listener requests, but end up building railroad tracks through everyone's yards instead.  Jamie F, the sponsor of today's show, distracted me and caused me to fo...

Hobosode #27 - Doomsday Preppin

Tony S. is making today's show happen, where nobody seems to believe that I'm digging doomsday tunnels in their back yards.  The song in this episode is No, I Don't Wanna Do That by Happy Schnapp...

AUTOMATIC REDIAL: Sorry I Dinged Your Lube Job from November 2015

 I tried to do a show today, I really did, but not much worked out with the calls, so I'm officially giving up for the day and posting a show from 2 years ago, which was requested by a listener w...

Hobosode 26 - Talk To The Dog

Jasper Flax ruins LoOoDaXFactor's show by insisting that we try to get Petco employees to talk to my dog, so we try that with varying levels of success.  The opening theme is by JayDee.  The...

TSPS #373 - Gluten Free Fidget Spinners

Kuraz sponsors today's show which is nothing but me calling up a listener's employer and being weird at their coworkers.  Thanks once again for the intro song, Kuraz.  Sorry, JayDee, you don...

TSPS #372 - Art Show Silent Auction

Today Jon T. gives us a few silent auction phone numbers, but FOD87 tries to take all the credit for it, just because he's the sponsor of today's show.  Today's intro and outro was JayDee's 2017i...

Hobosode Video #25 - Robotic Subway Employees

In today's Hobosode, I call up Subway employees and attempt to confirm whether or not they're robots.  This episode is sponsored by High School Graduate, and thanks to him you get a video version...

Hobosode #25 - Robotic Subway Employees

In today's Hobosode, I call up Subway employees and attempt to confirm whether or not they're robots.  This episode is sponsored by High School Graduate, and thanks to him you get a video version...

SPS #371 - Memorial Day Facebook Recovery

Today Rev insists that I bring you more verification calls, this time mostly to recover my Facebook account that somebody reported as fake, but THEY'RE the ones who are fake, hiding behind their compu...

TSPS #370 - Google Voice Verification

Today's show is brought to you by Chris and Sarah, who want you to know how easy it is to trick people into giving you Google and Skype authorization codes by calling them on the phone and as...

TSPS Episode #369 - Tenants and Secret Meetings

Today's show has some more Tenants calls, a few HoA secret meeting calls, and some confusing voicemails.  Thanks for sponsoring this episode, Rhapsodyman2000.

• Listen to Mr. Pickle's 2017-05-25 22:37:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 24 - Financial Aid

Today's Hobosode only has 2 new calls in it, but then we ask a few important questions about supporters of the show and play an old prank that was referenced earlier.  This show was made possible...

Tenants From Utah

 Andrew Don-Faurquimmieey sponsors today's show, which is chock full of satellite dishes, secret passages, and piles of dirt.  Listen to a PLA prank in 2017-05-20 21:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 23 - Tastes Like Osama

Let's call some people who took a microwave popcorn survey, sent in by Incogneetoe.  Today's sponsor is Julian J. and the ending song is Jenny's New Area Code by Redbox and the Chilipeppers.

2017-05-16 23:51:53 +0000 UTC View Post

LIVE SHOW - Saturday Morning Cranks

Here's the live show from Saturday if you're too impatient to wait for the podcast version.  The live version includes approximately 63% more phones ringing than the podcast version will.

Live Video Show - Who's A Good Boy??

Here's a live show I did on Facebook this morning.  I wish I could say we determined who the good boy was today, but I feel like we're left with more questions than answers.

Hobosode 22 - I'm Not Scowling That's Just My Face Sir

King Eckbert, that filthy gypsy, has made you all wait 3 weeks for a new Hobosode, but enough is enough.  It's time for a new one, where we tell employees to stop LOOKING at us through the securi...

LIVE SHOW - Customer Survey Friday

Today I did a bunch of customer surveys and most of them weren't boring.  I'm editing together the podcast right now and I'm hoping to have it up this evening.