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Hey! I'm taking a small twitter break. I'm not having a ton of fun with it, I'm getting too triggered and fighty and it just doesn't feel like...me.
But I also don't wanna lose touch wi...
2019-01-09 18:31:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios & Sirancha posts
Boomer vs. Zoomer #11: Crazy Poor Asian
Asterios is in Orlando...and Mumkey's in love!
This week, we talk about the BIGGEST ALEX'S OF 2019: Alex Jones, Alex Borstein, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Who does Mumkey want to fuck? The ...
2019-01-07 10:15:44 +0000 UTC View PostAsterios Visits Nintendo Store NYC
Uh if you wanna see me get absolutely wrecked by some kids at Smash Bros in front of hundreds of people you should prolly watch this videoooooooo
2019-01-04 14:27:28 +0000 UTC View PostHAPPY NEW YEARS YEET!!!
HEY!!!!
HAPPY GODDAMN NEW YEARS
LETS GO FUCKIN GET ‘EM IN 2019
HOLY SHIT
ITS GO TIME FOR THE PEOPLE FUCKING WITH US
AND GODDAMN ARE WE GONNA KIC...
2019-01-01 05:24:05 +0000 UTC View PostBoomer vs. Zoomer #10: Boomer vs. Electrocution
Happy New Year! Here's the MP3 version for people who use the patreon-only RSS. Video to come, Mumkey's been uploading it all day during a goddamn hurricane or something.
2018-12-30 00:08:52 +0000 UTC View PostPorg Chatter #13: A Porg Chatter Christmas
Last minute gift ideas for your porgs! Birds in diapers! Sexy lady foxes! And WHO is...Lego-lass??
All this and MORE in this very special episode of Porg Chatter. Happy Holidays!
2018-12-25 09:46:53 +0000 UTC View PostBoomer vs. Zoomer #9: Zoomer vs. YouTube
NOTE: Video version coming in like a day or two!
Asterios here! Mumkey Jones, who usually writes this, is taking some much deserved chillout time. You probably already know t...
2018-12-23 09:42:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios Kills A Kid #9: Too Many Edgelords (with Mumkey Jones!)
Last week, Sirancha and I visited Mumkey Jones & Sheepover!
We were worried about them, because of the craziness swirling around the situation with Burger & Jackie. Mumkey & Sheep did ev...
2018-12-17 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostAsterios Talks To Strangers #6: Metal Gear REBUTTAL With Metal Gear Expert Merlot Williams
Last week, I spoke to Metal Gear Continuity Expert Drivershaft. I learned about ALL the snakes, even the fake snakes who AREN'T snakes, and I THOUGHT I knew all about the snakes!
But THEN...a...
2018-12-10 20:19:07 +0000 UTC View PostBoomer vs. Zoomer #8: Endgame
We're in the endgame now. Asterios quit the podcast after the edgier videos of my past resurfaced on his YouTube recommended feed. Meanwhile, Andy Signore reacts to the new Avengers trailer, the de...
2018-12-09 00:08:25 +0000 UTC View Post2019 Suggestions Thread!
Gimmie suggestions for what I can do to make more and better comedy in 2019. What's stuff I've done that you've liked, hated, or wanted more of?!
2018-12-07 17:06:14 +0000 UTC View PostAsterios Talks To Strangers #5: Metal Gear Continuity Expert Drivershaft
A podcast to surpass Metal Gear!
There, that's pretty much all I know about this game. That, and he hides under a cardboard box, and that he did that in Smash Brothers, and it was cute. But it's abo...
2018-12-05 05:19:30 +0000 UTC View PostBoomer vs. Zoomer #7: Boomer Law
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALoZg8yl_Gg
Lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits! The hot new tren...
2018-12-01 17:17:35 +0000 UTC View PostAsterios Kills A Kid: "Sirancha The Drug Mule"
On this DOUBLE bonus episode of AKAK, we tell the tale of how Sirancha nearly got us both in SERIOUS trouble at the airport! She also pitches me on Burning Man (she's a burner, who'd have guessed),...
2018-11-29 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostAsterios Talks To Strangers #4: Anime Convention King "Archangel Of Life"
Anime Expo. Crunchyroll Con. Katana-Kon. Mecha-Mash. Schoolgirltopia. Tentacle Town's Annual "Hooray For Crevices-Con." These are just SOME of the events attended by expert anime-man and all around...
2018-11-26 13:07:02 +0000 UTC View PostI Asked Listeners To Shill My Patreon During Thanksgiving Prayers
It did...NOT go well. But I'm thankful for them, ...
2018-11-23 23:17:49 +0000 UTC View PostPorg Chatter #12: A Porg Chatter Thanksgiving
This week, we discuss the crypto crash, Asterios' awful alarm clock, The Good Doctor, mailed-in-a-box meats, MadBondz, drug addictions, McDonalds cups, and...PORGS-GIVING!
Art by the amazing M...
2018-11-22 08:53:59 +0000 UTC View PostGWP #4: Generic Forced Interbrand Conflict PPV
Hey, our 4th PPV in a month. This doesn't feel like work to follow, that's for sure! We break down the Survivor Series card, Eric reminisces about the Miz's old face turn, and I pitch a surefire wa...
2018-11-17 20:17:52 +0000 UTC View PostBoomer vs. Zoomer #6: Detective Pikachu, Generational Bridge
VIDEO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj6LAodU5dE
This w...
2018-11-17 17:37:31 +0000 UTC View PostIt's The One Year Anniversary Of The Lolsuit!
Here's an article commemorating this auspicious occasion.
2018-11-16 04:34:26 +0000 UTC View PostWaifu Wars 007: Alternate Ending (17 Min)
We shot TWO different endings to the last episode of Waifu Wars!
Why? Because...well...by the end of the shoot we were all pretty drunk. We'd broken into the two bottles of alcohol we sai...
2018-11-15 18:08:34 +0000 UTC View PostBoomer vs. Zoomer #5: Zoomer vs. Groomer
VIDJEO: https://www.youtube.c... 2018-11-12 01:15:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Duckmas Carol
Free for patrons! Don't you DARE pay those inflated Bandcamp prices.
Long story short: Central Park was recently visited by a rare Mandarin duck. It's the only nice thing to happen to a...
2018-11-08 20:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostAsterios Kills A Kid #8: Satirical ID
Kids! I don't know what's wrong with these kids these days.
2018-11-05 16:07:49 +0000 UTC View PostBoomer vs. Zoomer #4: My Mumkey, My Masterson & Me
Oh god my head I love you guys enjoy
2018-11-03 16:54:11 +0000 UTC View PostAsterios Kills A Kid: "Farting For Bits"
Sirancha's got a new moneymaking scheme: farting into a microphone for bits on Twitch. So far, she's made $11...and she's nowhere near done. Hear all about it on this EXCLUSIVE BONUS episode of AKA...
2018-11-02 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostVoyagerges 002: Creative Differences
What do you do when you're three seasons deep and out of ideas?
You get META, baby!
This week, we discuss VOY 3x24, "Worst Case Scenario."
2018-10-30 10:55:10 +0000 UTC
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Waifu Wars 007: The Criminal In My Apartment
Sorry I forgot to upload this mp3 sooner!
2018-10-30 09:11:56 +0000 UTC View Post