Asterios gives his worst advice yet.
Sirancha learns about "Uber, but for private planes."
And a coin-stealin' criminal leaves a very angry voicemail.
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Voicema...
2020-03-18 17:16:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios gets rejected by Ex-Lax.
Sirancha encounters yet another drive-thruumer.
And Tallard is NOT allowed to use the camera we're "borrowing" from Target.
Asterios tells Sirancha about the baby from Dinosaurs.
Sirancha tells Asterios about various sex criminals.
And we read your emails. Unfortunately.
* * * 2020-03-02 05:03:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Your notebooks and hydroflasks cry out for these stickers. Won't you listen to them?
It's five all-new pieces of art from the great 2020-02-27 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios makes a serious financial mistake.
Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF.
And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstompe...
2020-02-24 07:53:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha fights the recline of western society.
Asterios calls the cops.
And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!
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Do you have t...
2020-02-18 15:09:58 +0000 UTC View PostWinner gets $50, but EVERY Replacement Rancha will return. We love them all!
2020-02-10 18:08:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha trolls her way to the top.
Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom.
And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2020-02-10 18:05:57 +0000 UTC View Post
He's not a parody.
He's not gay.
He just happens to closely resemble both of those things.
Presenting: Asperchu.
Enjoy.
2020-02-07 16:04:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios kills during his "addict share."
Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet.
And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.
Voicemail: (848) 863 5...
2020-02-03 06:56:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Recorded in December 2018, but released just in time for not-Christmas, this episode's got it all: kids trapped in armor, corrupted wishes, and a girl who makes poems out of poo and pee. Enjoy, wee...
2020-01-31 15:49:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore.
Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole.
Asterios is still welcome in both places!
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Vote for who'...
2020-01-27 05:40:33 +0000 UTC View PostWe love mailing these little gifts for our subscribers, but we're not sure what we should do next. What do YOU think?
Here's some sneak-peaks:
2020-01-23 17:41:23 +0000 UTC
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Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets.
Asterios thanks his various "guys."
And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over...
...THE TROLL TRIAL.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2020-01-20 05:22:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon.
Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute.
And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2020-01-13 04:55:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios eats at a steampunk themed chocolatorium.
Geek girls are mean to Sirancha.
And Baby Yoda gets punched.
2020-01-06 06:53:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, it's Asterios. Last year, we asked what more kinda content you wanted from us. You said:
"Put out a weekly podcast like normal people do, what's wrong with you, why do you need us ...
2020-01-02 20:07:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha's mom dabbles in gift oneupsmanship.
Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge.
And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-12-30 06:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha has a sad time in her happy place.
Asterios debates coffee table books.
And Mash Potate eats drywall.
#PitterPatter
2019-12-25 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail.
Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies.
And is the McChicken the key to everything?
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-12-23 14:44:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha hates Kacey.
Asterios loves Kacey's Dad.
And Liquid loves being the true and honest Chris.
#Christory
2019-12-17 06:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha ruins Santacon.
Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.
And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.
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We're running a holiday tampon drive ...
2019-12-16 13:43:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha embarks on a new career.
Asterios coins several pornographic phrases.
And Adam Neumann does tequila shots at the worst possible time.
2019-12-09 15:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios frets about "Onion Son."
Sirancha reads a delightful new book.
And Liquid Chris plays us all like a damn fiddle.
Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens.
Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece.
And HOW many turkeys were stolen this thanksgiving?
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-12-03 09:56:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Your holiday shopping is over! But your commitment to proper bird care...is just beginning. Show your h...
2019-11-26 16:03:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha does the "Mayo Pete" dance.
Asterios pitches his services to the Saudi Arabian government.
And Wumpus gets a new attitude!
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-11-25 13:14:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there Patre-o's!
Did you know it’s #ThankYouPatrons Day? I sure didn’t, until my Instagram inbox was flooded with super nice messages from all of you. I thought I’d...
2019-11-19 18:34:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha wonders if we're the assholes.
Asterios wonders if we're the assholes.
And you will wonder:
...are YOU the asshole?
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-11-18 15:17:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for water rights.
Stuffin' destroys a flower pot.
And Asterios finally learns how tampons work.
At age 37.
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1st Lo-Fi...
2019-11-11 14:38:38 +0000 UTC View Post