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Hobosode 413 - Incandescent Requests

It's a Mrlonelygoat Hobosode today, because he's the sponsor of today's show. I try to use some ideas of Syntheads, but none of those work out too great. At least I get yelled at real good for tell...

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Hobosode 412 - I'm Gonna Knock Out Lightning On Your Ass

Today I'm doing more requests, just like earlier this week. You'll hear some failed number changes, a lady refuse to admit that she's been up to some motherf***ery, some HoA calls, and a guy who ju...

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Hobosode 411 - Requests

We get a warmup with some mediocre swap shop calls and then call up a few request numbers that listeners have sent in. The intro song is by Henrik. The background music is Chateau by Shinobi. The e...

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Hobosode 410 - Holographic Advertisements

Lower your expectations for this ZTK sponsored Hobosode where I keep trying and failing to upset people who are about to get a brand new revolutionary type of advertising beamed directly into their...

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Hobosode 409 - Yard Sales and Cryptozoology

The plan today was to a bunch of swap shop calls, but instead I talk to a girl about an animal she found that is not of this world, and then to a bunch of yard sale people about whatever I felt lik...

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Hobosode 408 - ATM Hacking

A listener named Randall send me a list of shopping center numbers to unleash Sensei Doug onto, which leads to a silly ATM hacking idea so I spend the rest of the show trying to make that work. And...

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PLA Vinyl Album Discount

Today I loaded up the last of the vinyl albums for Patreons into my car and dropped them off at the post office. I mostly gave the albums to the $20 and above tiers on Patreon. I hate that I can't ...

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Hobosode 407 - Happy Fathers Day!

Today we're blowing the lid off of the latest scam in town - people who befriend your daddy in hopes that he will send them money when he dies instead of you.  The intro song is The Devils In ...

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Hobosode 406 - Just A Few More Crossed Lines

I call swap shoppers and attempt to negotiate with peoples clones. This show is sponsored by 12annual.'s. The intro song is by Andrew S. The background music is Mime Beat. The end song is yamiga69 ...

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Hobosode 405 - Blowing All The Gunk Out Of Your Pipes

I try some new ideas at hotels and stumble across a magic word that grants full access to guests at  any chain of hotel, and in any state. Or maybe I was just really lucky today. This  on...

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Hobosode 404 - Days of Hobosode

This Hobosode was recorded over several days this week and was supposed to be out a lot sooner. I'm SORRY! I start out calling people back who've dialed into our prank line, then I move on to liste...

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Hobosode 403 - Oh, Unicorns

While calling swap shop weirdos, a man triggers the end of the world by saying a code phrase on the air, a woman doesn't tie down her bunk bed in a truck and it flies in the air and lands on Mrs. S...

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Hobosode 402 - Extra Care Love and Attention

Today I'm checking the request folders to find numbers to call. I also do some number changes and I call back someone from Devon's show. This Hobosode is given to us all by Kurt M. The opening song...

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Hobosode 401 - Mothers Day Card

It's a request folder kind of day, brought to you by Despicabledogs, where I keep trying to muscle a mothers day idea from Devon into every call. The opening song is steveblazed by Jeff B. The back...

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Hobosode 400 - Crossed Lines and Swap Shops

Phil_Not_the_Doctor brings you the 400th Hobosode, where I call swap shoppers and convince them a rogue identity thief is on the line and out to get them. The opening song is steveblazed by Jeff B....

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Hobosode 399 - Outlet Mall

Today I learned that outlet malls have Auntie Anne's Pretzels in them sometimes. I tried a little of everything in today's show, from knocking out walls to asking for unreasonable favors from corpo...

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Hobosode 398 - Number Changes To Swap Shops

Climbatiz is today's sponsor! Today I'm being a telemarketer, I'm changing numbers, and I'm making lost lasting friendships. The opening song is Dial Tone by Anthony Deldeo. The background music is...

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Hobosode 397 - I Ain't Got No Marbles

Here's a bunch of calls where nobody believes me and I get a lot of wrong numbers, but at least a few of them get in a few good  catch phrases at me. This episode is sponsored by Chaz The Tand...

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Hobosode 396 - Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide

I call a man who had the nerve to get someone else to fix his washing machine just because I took a week to call him back, I fail at a new angle on hotel breaker box calls, a neighbor is going to s...

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Hobosode 395 - Carlito's Sound Effects

Dark Adderall brings us a show of hotel bathroom toaster tests, electrical room confusion, multi-car pileups outside the hotel, and getting stuck on top of the elevator. Today's show is weird. &nbs...

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Live Friday morning show!

I was hoping to have this posted as a regular SPS episode by tonight, but I don't think that's happening. Here's the full live show instead, with music, awkward silences, and lots of phones ringing...

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Hobosode 394 - Unknowingsly

Today I completely solve a refrigerator customer's problems by talking to her dog, I ding a car out in the parking lot, I attempt to sublet an apartment, I find some keys at another apartment and g...

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Hobosode 393 - Blew To Smithereens

Hunts Point Hooker brings you the exciting sequel to the previous Hobosode where people react similarly when I do the same pranks on them. I also call swap shop ads from 2018 and I go above and bey...

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Hobosode 392 - Subliminal Swap Shop

After a two week hiatus, I have the nerve to put out a puny 26 minute show like this,  filled with calls to radio listeners about their use of subliminal messages in their phone calls and I ma...

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Hobosode 391 - Wifi Warrior

I'm doing my civic duty today by calling gyms and bowling alleys to both help owners find their lost keys and to assist with some standard wifi problems. It's sponsored by Chaz the TandemStacker! T...

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Hobosode 390 - Post Office Deliveries

In today's show I finish up Molinwolf's list of numbers and tell most of them about deliveries from the post office. It's sponsored by kristine! The opening song is by Henrik. The background music ...

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Hobosode 389 - Don't Need One Don't Want One

Here's a super lazy Hobosode, where I mostly call up swap shop people and tell them I don't want their stuff. It's sponsored by Aye Rasputin the Tasteful. The opening song is Cactus Cactus Cactus C...

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Hobosode 388 - Happy Valenweiners Day

Today's show has some old ladies doing various types of computer hacking to mess with Chinese spy balloons and my cell phone, and then the show falls apart and awkwardly ends. This show's Boo Boo T...

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Hobosode 387 - Poop Bags and Andy Dick

CraigsMomsBush brings you today's show which features a conversation with Andy Dick, some phone number changes turned into business requests, and we installed some new doggie poop bags in some fron...

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Hobosode 386 - Expanding Foam

I actually did more calls with expanding foam to some hotels, but they sucked so I deleted them. But at least there's still one of them at the beginning. I also call people who post on Craigslist, ...

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