Sometimes you get a blooper. All in the hopes of getting something that isn’t nearly as good, even though it features one important thing that Instagram apparantly isn’t very fond of (even if i...
2021-03-11 03:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Sooo... This one might require a little bit of explanation.
I've mentioned this before, but from time to time, my brain has wandered to... "What in the hell would have happened if I had...
2021-03-10 21:36:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Shot this one and came back to it later, and I... couldn’t figure out the angles. It’s like one of those optical illusions, like an Escher drawing, but, you know, boobs instead of stairs.
<... 2021-03-10 02:14:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hoo-eee. You guys.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful. Fortunate, really. I have a day job that allows me to live wherever, and provided that I have a functional computer and some decent Wi...
2021-02-24 23:39:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve been quiet for a few days. Curse broken. Apologies all around.
I know what it was. Stubbornness.
Before I get into it, I decided to post this delightful cartoon here. It’s out...
2021-02-17 06:44:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Fucking South Park, right?
Harbinger of fart jokes back when I was 13. And over the last 23 seasons (23!!), something that has become one of the most relevant sources of social satire this wo...
2021-02-11 04:35:07 +0000 UTC View Post
... is the name of a piece by an outrageously talented Australian artist on Instagram who goes by the handle @franchesxka. A while back, I commissioned her to create a label for my hot sauce, back ...
2021-02-10 02:37:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I know, this has nothing to do with anything. But two things. One, I do want to fulfill my promise of a Thing a Day this month. And I’ve got 19 minutes left before the change of the day Eastern s...
2021-02-09 04:53:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A few years ago, I heard about the importance of reminding myself that “this isn’t normal.” So I stuck a post-it note to my fridge saying just that. Eventually, the message made it to my scre...
2021-02-08 01:56:51 +0000 UTC View Post
There’s something about artists who specialize in erotica. Something sort of honest. My experience isn’t vast, but the folks who tend to reserve themselves, and their natural sexual urges, are ...
2021-02-06 18:37:59 +0000 UTC View PostLong time readers will now that I’ve been on somewhat of an eternal quest for a decent sports bra.
Don’t get me wrong. I don’t have any grand delusions. I know that I’m not gonna be ...
2021-02-05 19:50:39 +0000 UTC View Post
(Note: I’ve been dusting some of the creative fiction cobwebs out of my head, and one of the best ways to do that, for me, is to do a freeform short story based off... something. My friend co...
2021-02-04 16:37:46 +0000 UTC View PostWanted to bring something up really quickly. No big deal, no emergency, but a few of you have let me know lately that you’ve had a hard time accessing some of my old posts, and were wondering if ...
2021-02-03 23:35:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Years ago, back in the old days before Natalia and Olga showed up on the scene, I had this leather jacket. I loved that thing. It was lambskin, super simple, black, fit like a glove, went with ever...
2021-02-03 20:04:13 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s that time of the year, when a furry rodent emerges from his hidey hole to determine the course of an entire season. It’s a magical time, filled with whatever it is the people in Punxsutawn...
2021-02-02 23:40:38 +0000 UTC View Post
So, this is (most of) the collection. God bless my girls’ girls — believe it or not, I need these things. Physiology be damned, but if I’m maintaining the normal course of the day-to-day, I c...
2021-02-02 05:11:34 +0000 UTC View Post
About a year ago, before The Madness, I did this thing here on the Patreon that was actually a lot of fun. Basically, it was called “Thing A Day,” and the idea was, come hell or high water, I ...
2021-02-01 00:27:46 +0000 UTC View Post
This is true, it’s not even just a thing because ‘tis the season. But New Year’s has always been my favorite holiday.
I’m not a terribly religious person, but I do take a certain amo...
2020-12-31 03:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
So recently, when the wherewithal recently struck me to do basically a full, two-evening-straight photo shoot (results of that extravaganza are coming, as I become less and less picky about which o...
2020-12-28 01:46:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess it's a smock? Not sure. It's this thin polyester material with this pastoral scene on the bottom. Why was this created? For whom? It's certainly large enough to considered a coverup for My ...
2020-11-30 11:33:52 +0000 UTC View Post
That's the one. That's what I'm talking about. A good, solid cable-knit sweater to replace the one that ended up all but ruined by the end of last winter.
2020-11-25 22:18:23 +0000 UTC
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I was really curious about this one from the get go. I’m not exactly sure when, or if, it was ever in style? I’m not the most sartorial person in the world, but I’m not really quite sure what...
2020-10-31 01:24:06 +0000 UTC View Post
OK, so I’m digging this one. I didn’t notice until recently, but these things that I’ve always called overalls are called “monkeys” here. I’m not sure why, but I think it’s adorable.<...
2020-10-29 22:55:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I decided to start out on easy mode. When I was thinking about the order coming in the mail, my mind went to this one a couple of times. One, because it’s a little brighter than I usually go. But...
2020-10-28 21:53:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Granted, where the hell has 2020 gone. For so many reasons, this year can just sit down and consume the most giant buffet of dicks in the entire world. Just a whole buffet of dicks.
I think ...
2020-10-28 20:44:49 +0000 UTC View Post
(Editor's Note: About Damned Time, Right? It's been a while. But I have so desperately wanted to get back to this story. I've really developed feelings for these two protagonists — I've even ...
2020-10-13 21:51:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Have been wearing mask. Most of The Others do. Even in the wide-open fields, along narrow dirt paths, we put them on as a sign of courtesy as we pass. In more crowded settings, social distancing st...
2020-09-20 16:34:19 +0000 UTC View Post
It's... starting to get a little chilly outside. Not gonna lie. I'm a pretty cold-blooded girl, and I definitely prefer winter. But with the changing of the season (not to mention prolonged shippin...
2020-09-13 19:03:23 +0000 UTC View Post
This is one of those nights when I just have not been able to fall asleep.
I try to get productive. And in the same way that you would try to clean off your desktop on your computer, I was d...
2020-09-12 06:54:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I was having a conversation with a friend of mine recently, and they asked me to take a look at their layout for their dream home.
Isn’t that cool? I think that’s a nice way to focus your...
2020-09-11 20:31:13 +0000 UTC View Post