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Dear Mr. Fix-it: Getting Noticed by Blake

Dear Mr. Fix-it,

I know you usually give advice on how to repair radios or lawn mowers or loose gutters, but I’ve got a situation that’s a little more complicated. You see there’s this ...

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Big Bulge

Burl Johnson waddled his 300-pound body up the steps in his apartment building carrying two just-delivered extra-large pizzas in his arms.  The smell coming from the boxes was intoxicating and...

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Everybody Loves Buck: Jake Edition

Jake sat at a window table waiting for Steve, the mystery man he had been set up with by his sister. He didn’t know much about him other than his name and that he worked at an accounting firm. View Post

Pack on the Muscle

As he walked down the sidewalk, Dalton couldn’t help smiling at how well things were going. It was his 25th birthday, which was certainly going to be better than the previous 24. He had managed t...

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From Bruiser to Loser, Part 6 (Conclusion)

Friday, April 2

Pete awoke and looked at his clock. 7:00am. He shoved his comforter out of the way and jumped out of bed.

He was naked except for his jockstrap...

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From Bruiser to Loser, Part 5

Wednesday, March 31

Pete awoke and looked at the clock. 7:30am. He shoved his comforter off him and quickly got out of bed.

He took off his pinstriped pajamas,...

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From Bruiser to Loser, Chapter 4

Monday, March 29

Bruiser awoke and looked at the clock. 2:58pm. It was the third or fourth time he had checked it, and he knew he needed to get up.

“I should...

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From Bruiser to Loser, Part 3

Friday, March 26

Bruiser awoke and looked at his clock. 2:12pm.

“Fuck, I slept way too long,” he thought.

He got up, shaved, brushed his teeth, got d...

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From Bruiser to Loser, Part 2

Wednesday, March 24

Bruiser awoke and looked at his clock. 12:05pm. A little earlier than he normally got up, but he still felt very rested.

He got out of bed ...

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From Bruiser to Loser, Part 1

Monday, March 22

Bruiser Reeves awoke and looked at the small alarm clock. 12:45pm. He opened his big mouth to yawn, pushed the black comforter off his almost-naked ...

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