Silence, capitalist dogs! These six blocks belong to the PORGS.
You've only got until October 31st to snag this limited edition sticker, with art by 2020-10-26 13:55:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog.
Asterios holds a troll trial.
And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.
2020-10-24 08:21:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog.
Asterios holds a troll trial.
And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams...
2020-10-23 14:34:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios determines the best variant of Reese's Cup.
Lime tells us about his best Christmas ever.
And Dunkaroos are back!
2020-10-15 04:08:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Lime Jinjo has "balls" issues.
Asterios has issues with the lack of hardcore sex in Beastars.
And both blame the "Sup...
2020-10-14 17:35:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei.
Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars.
And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?
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2020-10-07 19:16:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Niko's been keeping a MAL for over ten years. She clearly has one or ten personality disorders.
Sirancha just ...
2020-10-07 04:33:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever.
Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself.
And real-life sex scientist 2020-09-30 04:32:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha's making a killing in the sock market! Celebrate her gains with this priceless sticker, featuring art by Mimi Yori.<...
2020-09-24 15:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok.
Asterios gets into the Chinese box office.
And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.
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Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok.
Asterios gets into the Chinese box office.
And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.
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Voicemail 2020-09-23 17:11:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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2020-09-20 00:12:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs.
Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy."
And the Sock Market hits an all time high.
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2020-09-16 18:50:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios heavily identifies with a fat, ethnic plumber.
Lime heavily identifies with a timid Japanese teen psychic.
And Mario refuses to apologize for kidnapping and whipping an ape! 2020-09-11 23:52:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha threatens to sell her socks.
Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss.
And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?
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2020-09-09 17:27:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha puts Asterios through a grueling 14-video gauntlet.
Ending in an event CWC calls:
"Their biggest mistake."
#therewillbecake
2020-09-05 21:14:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell.
Sirancha regrets registering to vote.
And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.
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2020-09-02 04:22:35 +0000 UTC View Post
This monthly sticker club is fun AF to run. This time, we've got more AMAZING art from Mimi Yori. Her waitress Sir...
2020-08-26 17:48:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios has a wet ass change of heart.
Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan.
And the Crunch Bunch rides again.
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2020-08-19 17:29:48 +0000 UTC View Post
A man shitposts his way to a monster wife.
Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is.
And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.
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Michael, our guest this week, stars in the...
2020-08-12 23:33:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha & Niko tell us about their most horrific online dating experiences.
2020-08-07 20:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post
No TLP this week, as Asterios is at the mercy of his elderly parents shitty Wi-Fi. But as a make good, we're releasing a Christory AND a new DarkSyde Jills this week! On this episo...
2020-08-05 05:31:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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Sirancha schemes a total show takeover.
Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy.
And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen M...
2020-07-29 16:46:02 +0000 UTC View Post
On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show.
This year, she tells Asterios about "Yandere Dev."
He does not like it.
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2020-07-22 16:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D! LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her! And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY!
Also: here is the sticker based on the "teenage market research" we conducted i...
2020-07-15 20:16:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Yo yo gotta follow her on all her stuff
Mimis Twitter
Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity.
Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er."
And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you.
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2020-07-08 16:28:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts.
Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers."
And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops!
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Vo...
2020-07-06 08:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post