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0100b — Never Before Seen Airwolf Panels, etc

There was zero clipboard content generated by strip 0100 so I picked a random date and, happily, there was a strip for that day, which I could mine instead.

It was very satisfying to mindles...

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0100 — By the Hand of a Whiskey Mix-Up

The second image is a preview of what the usual noontime "making-of-this-strip" drawing board looks like — always available to tiers 2 & 3!

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Lev Grossman's Intro to Achewood

Hello, Author's Tier!

My friend Lev Grossman, brilliant author of The Magicians trilogy, as well as the new and stupendous (I've actually read it) Arthurian novel 2024-12-12 19:14:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Ray's Place: How I Build a Mix For a Lady.

[Dear Readers: Ray went long answering his first letter this week, so we're publishing it as a standalone piece. The usual three-letter format will return next week, because a lot of people ne...

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0099b — Autocalumny & Ashtrays

This strip made me miss Cornelius. I feel a Cornelius Friday coming on for Strip 0100. Whoah! There have been ninety-nine new Achewood strips! There was a time not so long ago I was certain such a ...

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0099 — Roast Beef, Couples Therapy

Extras from this strip post at noon in tiers 2 & 3!  

In panel four, Roast Beef is referring to the popular copulatory position you may know as "missionary." Why is ...

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"Ray Smuckles Fears the Future of Technology"

"Spoiler alert. Ray Smuckles ain't too much on top of his science fiction, but he does privately wonder if AI can finally invent a version of him that don't blubber." —R.B. Kazenzakis, in...

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The Original Art Shop is now OPEN!

This December, your purchases are expected to ship within 48 hours, via Insured USPS Priority or Registered Mail. Email chris at achewood dot com with any inquiries, or send a message here ...

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Original Art Shop Reopens Dec 3, 10am PST!

Click here to shop at 10am PST! (password protected until then)

I've spent the last year building up...

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0098b — Cruciflection Point

(Okay, okay, here's the verse I was mulling over when asking why Bible passages are always freighted with metaphors. I ultimately decided to keep this discussion out of the author's notes for s...

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0098 — Philippe Reads the News

As always, excised panels, rough drafts, and unused gems of dialogue from this strip post at noon in tiers 2 & 3!

It struck me when all was said and done in this strip th...

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Thanksgiving: No Nipples at the Dinner Table (New Family Rule)

For our wedding rehearsal dinner in September, Hayden asked what sort of outfit would be appropriate. I said something upscale but not formal. He sent a snapshot of him wearing a sheer long-sleeve ...

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Sauce Diaries: Sukajan Statement Piece

If you are enjoying the Sauce Diaries Project, please say so in the comments, or just tap Like! Otherwise, I will assume everybody has grown tired of watching me preen around. ...

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0097b — How to Manufacture Fracture

The Christmas holiday looms near at the horizon, which means I am busy gathering oddball lines and visuals — like a squirrel with his walnuts — for the Twelve Days of Christmas mini-strip ...

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0097 — Gaslighting Roast Beef

Early drafts of this strip appear in tiers 2 & 3 at noon! This month, the upper tiers also featured Ray's Place, an interview with Cornelius about the afterlife, several installments of...

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The Sauce Diaries: In For a Penny

One of my ongoing quests/hobbies is to recreate the best of the 2024-11-22 04:14:26 +0000 UTC View Post

How to Family the Ray Way; Advice For When Things are Bullshit

Ray, what’s your stance on having children? Who, when, where, why or why not, how many, etc. —Sam J.

Sam, 

Consider it like this: folks been havin’ children ...

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The Sauce Diaries: Author's Deep-cut Fashion Backstory

Why do you dress the way you do? I like chatting with people about this topic, so please comment. Okay, on with today's piece:

I have yet to receive so much derision for my ...

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What the Cartoonist is Wearing This Week, Inaugural Edition

So many people* replied to yesterday's post begging for photographs of me wearing clothing** that I gave in to the pressure and put these together. You will have noticed in my various...

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The Elements of Fashion Sauce; rain garden update; upcoming Author's Tier pieces


Good morning. It is 11:24am as I begin this, this momentary diversion on the road to whatever it is you and I are doing this afternoon. This is probably nothing more than a journal entry; or is...

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"What is Shangri-La?" Cornelius Bear edition

In this installment of the "What is Shangri-La" series, Roast Beef interviews the one denizen of Achewood who might actually have some advanced and well-considered ideas on the matter.

Previ...

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0096b — Akkolade gets his new head-angles

As you can see, this script landed on the page in near-final form, with minimal fiddling as it was worked through the strip production process. The bulk of the work this week involved inventing how...

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0096 — Return of Akkolade and Bensington Butters

The workspace/draft version of this strip posts at noon in Tiers 2 & 3!

There are two main things I noticed about this particular strip.

One is that no one mentions...

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A Chochacho was robbed! But his Cocoa Buddies escaped a positive evaluation by the criminals

AUSTIN, TX (Achewood News Wire) — A Texas Cho's storage unit was recently burgled to the tune of all his life's many precious things, excepting these three Cocoa Buddie...

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Philippe: Post-Election Interview

Roast Beef checks in with Philippe after the American Presidential election, and they hatch a plan to unite America.

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0095b — A Deep Peek Behind the Scenes

This is a pretty good peek behind the scenes, in my humble estimation — First you see (on slide 2, sorry) as the idea changes radically from the initial Big Game Hunter direction, and then y...

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0095 — Voting Day, by Philippe!

Two pages of unused panels and scripts from this strip post in Tiers 2 & 3 at noon, as does a new Roast Beef + Philippe interview on Saturday at 10am Pacific!  

I wi...

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Ray's Place: Gettin' Shredded the Ray Way; When Love Dies; Each One Teach One (Drinkin' Edition)

®@¥, I am a man of humble muscle mass who is looking to change that. The problem is that I have basically no idea what to do in a gym. Do you suggest taking group classes so someone can t...

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Jury Duty: Unexpected Beauty! Also, photos: art studio update; kinetic truck sculpture

Several weeks ago, the dear Lord in his Vaulted Elysium sat upon his crystal throne, an elbow upon the great Knob of his knee, a fist beneath his pensive chin. (From which flowed a white beard.) Un...

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0094b — Clipped by the Chochacho Chanclazo

This strip was almost entirely created on the original artboard, so there is not a lot of evidence of its creation, other than the large trace, and my recollection that instead of a "hippo's ass fr...

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