today's club ellen will be a late upload
probably around 9 or 10pm EST — apologies to people with urgent household chores!
2024-11-23 20:47:54 +0000 UTC View Post
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NOVEMBER PLAYLIST
Leaves crunch underfoot. Asses slip out of pants. Hot Toddies get poured. Some say the entrance to the woods is haunted, but really there's an old lady stuck behind a fence who's been surviving off...
2024-11-17 18:56:33 +0000 UTC View PostCLUB ELLEN - NOVEMBER 16, 2024
get your it’s very nice to meet you’s out, it’s time for club ELLEN + who’s that singing from the rafters of eurovision? why it’s miss loreen of course + this year’s musical fina...
2024-11-16 23:17:51 +0000 UTC View PostTOPICS FOR TOMORROW?
do people have topics they want discussed....?!?!?! chime in BELOW...
2024-11-16 05:38:15 +0000 UTC View PostNOTHING'S REALLY AQUAMARINE
Download Link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1y8ZVGBprlryO6b9gSfU-4...
2024-11-12 20:38:23 +0000 UTC View PostCLUB COCONUT - NOVEMBER 9, 2024
SORRY SORRY SORRY TO UPLOAD LATE.....!!!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
2024-11-09 22:10:21 +0000 UTC View PostCLUB ELLEN - NOVEMBER 2, 2024
DESCRIPTION 2 CUM...SORRY GOTTA RUN OUT THE DOOR
2024-11-02 18:29:15 +0000 UTC View Post
CLUB DISEASE - OCTOBER 26, 2024
HOURLONG DISEASE POSTMORTEM / MACY IN MONTREAL / APARTMENT SEARCH / SHOUT OUT TO DAVID CHANG / GAY DIVORCED FRIENDS / TORI AND THE MUSES / EFFEMINATE LUMBERJACKS
2024-10-26 21:08:36 +0000 UTC View PostCLUB ROOM - October 19, 2024
Rick & Tori!!! The time has come to BEATTO ourselves OFF in the glorious acoustic space of CLUB ROOM! We have Beattomania, Beatlemania, and Breillatmania and we're diving back into a bit o the ...
2024-10-19 18:47:43 +0000 UTC View PostOCTOBER PLAYLIST
Angela entered the graveyard at 5:00 pm. It was supposed to be closed by then but the maintenance guy took his time closing up on Thursdays because his daughter would call around 4:00 but then he s...
2024-10-15 15:39:37 +0000 UTC View PostLive From C'mon Everybody: "Franny à Deux: A Tale of 2 Frans"
Recording of our live show from C'mon Everybody this week!!! "Nymphowars/KNFW is back with a Halloween spectacular that will disgust your socks off. Seen The Substance? This is 50 times grosser! Th...
2024-10-12 17:46:15 +0000 UTC View PostLIVE SHOW! NYC!
7:00 Dress Rehearsal (Discounted) 9:00 Show
Nymphowars/KNFW is back with a Halloween spectacular ...
2024-10-07 22:24:51 +0000 UTC View PostCLUB ROOM - OCTOBER 5, 2024
ELLEN! JOKER! YOGHURT! It's all covered today in club room, the acoustic counterpart to Ellen's techno focused club!
2024-10-05 19:30:16 +0000 UTC View Post
HARLENQUISSANCE VOL. 1
discussing the latest from our mortal enemy
2024-10-01 01:26:30 +0000 UTC View PostMINI CLUB
hi everybody — this ep was recorded last monday because of travel logistics, so it is short and out of date. we understand there has been a great deal of BREAKING NEWS this week and are goin...
2024-09-28 10:59:55 +0000 UTC View PostCLUB ELLEN - SEPTEMBER 20, 2024
it's midnight in europe — theda’s in london having a shrek experience (actually it might be called “shrek’s adventure”? apologies) + steve-o is having a breast experience + never go to pi...
2024-09-20 23:14:43 +0000 UTC View PostCLUB ELLEN - SEPTEMBER 14, 2024
DESCRIPTION 2 CUM....SORRY IT'S A TRAVEL DAY!
2024-09-14 15:41:25 +0000 UTC View PostSEPTEMBER PLAYLIST
"How do you pronounce that??!!!" The teacher yells over an overcrowded classroom. "MAY-SEE! Like the store!" a 5 year old shouts from a desk tucked in the back corner of the room. The entire class ...
2024-09-13 19:36:04 +0000 UTC View PostCLUB ELLEN - SEPTEMBER 7, 2024
get your stories out, it’s time to heal + briefly mentioned: art is alive and well in chinatown + we called it “going to to parties” + macy’s proud new membership (in sag) + hawk ...
2024-09-07 07:23:28 +0000 UTC View PostMIDNIGHT ELLEN - AUGUST 31, 2024
have you Chelsea’d lately? + nate’s dad’s son is the frankenstein for our times + are you a gaslighter? are you a big-timer? are you ready for a return to the theater of the mind? + fuhyu-ick...
2024-08-31 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostCLUB ELLEN - AUGUST 24, 2024
we are working around the clock + joy in the room + boomer goon + excuse me i'm hawking twah + ice spice says what even is ozempic? + the art of celebrity plastic surgery denial + should ellen marr...
2024-08-24 21:27:43 +0000 UTC View PostG.U.Y. WITH A SMILE
recorded an emergency Zoom call regarding you know who — HARLENE QUINZEL herself, and TS Bruno Mars... giving the latest in A.I. generated press release aggregators and lyrical analysis for ...
2024-08-17 22:39:33 +0000 UTC View PostCLUB ELLEN - AUGUST 17, 2024
wayne that coin miley + james charles news + katy perry on the dunes + issuing a retraction on the Vim Wand + stroking it in the theater of the mind + angel of your dreams says “i love you” + d...
2024-08-17 21:59:57 +0000 UTC View PostAUGUST PLAYLIST
The air warps from heat rising off the pavement in the wavy last weeks of August. Relief becomes hardest to find out of all the summer months as July's rainstorms dissipate and the blaring sun reig...
2024-08-16 03:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostCLUB ELLEN - AUGUST 10, 2024
the sars curse S.A.D. edition / does anybody still get a malware? / run with merrit weaver bridge / fleaby waller bag / winning the global cock sweepstakes at the olympics / trans in sports? ...
2024-08-10 19:37:56 +0000 UTC View PostCLUB ELLEN — AUGUST 03, 2024
act of contrition / gaga does the french can can / celine dion lip syncing / showbusiness vs. olympic sports / madonna cobra face / tati's lawsuit is finally over, and winter olympics are where it'...
2024-08-03 21:11:50 +0000 UTC View Post