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TLP #143: Asterios Got Rancho A Bidet For Christmas & Suffer Through The New Sex In The City

[slams button] "WOKE MOMENT!"

holiday merch drop! http://www.spiteincorporated.com 

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This Month's Sticker(S!) + Look At This Cool Merch

It's the holidays! So we're sending out TWO stickers this month, both by Berries N' Cream

TRADWIFE RANCHO...

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TLP #142: Rancho's Dad Gets Her High

Grab an apple and a ballpoint pen and enjoy!

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EVA #3: Righteous Shinji Punching

Somehow, Shinji's life gets worse

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LNK #16: OPERATION CHRISTMAS

Jinjo's in college! Our boy is growing up so fast. We talk about RetroAchievements.org, Toy Story 2 for the N64, the many face...

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TLP #141: We Watch That Awful NFT Monkey Cartoon

You're welcome

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THIS MONTH'S STICKER: Sonic Sez, "Shut Up, Incel!"

Usually, these stickers are related to the show.

But Listener Michael pitched us a concept so amazing, we had to share it with the world.

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Christory #24: The 2nd Letter

Happy thanksgiving, weens! Two letters down, six to go.

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TLP SUPERSODE: The Entire Garfield Eats Saga (8 Hours)

Rancho + I are taking the holidays off this year! But we didn't want to leave you hanging. Here's an eight-hour super-sode containing:

EVERY INTERVIEW.

EVERY EVICTION NOTICE.

EVER...

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TLP #139: Sirancha Gets Laserfaced

AND acid splashed on her face!  

BLACK FRIDAY MERCH DROP:

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TLP #138: Asterios Kokkinos: Foster Daddy + The Ratcast w/Cheezer & The Ranch

Also Big Ed sends a message to TLP! And it's NOT a Cameo!

Voicemail: (848) 863 5343

Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

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DSJ #13: Donnie Darko, Weddings & "Unknown Pleasures"

Sirancha told me to type, "this episode is more dumb, pretentious goth bullshit. Also: I loved Donnie Darko. I thought it was good, Niko said it was crap."

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TLP #137: Asterios Gets Hit In The Face With A Rat

yup

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JACKED #9: Splitting The Party

Do you party? Because Royce + Yelp sure do!

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TLP #136: The History of The Monster Mash, Dune Mania + 90 Day Power Rankings

WE DO THE MASH

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EVA #002: Mistato: Humanity's Waifu

Shinji gets the coolest roommate ever and also Misato

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Christory #23: The 1st Letter

We read CWC's first jailhouse letter. Two to go, and then we can bleach our eyes!

Here's a copy:

<...

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This Month's Sticker: Ko-Ko & Jin-Jo-Jo's Bizarre Adventure

Hey, it's Asterios! I'm not gonna pretend I know who these characters are, but this art from Dylan looks cool as hell, so it'...

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TLP #135: Nathen Mazri vs. Bisexual Superman

ONE WILL RISE. ONE WILL FALL.

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Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

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LNK #15: The Ellen DeGeneres Funko Pop

THE ELLEN DEGENERES FUNKO POP 

also we talk about Nickeodeon All-Star Brawl, New Melty Blood, 3D Kirby, Fate Stay/Night, The Outer Worlds, Pillars of Eternity & ...

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TLP #134: Asterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought Cops

This dog is totally insane, you would love her


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TLP #133: Chinese Parents: The Video Game

Can YOU win their approval?!

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TLP #132: We Got Entergaged

we plan an anime wedding, rancho reads her my immortal fan-fanfic + jump hump & soak talk!

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Christory #21: The Poster "Campaign"

Those damn, dirty trolls engage in information warfare.

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TLP #131: VM's + Q&A's

We listen to YOUR voicemails, answer YOUR questions, and entertain YOU, THE LISTENER!!!

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Voicemail: (848) 863 5343

Email: theloudestpo...

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EVA 001: Sirancha Knows It's Gendo, not Genji. Please Don't @ Her.

A Cruel Boomer's Thesis.

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DSJ #12: Chad In Body, Mind & Spirit

Sirancha describes this episode as "absolute nonsense." Enjoy!

Also: here's the twerking bird Sirancha watched on loop for an hour and a half:

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TLP #130: Sirancha's Desert Drugcation

Rancho attempts to "overdose on weed" in the California desert. Plus an all new game, "Mexican Food or Fakexican Food?"


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TLP #129: My Immortal Finale

Tar-eboni and Volsermort have their final showdown.


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Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

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TLP #128: My Immortal, Part 5

Eboni and Young Voldemort go to a Good Charlotte concert.

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