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TLP #99: That Grubhub Commercial

Sirancha makes Asterios watch that Grubhub commercial.

Asterios continues his campaign against the Reddit app.

And the perfect Groomsman gift is decided upon.

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JACKED! #3: Treasure Town

Royce gets a new job offer.

Tam looks for an exit. 

And the boys become made men.

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TLP #98: Coupstory

Asterios takes Sirancha through the hilarious events of January 6th, 2021. 

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TLP #98: Video Edition! Coupstory

Asterios walks Sirancha through the hilarious events of January 6th, 2021.

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TLP #97: Asterios Almost Dies After Eating The Salmon At TGIFriday's

Don't eat the salmon at TGIFriday's!


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DSJ #7: Niko's Awful Goth Music Makes Srirancha Cry

Happy New Year! The new year is the time to look back, reflect on your life choices, and explore new music from a dude who apparently wants to marry his sister/cousin. The only thing worse than thi...

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Asterios is sick so TLP will be back next week

No TLP this week, I’m horrifically sick

If you’re trying to eat healthier after the holidays, don’t trust the “fit & right“ salmon at TGIFriday’s

No matter how much your...

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TLP #96: Seasons Squeezings

Sirancha makes Asterios watch "The Human Misery Channel."

Asterios makes Sirancha eat cereal blindfolded.

And Dr. Pimple Popper drains the holiday of joy!

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TLP #96: Video Edition! Season's Squeezings

Sirancha makes Asterios watch "The Human Misery Channel."

Asterios makes Sirancha eat cereal blindfolded.

And Dr. Pimple Popper drains the holiday of joy!

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Christory #15: The Fair Maiden Mia Hamm

MERRY CHRISMISTORYMAS!!! HOOOO HOOOOO HOOOOO

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LNK #9: Ways To Improve Lobster

Marky Mark goes undercover at a Benihana.

A famed Japanese chef steals the souls of chickens. 

And a sperm bank does a bad job of wrangling Ted from Ted 2. 

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TLP #95: How To Make Vaccines Cool And Sexy And Cool

Sirancha's dad drops some redpills.

Asterios thinks COVID has "a branding problem."

And Nathen just can't keep his lasagna frozen.

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TLP #95: Video Edition! How To Make Vaccines Sexy & Cool & Sexy

Sirancha's dad drops some redpills.

Asterios thinks COVID has "a branding problem." 

And Nathen just can't keep his lasagna frozen.

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JACKED! #2: Main Frame

Tam wants answers.

Royce wants a payday.

And Pibb wants to be anywhere but stuck with these two assholes.

Let's get JACKED!

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JACKED! #1: Spray & Pray

It's post-crash 2013. Fax machines are smaller than ever. Cyber-modems run at a blistering 28.8 baud. ...

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TLP #94: Jreg's Disgusting House Tour Tour

Sirancha gives the listeners a guided tour of JREG's astonishingly bizarre apartment. Plus: voice mails are back! For the last time?

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TLP #93: Why The Reddit App Is Trash

Asterios gives his niece an anime intervention.

Sirancha defends the cosplay-phobic.

And how the Reddit app ruins our lives, and yours.


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DSJ #6: My Personal Lolcow

Niko & Sirancha open a "Film Bro" club where they watch all the films that film bros love.

Also: Niko's high school friend asks if he can take a, and I quote, "shit on her face and chest....

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New Merch! Our Chrismistory & New Manga Mega Bundles Are Live

I was up until 4am last night looking for cool Black Friday stuff, and this year, it's all shit. 

Except our shit! 

We've spent months putting together these two crazy mega bu...

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Christory #14: The Unclit

It's the moment you sick freaks have been waiting for!

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December's Sticker: A Porg Chatter Chrimmas!

He don’t know what Christmas is. He HATE the hat. He’s eating the mic (better than saying a slur I guess). But we love him anyways!

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TLP #92: Hey, Nathen Mazri, We're Talking About You Again

Asterios is threatened by his niece.

Sirancha hunts for a landmonster. 

And Nathen Mazri, we know you're reading this, you dirty namesearcher, you.

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Voicem...

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Coming Soon: JACKED! A Cyberpunk RPG Podcast

I've been trying to put together an RPG podcast for years. 

For YEARS.

And I think I finally got something worth sharing with you...

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TLP #91: Horrifying J-List "Toy" Reviews

This is our most disgusting episode yet.

And that's saying something.

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TLP #90: Stonks Talk w/Soviet Sirancha + Jay & Silent Bob Sell CBD

Sirancha explains Marijuana ETF's. 

Asterios explains "snooch to the booch." 

And the Crunch Bunch takes on Dunkin' Donuts cereal. 


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TLP #89: Video Edition! SIRANCHA RETURNS

Election chatter!

Cereal chatter!

The Thought Cops chatter!

And SIRANCHA RETURNS!!!

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TLP #89: SIRANCHA RETURNS!

Election chatter!

Cereal chatter!

The Thought Cops chatter!

And SIRANCHA RETURNS!!!

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LNK #8: The Halloween Special

LimeJinjOctober concludes with our long awaited "Halloween" special! We finally sit down to discuss the infamous "Squidward Suicide" creepypasta that terrified a generation of zoomers.

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TLP #88: Who Would The King Of The Hill Characters Vote For? Also: Various Anime Characters?

Who would Hank Hill vote for?

Who would Naruto vote for?

Who would the Pot of Greed from the Pot of Greed Yu-Gi-Oh card vote for?

Niko & LimeJinjo discuss.

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LNK #5.5: The Lost Episode: The Mario Party Series

THE LOUDEST PODCAST WILL BE OUT THIS FRIDAY! 

Due to audio boomering, this episode has been "under repair" since early September. But we really like it, and hope you do to. View Post