So that's what Sciurus' medallion is for.
I'm worried that you guys will get spoiled by this rapid posting rate. What's gonna happen when I don't have several pages a day of old stuff to show ...
2017-05-18 03:32:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember what I said about limp penises. They don't have to be hidden because nobody wants to look at them anyway.
The problem with being a sex demon is you don't get to choose. You have to do whatever your master wants.
It would be horrible.
I recall from when I first posted this on FA, a lot of people said "Ooh, you get to become a sex demon? Sign me up!!"
Sigh.
Furries...
You don't get to see the soul-destroying horror of Be'erbazaza-el's true form.
No amount of Zandar buttons could ever cover that up.
Sciurus' dreams of having two beautiful beings fighting over him are quickly turning sour.
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2017-05-18 03:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Yzod is far more powerful than it looks.
The Great Auk seems to have really caught on in the lowfolk world; way more popular than Mephitism or Gnostermongery.
In retrospect I wish I had used a long shot for panel 3 so you could see that character way in back of the mob. As it is, she seems to pop up out of nowhere and then disappear.
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2017-05-16 23:14:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't let the curvy hips and cute little hair-bow fool you.
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There wasn't anything quite naughty enough to slap a button over.
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2017-05-16 23:07:39 +0000 UTC View Post
What are you talking about, Sciurus? It's ALWAYS time for sex.
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2017-05-16 23:05:26 +0000 UTC View Post
We know Sciurus isn't competent enough to plague anyone, but the villagers don't know that.
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2017-05-16 23:03:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone seems oddly excited by this turn of events.
It's YOU, isn't it? Fess up now..
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2017-05-16 23:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostFor those of you with an extra dollar to spend, I've loaded it up with three songs to get us started. I will add more as I complete them .. maybe one a month; that doesn't seem like an unreasona...
2017-05-16 03:55:52 +0000 UTC View Post
The Laid-Bach Lounge Orchestra is: ME on bass, tenor guitar, organ, and keyboard drums.
This tune is definitely old enough to be public domain. My arrangement, based on the chord breakdo...
2017-05-16 03:49:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I should check the guidelines again, but I'm pretty sure covers are not allowed here. HOWEVER, this song is old enough to be in the public domain, so it should be okay.
I realize this one is a...
2017-05-16 03:39:53 +0000 UTC View Post
As promised, SKUNK THEMED UKULELE METAL. Of all the animals, the skunk is obviously the most METAL. It wears black, it has shaggy hair and big claws, it friggin' EATS LIVE BEES, it's not a...
2017-05-16 03:29:43 +0000 UTC View Post
If only there was Patreon back in Sciurus' day, then he wouldn't have to bang his demon familiar to get money.
See what I mean? A limp penis is not erotic so I'm not gonna cover it with a button.
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2017-05-16 01:39:19 +0000 UTC View Post
You can buy a Zandar button at https://www.zazzle.com/zandar_skonk_fan_club_button-1451688789...
2017-05-16 01:36:31 +0000 UTC View Post
HA HA HA HA
Oh my.
You will learn to despise that Zandar button. Oh how you will loathe it.
As far as I understand it, female nudity is always okay in an R rating. Nude males...
2017-05-16 01:33:34 +0000 UTC View Post
That actually is an alchemical symbol for gold.
Adina apparently can move very quickly.
My mind was chock full of Lovecraftian notions back in 2001. I'm a bit less fond of it now.
I have hit upon a way to post the rest of this; a way which will please no-one but will make me laugh hysterically.
So, ONWARD! Into the outer darkness!
PUNCHLINE!
This was originally supposed to be just a stand-alone short story but then I had more ideas for the characters so I produced more chapters.
I'm sort of in a quandary about the rest ...
2017-05-15 03:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Is this too raunchy? You can't actually see anything.
Adina is full of devilish schemes, it seems.
And aloe juice.
AW YEAHH, here comes the sexy stuff!
Um, this is sexy, right? Looking at it again after such a long time, I'm not sure anymore.
