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Chapter 625: Neil's Big Mouth

Jason watched from the roof deck as Rufus, Farrah and Gary headed upriver on the skimmers they kept stored on the yacht. With them was Estella Warnock, whom they were escorting from the Adventure S...

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Chapter 624: Make Jason Great Again

“This valley would be gorgeous if we could actually see it through the rain,” Jason complained as he looked out the window. The convoy was floating on or just over a rather busy river, with wat...

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Chapter 623: Fighting the Power

Korinne glowered, complaining.

“This is a bunch of lizard shi–”

“We took a vote,” Rosa said, cutting off her latest complaint. “You’re the team leader, Korinne, not the te...

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Mid-year scheduling & blogging about my mum

TL;DR: The Patreon and all new chapter releases will be pausing in April and July. No chapters will be released on any platform and there will be no charges to maintain Pa...

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Chapter 622: A Responsibility as Much as a Privilege

“There is an option,” Jason told Arabelle. “Something I’ve discussed with Carlos before. There is a place where things that aren’t usually possible become possible. Somewhere I can turn o...

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Chapter 621: An Evil God Sitting on her Shoulder

“The full explanation is somewhat complicated,” Arabelle said.

“It’d bloody well want to be,” Jason told her. “If there’s a simple explanation for how your team member ended up ...

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Chapter 620: Bad at Crime

The small convoy carrying Jason and his friends turned east as soon as it hit the coast, hovering along the wide and well-maintained network of roadways. The immediate turn east was to Belinda’s ...

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Chapter 619: Surplus to Requirements

Jason and his team, plus Rufus, were sitting around the conference table on the cloud yacht, looking at a projection of a map.

“We’re freer now to make our own decisions than we’ve been...

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Chapter 618: A Chance For Some Relative Quiet

In the atrium of his pagoda, Jason had set the cloud flask on the floor and placed a funnel into the neck. He had a large box of quintessence gems that he tipped into the funnel.

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Chapter 617: Put the Extraordinary Aside

A large flying carriage landed on the lawn in front of Jason’s pagoda. Jason and his companions emerged, along with Liara, and Jason immediately walked up to the pagoda doors, which opened at his...

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Book 5 release

Book 5 is being published in ebook and audiobook on April 5th.

Chapters from book 5 will be taken down in two weeks from all (legal) online sources.

I'm not wildly comfortable with this...

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Chapter 616: A Good Friend to Have

Estella Warnock still thought of it as her grandfather’s house, even though he was now gone. After the death of her parents, Warwick Warnock had retired from adventuring to raise Estella, never p...

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Chapter 615: Mother's Favourite

“Humphrey is the least-suited to duelling out of you four,” Neil assessed as they watched Humphrey enter the arena.

Jason had a lot of training and experience in the five years since his ...

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Bad news, good news.

TL;DR: I'm taking next week off for mental health (and to get ready to move); big chapter to round out this week.


Writing this story is what I do. It occupies the vast majority of ...

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Chapter 614: The Only Wound You Can Truly Suffer

Jason’s commandeering of the arena’s public address system had broken the tension between Rufus and his opponent, Glenn Twenhey. After they saw Jason escorted off, however, they went right back...

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Chapter 613: Uncharacteristic Sincerity

Melody woke up in a small pond, her head pounding. She opened her eyes and saw massive amounts of destruction above her, something having ravaged the inside of Asano’s cloud building. It had dest...

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HWFWM Trailer

My audio publisher has produced an animated trailer with bit of a PS2 game feel to it. They'll be using it in marketing materials, but if anyone is interested, you can get an early look here before...

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Chapter 612: The Only Person Who Thinks It's Obvious

On one side of the duelling area, the entire wall was made up of reinforced glass, behind which was the lake at the heart of the sky island. Specially reared aquatic creatures, unfazed by the regul...

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Chapter 611: The God in This Scenario

“I can’t believe his majesty went along with this,” Liara muttered as she rode an elevating platform into the bowels of the sky island.

“Dinner and a show,” Jason said. “What’s ...

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Chapter 610: Follow Your Convictions to Your Death

Jason, Liara and Zareen were sitting at a table, with Hector de Varco standing in front of them. It was already drawing attention, even if people couldn’t hear through the invisible privacy scree...

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Chapter 609: Hefty Nuggets

Unsurprisingly, the commotion in the middle of the palace ballroom drew attention from across the room. After glancing at Gary standing over some nobleman he had dropped with a serving platter, Jas...

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Chapter 608: All Singer and No Song

The arena-like ballroom was set up in various zones, often repeated in different places around the room. Along with long buffet tables, stewards roamed with trays of food and drink. There were tabl...

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Chapter 607: A Difficult Child

The tailor, Alejandro Albericci, had come to the pagoda to make final adjustments on the formalwear of Jason’s companions. He was also a fully capable dressmaker and had arranged the gowns for th...

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Chapter 606: That Boy In the Tent

Jason walked across the atrium of the pagoda and looked at the doors leading outside with a frown.

“Why do these swing open?” he mused out loud. The doors and the section of wall around t...

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Chapter 605: One More Loyalty to Balance

Jason and Liara were in the pagoda, taking tea in a parlour as they discussed the Adventure Society liaison to his team.

“Vidal Ladiv,” Jason said. “It’s kind of an inspired choice. S...

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Chapter 604: If You're Going to Punish Someone

Maldonado's team whirled at the unexpected voice. A man was walking out of the jungle and over the ritual line at the edge of the base camp. He was wearing dark red combat robes, not voluminous lik...

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Chapter 603: Occasionally Carniverous

A suppression-collared adventurer was trudging through the jungle, but paused in a clearing. He looked around, warily, seeing nothing but lush jungle and dark shadows. His expression was conflicted...

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Chapter 602: El Demonio Que Hace Trofeos de los Hombres

The adventuring teams led by Rangel and Tellez were in dense jungle. With eleven members in the combined group, it was necessary to cut a path, but magic was more than up to the task. One of Rangel...

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Chapter 601: This Doesn't Feel Glorious

There was a rocky outcropping on the southern mainland, well beyond the border of Storm Kingdom territory. Towering over the jungle, it overlooked a sweeping river and was an excellent landmark to ...

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Chapter 600: Dear John

Jason tossed the list of names onto the table in front of him.

“This is what Dawn was up to,” he said as he rubbed his temples. “She could have told me. It’s not like I was doing much...

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