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Hey! I'm taking a small twitter break. I'm not having a ton of fun with it, I'm getting too triggered and fighty and it just doesn't feel like...me. 

But I also don't wanna lose touch wi...

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GODDAMMIT BIRD GET OFF MY CAMERA

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #11: Crazy Poor Asian

Asterios is in Orlando...and Mumkey's in love!

This week, we talk about the BIGGEST ALEX'S OF 2019: Alex Jones, Alex Borstein, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Who does Mumkey want to fuck? The ...

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Asterios Visits Nintendo Store NYC

Uh if you wanna see me get absolutely wrecked by some kids at Smash Bros in front of hundreds of people you should prolly watch this videoooooooo  

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HAPPY NEW YEARS YEET!!!

HEY!!!!

HAPPY GODDAMN NEW YEARS

LETS GO FUCKIN GET ‘EM IN 2019

HOLY SHIT

ITS GO TIME FOR THE PEOPLE FUCKING WITH US

AND GODDAMN ARE WE GONNA KIC...

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #10: Boomer vs. Electrocution

Happy New Year! Here's the MP3 version for people who use the patreon-only RSS. Video to come, Mumkey's been uploading it all day during a goddamn hurricane or something.

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Porg Chatter #13: A Porg Chatter Christmas

Last minute gift ideas for your porgs! Birds in diapers! Sexy lady foxes! And WHO is...Lego-lass??

All this and MORE in this very special episode of Porg Chatter. Happy Holidays!

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #9: Zoomer vs. YouTube

NOTE: Video version coming in like a day or two!

Asterios here! Mumkey Jones, who usually writes this, is taking some much deserved chillout time. You probably already know t...

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A Holiday Card For You & Yours


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Asterios Kills A Kid #9: Too Many Edgelords (with Mumkey Jones!)

Last week, Sirancha and I visited Mumkey Jones & Sheepover!

We were worried about them, because of the craziness swirling around the situation with Burger & Jackie. Mumkey & Sheep did ev...

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Asterios Talks To Strangers #6: Metal Gear REBUTTAL With Metal Gear Expert Merlot Williams

Last week, I spoke to Metal Gear Continuity Expert Drivershaft. I learned about ALL the snakes, even the fake snakes who AREN'T snakes, and I THOUGHT I knew all about the snakes!

But THEN...a...

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #8: Endgame

We're in the endgame now. Asterios quit the podcast after the edgier videos of my past resurfaced on his YouTube recommended feed. Meanwhile, Andy Signore reacts to the new Avengers trailer, the de...

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2019 Suggestions Thread!

Gimmie suggestions for what I can do to make more and better comedy in 2019. What's stuff I've done that you've liked, hated, or wanted more of?!

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Asterios Talks To Strangers #5: Metal Gear Continuity Expert Drivershaft

A podcast to surpass Metal Gear!

There, that's pretty much all I know about this game. That, and he hides under a cardboard box, and that he did that in Smash Brothers, and it was cute. But it's abo...

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #7: Boomer Law

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALoZg8yl_Gg

Lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits! The hot new tren...

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Asterios Kills A Kid: "Sirancha The Drug Mule"

On this DOUBLE bonus episode of AKAK, we tell the tale of how Sirancha nearly got us both in SERIOUS trouble at the airport! She also pitches me on Burning Man (she's a burner, who'd have guessed),...

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Asterios Talks To Strangers #4: Anime Convention King "Archangel Of Life"

Anime Expo. Crunchyroll Con. Katana-Kon. Mecha-Mash. Schoolgirltopia. Tentacle Town's Annual "Hooray For Crevices-Con." These are just SOME of the events attended by expert anime-man and all around...

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I Asked Listeners To Shill My Patreon During Thanksgiving Prayers

It did...NOT go well. But I'm thankful for them, ...

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Porg Chatter #12: A Porg Chatter Thanksgiving

This week, we discuss the crypto crash, Asterios' awful alarm clock, The Good Doctor, mailed-in-a-box meats, MadBondz, drug addictions, McDonalds cups, and...PORGS-GIVING! 

Art by the amazing M...

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GWP #4: Generic Forced Interbrand Conflict PPV

Hey, our 4th PPV in a month. This doesn't feel like work to follow, that's for sure! We break down the Survivor Series card, Eric reminisces about the Miz's old face turn, and I pitch a surefire wa...

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #6: Detective Pikachu, Generational Bridge

VIDEO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj6LAodU5dE 

This w...

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It's The One Year Anniversary Of The Lolsuit!

Here's an article commemorating this auspicious occasion.

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Waifu Wars 007: Alternate Ending (17 Min)

We shot TWO different endings to the last episode of Waifu Wars!

Why? Because...well...by the end of the shoot we were all pretty drunk. We'd broken into the two bottles of alcohol we sai...

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #5: Zoomer vs. Groomer

VIDJEO: https://www.youtube.c...

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Duckmas Carol

Free for patrons! Don't you DARE pay those inflated Bandcamp prices. 

Long story short: Central Park was recently visited by a rare Mandarin duck. It's the only nice thing to happen to a...

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Asterios Kills A Kid #8: Satirical ID

Kids! I don't know what's wrong with these kids these days.

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #4: My Mumkey, My Masterson & Me

Oh god my head I love you guys enjoy

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Asterios Kills A Kid: "Farting For Bits"

Sirancha's got a new moneymaking scheme: farting into a microphone for bits on Twitch. So far, she's made $11...and she's nowhere near done. Hear all about it on this EXCLUSIVE BONUS episode of AKA...

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Voyagerges 002: Creative Differences

What do you do when you're three seasons deep and out of ideas?

You get META, baby!

This week, we discuss VOY 3x24, "Worst Case Scenario." 

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Waifu Wars 007: The Criminal In My Apartment

Sorry I forgot to upload this mp3 sooner! 

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