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Auguest: Jonny Papes on Bleak in Review

Michael is guesting on a lot of great shows this month, and the marathon of aural joy continues with our friends over at 2018-08-31 19:25:28 +0000 UTC View Post

107. My Top 8: Cody Ziglar

Maggie sits down with Director Cody Ziglar and talks work friends (are they real friends? Or only cross-over potential?) how to identify the elusive 'fake friend,' and Cody gives u...

Beanus Script: Punch-Drunk (Crank Parody)

Hi gang! Swaim wrote a script for a high-budget sketch that looked like it was going to get produced, but then things fell apart as they often do in H'Wood, so instead we're posting the script here fo...

106. August Bonus Episode: Robert Evans

This month for our Patron-exclusive Beanus Content Module, Robert Evans joins Michael and Abers to answer your questions at a more moderate pace than last time. It's way more interesting than it has a...

The Inaugural Podcast Poll!

In our ceaseless quest to make cool shit for you, save up for a feature, and pay rent and junk, we figured it would be worthwhile to occasionally check in with the Beans out there to see which of the ...

Advice On How To Steal Our Jobs

Hi gang! Swaim here. As you may know, we recently started inviting folks to sign up for our Clown School reward tier if they'd like customized feedback on a project from us. Several Cool Beans have al...

105. Rough Stuff: Phone Sex Phollies (Feat. John Paul Green)

Rough Stuff is back, and more humiliating than ever before! Join hosts Bridgett Greenberg and Sarah Griffith for a jaw...

104. Family Meeting e01: Mandatoreunion

Welp, it took an extra day to edit, but our new video series featuring Swaim, 2018-08-26 02:36:23 +0000 UTC View Post

103. Extree! Extree! - 8/21/18

Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week, both Small Beans and otherwise.

Art by Michael Vincent Bramley.

Music by Chris Corlew.

Movie Night Right Now w/ Tom, Dave, and Abe

.@startthemachine (Tom Reimann), @MovieHooligan (Dave Bell) and I will be doing jokes over movies right now. Come join and listen! Virtuosity. Airbud? First Kid? Van Helsing?

Link to room:   2018-08-21 02:53:39 +0000 UTC View Post

102. Frame Rate: The 40-Year-Old Virgin (Feat. Jamie Loftus)

Host of The Bechdel Cast and comedian/hacker extraordinaire 2018-08-17 03:59:51 +0000 UTC View Post

AUGUST BEANUS MODULE: Q&A&CR&BS w/Robert Evans!!

In case you're unaware, we are now producing a special 2018-08-16 02:58:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Auguest: Swaim on Best Bad Movie Ever

Michael is guesting on a lot of great shows this month, and the cavalcade of audio fun continues unabated with our friends over at Unpopular Opi...

Auguest: Swaim on Hypecast

Michael is guesting on a lot of great shows this month, and the cavalcade of audio fun starts with our friends over at G...

101. My Top 8: Erin Mallory Long

Maggie sits down with writer and Audible queen Erin Mallory Long. Are our romantic partners also our friends? Why don’t we eve...

100. Tales from the Pit: The Depression Test (Feat. Maggie Mae Fish)

Those who plumb the Pit discuss the thin, sad line between grief and a bout of depression, practical ways to know when you're depressed, and practical ways to address it that you probably won't take a...

98. Frame Rate: Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (Feat. Katie Willert)

It's a story of three generations of an American family. I've always wondered why no one's done that! Join perennial favorite Katie Willert to tackle the complexities of motherhood, and how sometimes,...

97. Pop Culture Petri Dish: Time Travel

Abe and Cristian explain Stephen Hawking's lame party invite, the primary jokes that Science has, and the tangential intersection between "real" science and sci-fi time travel awesomeness.

96. My Top 8: Bailey Norton

Maggie sits down with writer and comedian Bailey Norton, who put on a one-woman play in the middle of a basketball court. Did it help her make any friends? No! Join us as we talk childhood friendship,...

95. The Coen Brothers Brothers: Barton Fink

Join Michael Swaim, Abe Epperson, and presumably Milhouse Van Houten and Nelson Muntz in a thoughtful discussion of the Coens' treatise on the act of screenwriting itself. Get ready to finally underst...

93. Frame Rate: Groundhog Day (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

DOB, Abe and Swaim join forces yet again to bring you the latest installment in a never-ending cycle of repetitious content they will stay forever trapped within unless they become better men.

GOAL UPDATE #1: The Furry (not) Short (enough)

Yo, Patrons! This post is for your eyes only, because, as you are and remain the beating heart of this endeavor, we need YOUR help honing one of our two potential Festival Shorts into fighting shape.<...

Extree! Extree! This Just In! New Reward Tiers!

We here at Small Beans are always looking for new directions in which to sprout. As such, on the right rail of our Overview page, you'll notice three new rewards available to Beans with a few Bucks to...

92. July Bonus Episode: Daniel O'Brien

Behold, the first of our monthly Patron-exclusive episodes for Beans only! This month, perennial favorite DOB joins us to A your Q's, R to your Cs, and just generally BS in hilarious fashion.

91. Tales from the Pit: There And Back Again (Feat. Cristian Ramirez)

One soldier's experience serving in the Army in Iraq, and, later and much more importantly, as one of the biggest Small Beans around. PCPD host and fixture Cristian Ramirez tries to explain to Mike wh...

90. Pop Culture Petri Dish: Cristian's Genes

23 and...we?! Find out all about Cristian's genes, genes in general, and how to make your own Cristian in a petri dish at home.

Testing Our Webcams = JAM SESSION!

See title for full explanation of this Beanus Content Module.

88. The Coen Brothers Brothers: Miller's Crossing

It's a hard-boiled mobster noir bromance from the Coen Brothers! What's not to like? Abe Epperson and Michael Swaim drag you into the metaphorical woods to make you beg for your life, but in a good wa...

87. Extree! Extree! - 7/9/18

Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week, both Small Beans and otherwise.

Art by Michael Vincent Bramley.

Music by Chris Corlew.

86. Rough Stuff: Jamie Loftus

Brace yourself; Rough Stuff is back! Special guest 2018-07-06 21:35:34 +0000 UTC View Post