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Dao of Fuck Off: Chapter 17 - Pupils and Plans

Hotui Mata spent only two days in his deliberation before he found me at my state-requested house.

The house itself was simple and out of the way because the looks of confoundment from visito...

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Dao of Fuck Off : Chapter 16 - Barren Brazeness

If Province Lord Lung Hao was honest with himself, he loved his job. He knew that his peers considered the Scale-Scrape barrens a punitive position, but that stopped bothering him only a few short ...

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Dao of Fuck Off: Chapter 15 - Jumping Around

“Esteemed Immortal. You requested to be informed when a Bone Frog was reported in the Bloating Corpse Fen.” the guard captain, Fui Lee, addressed me with a medley of emotions. He hadn’t yet a...

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Dao of Fuck Off: Chapter 14 - Back to 'Civilization'

One perk that I had actually predicted encountering after my ascension was the interest to be garnered from rulers after they heard about my dinner techniques. Because really, some guy is famous fo...

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 13: Frosty Friendliness

Nobility, I’d heard, sometimes mused at why winter was associated with death. Some argued that it was due to blind eyes not being able to see the vibrant beauty in the frost, or the subtle elegan...

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 12: Diplomacy and Diving

Raka stared at the wooden hut. Ling stood beside him, disbelief on her face matching what he allowed himself to feel.

So much had changed so abruptly five years ago, during the civil war that...

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 11: Running a War and Running Away

Dinner with Rangtu was enlightening and more than a bit revealing. She was happy to catch me up on several groundwork matters regarding existing as an Immortal Spirit, from the theory of how to wea...

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 10: Discussions of Sky and Soil

Having throttled the strength of cultivators willing to come after me directly with City Lord Huan’s aid, and having demonstrated that I could handle anyone who could afford the Face to come at m...

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 9: The First Strike of the War

One trope that I’d thought I understood about xianxia stories was the incomparable value of the auction houses. From simple buying and selling that alone is difficult to overstate w...

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 8: Crafting and Selling

“I’d started to suspect you of delaying for poor reasons.” Yang Zhao grinned as he tested the balance of his new axe. “I am glad to discover myself wrong in that.”

“With how long ...

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 7: Promotion Politics

Sang Lee stood across from me, glaring at me with malice as our brethren packed in around the arena. After all, if we were going to risk losing a disciple, the sect wanted to make sure as many coul...

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 6: Returning to the Sect

The warped boar snarled at me. It was massive, its eyes level with my own, and its shaggy back rising almost half that again from the ground. 

I held my gaze steadily despite the abject ...

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 5: Aggravated Ascension


Before I face my death, it strikes me as an oversight that the sect scholars have so little to publicly say about tribulations.

Like, I know I have an abnormally scientific mindset for th...

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 4: Tripping up the Traps

Now that I was looking for it, the constant focused attention on me was even more obvious than Hu and his cronies trying to wear me down. Instead of unnerving me or bothering me, this relaxed me fo...

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 3: Snakes and Serpents

Demon beasts aren’t actually demonic. Not in an Earth-western sense, at least. 

They’re actually just cultivators. After a fashion. 

See, like any other stra...

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 2: Tea and Herbs

“I must say, little Guang, you have a clever method to yourself.” Elder Tong spoke as I poured the tea. “To hear the rumors, you’re the most devoted outer disciple the sect has.”

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Dao of Fuck Off Chapter 1: Settling In

“Guang Jinsheng, reporting for duty.” I announced to the administrator who’d taken several minutes to acknowledge my arrival.

“Ah, I was told you’d be getting promoted soon.” she ...

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Dao of Fuck Off Prologue- Entering the Sect

Y’know. Conscious reincarnation isn’t that bad.

I mean, sure, having to go through infanthood with a fully functional mind isn’t great. And the culture shock is very real when yo...

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Cover Art- Dao of Fuck Off

On suggestion from several people, I slapped together some cover art for the story I'm about to start catching up here!

Feel free to laugh if it's amateurish. I'm only really able to barely m...

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Was reminded that I have this account! And now I'll be sharing a story I didn't drop so hard!

Well, in a couple days at least. Gonna get it sorted with Royal Road which I also just remembered I made an account for.

Honestly, life just ran away with me in a bad way over t...

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Of Troll Holds and Toll Roads Chapter 1

Holstein cast a practiced eye over the open prairie and sighed. It was a lovely day. The sun hung high in the afternoon sky casting a golden sheen over the wild wheat that spread out like a grassy ...

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Sparks (I Exist & New Story)

Greetings, you who trawl undeveloped pages!

As I told anyone who reads bios, I like telling stories. I'm even accused of being good at it.
I'm mostly here to allow my accusers to throw lu...

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