Asterios & Sirancha

TLP #71: A "Coomer" Sues Twitch

What's on the YouTube Apology Bingo Card?

A spooky "new" cereal burns Asterios' beans. 

And more disturbingly specific fetish chain restaurants! 

2020-06-30 16:06:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Christory #11: Jackie The Garden Troll (Pt. 1)

i had to watch CWC perform oral sex directly into the camera for this episode so you better fuckin' like it b/c i'll never sleep again

2020-06-28 23:38:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Presenting: The Loudest Podcast's Sticker-of-the-Month Club!

Oh hell yeah it's time for more stickers time!

Starting RIGHT NOW, $15+ patrons get a brand-new sticker in the mail, every month, along with weekly video editions of TLP.&nbs...

2020-06-22 18:11:54 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #70: Femboy Hooters vs. Goth IHOP vs. Tomboy Outback Steakhouse vs. MILF Denny's

Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP.

Asterios learns what a "coomer" is.

And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's.

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2020-06-22 15:46:15 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #69: Sirancha, The Queen of CHAZ

Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story.

Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP.

And we launch a new sticker club!

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2020-06-16 04:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #68: Russell Greer Sues Taylor Swift Again

Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits.

Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting.

And the french fry debate gets crispier.

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2020-06-08 13:27:51 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #67: Which Boomer Tier Restaurants Should Close Forever?

What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? So many questions!...

2020-06-01 19:49:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Christory #10: Hitting Michael Snyder With A Car

How could he be so heartless and cruel, running his body into that innocent car.

2020-06-01 00:04:41 +0000 UTC View Post

LNK #3: Persona 5 vs. Chrono Trigger

It's the battle of the JRPGs, baby!

2020-05-29 19:39:04 +0000 UTC View Post

DSJ #3: A Cum Tribute For No Neck Ed with THOUGHT COPS!

This is disgusting

2020-05-26 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #66: Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri (w/GarfGAB!)

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2020-05-25 20:35:07 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #65: Sirancha Explains 90 Day Fiancé

Asterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt.

Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed."

And is "nugget" a good name for a bird?

2020-05-18 17:28:22 +0000 UTC View Post

"Star Wars: Bad Form RPG" feed drop!

I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called "Bad Form", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and 2020-05-17 23:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #64: Sirancha vs. Fake Weebs

Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies.

Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder.

And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived!

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2020-05-11 20:52:39 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #63: Boomer Crossing

Sirancha displays her lovely loaves.

Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration.

And both become addicted to Tetris 99.

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2020-05-06 17:49:20 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP will be late this week, but enjoy this livestream where I make horrifying bread out of Cap'n Crunch pancake mix!

Yo, it's Asterios! TLP will be a little late this week, but I've been doing a YouTube call-in show every other Saturday night &a...

2020-05-03 17:13:31 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #62: Sirancha vs. Applebees

Sirancha goes "South Of The Border."

Asterios buys "loosies."

And YOU donated 2,500 tampons to "Sist...

2020-04-27 17:13:10 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #61: Asterios & Sirancha Play "C*** Wars"

Sirancha ranks 11th in the world at "Fap Titans."

Asterios tries to join his trolling heroes.

And Nathen has had it with Google reviews.

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2020-04-20 04:44:17 +0000 UTC View Post

LNK #2: Goku vs. Garfield, A Generational Battle

Lime goes Super Saiyan to beat intestinal issues.

Asterios praises "Unmodded, Vanilla Garf."

And Doomguy the Doomguy finds a big-ass sword.

2020-04-16 07:50:02 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #60: We Review, "Anna's Rules For Marrying A Billionaire"

Sirancha starts her day screaming about Cats.

Asterios finds a new obsession in 1:64 die-cast race cars.

And Joe Biden's podcast is about...Fig Newtons?

2020-04-13 18:55:41 +0000 UTC View Post

DSJ #2: What Nathen Mazri Knows About COVID-19

Sirancha's life is threatened by the North Korean military.

She also pisses off the South Korean military. 

And they say Nathen is crazy.

2020-04-07 04:27:57 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #59: Sirancha's Game Corner: "Fap Titans"

Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans."

Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts."

Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters."

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2020-04-06 17:33:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Christory #9: The Trial of the Asperchu 4

BREAKING: Hundreds lie dead after dang dirty trolls bombed the 4-Cent Garbage building. Mayor Chandler has vowed to bring the perpetrators to justice for the bombing, and also, for calling him ...

2020-04-05 22:32:37 +0000 UTC View Post