Goblet of Fire chapter 27. JK Rowling decided to just have a full on twitter meltdown right as we were about to record this week, so we spend a lot of time talking about her bizarre takes on income...
2019-01-11 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
With Legacies still a couple of weeks away, we wandered in the desert of Wattpad to find After, the most accursed piece of fiction ever given a movie deal. We also discuss some quality Goodreads dr...
2019-01-11 01:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks, just wanna give a heads up that the first patreon goal reward thing (the certain chapter read by a certain special guest) is coming soon... I was halfway through recording it when I got ...
2019-01-07 00:11:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapters 25-26. We're back! After a long holiday break we dust out the cobwebs and discuss classic literature, bitcoin, commemorative 9/11 coins, and mermaids! The reading this episo...
2019-01-04 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We watched Abduction starring Taylor Lautner to ring in the new year.
2019-01-04 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapter 24. Rita Skeeter's Scoop is here, but before that we have some scoops of our own: chiefly, more deets from the case of JK Rowling's rogue personal assistant. Our reading this...
2018-12-21 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We're both sick, but we've overcome our ailments to discuss very important things: CW's Legacies, book marketing, and toothpaste tubes.
2018-12-21 03:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapters 22-23. We have seen Dobby's ass, and balls. We also want to know whether or not Dobby has a beard, but that's sort of secondary to his ass and balls. Speaking of ass, these cha...
2018-12-14 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Trash, yum yum! We gush about Legacies finally giving the Woke Succubus a girlfriend, get excited for the Roswell reboot, and dish about more YA.
2018-12-14 03:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapter 21. The House Elf Liberation Front chapter is here, but before we can unpack it we have to mourn a high-profile death and dig into some JK Rowling Twitter drama. Also, Grimble F...
2018-12-07 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Our journey through Goodreads-approved YA novels continues.
2018-12-07 06:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapters 18-19. We're back! After taking a break for the holiday, we have lots to say about box office numbers, Bustle, and Artemis Fowl. Our reading this week has dragons (good) and Ha...
2018-11-30 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Just when we were wondering if Legacies was petering out, episode 4 turned out to be the most insane one yet. After that recap we dig into Harry Potter Youtube to probe their Crimes of Grindelwald rea...
2018-11-30 05:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We took a break from our main reading episode for the holiday this week, but there was just enough time after recording a bonus episode to cut together our first clip show. Hear us progress from awkwa...
2018-11-23 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
America's worst holiday is upon us! While we didn't have time to record a full episode, we did sit down for an extra large Common Room discussion that's equal part Crimes of Grindelwald post-mortem an...
2018-11-22 03:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapter 18. Content warning for transphobia discussion, because this chapter has a part that sucks big time!!
The Crimes of Grindelwald (listen to the episode...
2018-11-17 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, we saw it. We did our waiting and saw the damn movie on opening night, and it sure was an experience. How many beasts were there, and just how fantastic were they? What were...
2018-11-17 10:42:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapters 16-17. We recount the tale of a folk hero who bilked JK Rowling out of Starbucks money before digging into our chapters. There's a surprising amount of harpy discourse, a littl...
2018-11-09 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We briefly check in with Legacies, the best show ever made, before talking about more pressing matters: the Fantastic Beasts spoilers that are floating around.
2018-11-09 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapters 14-15. This episode has it all: box office predictions! Williams-Sonoma catalogs! Ruminations on the politics of violence in fiction! Funny voices! Theories about cut character...
2018-11-02 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWe watched the first episode of the CW's Legacies and we are now officially stans. We walk through the first episode before taking care of some other common room business before the ghosts come back t...
2018-11-02 04:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapters 12-13. The last episode of Dark Arts Month 2018 is here, and we have Halloween costumes to discuss! But before that we have the news (cursed) and our reading (surprisingly, muc...
2018-10-26 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We have a Fault in Our Stars postmortem, some Goodreads thoughts, and some hints at an upcoming special episode investigation for you all in this cozy common room chat! A special guest also keeps drop...
2018-10-26 02:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapters 9-11. We've got news! We discuss the frankly bonkers Johnny Depp interview from last week's EW and talk about snake percentages. After that, we discuss politics and worldbuildi...
2018-10-19 14:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostWe watched the movie, and we're here to talk about green screens, casting decisions, and dubious sources of inspiration!
2018-10-19 04:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapters 7-8. Halloween is here! JK has been on one again, so we catch up with her Twitter antics. We also check in with Hogwarts Logic(s), Professor Snape, and the rest of the Harry Po...
2018-10-12 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We did it. We took our own advice and read another book. Since we've been talking about/dunking on YA novels for a few bonus episodes, it's only fair that we gave the ur-YA novel a shot to see if we h...
2018-10-12 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapters 5-6. For the second week in a row, we're here to pick up a Pulitzer for our investigative reporting! This time it's for our role in predicting and uncovering (well, mostly just...
2018-10-05 14:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We get into the weeds on Goodreads reviews of historical documents and "adult" Harry Potter alternatives before Xeecee reads a lovely bedtime story from Reddit.
2018-10-05 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblet of Fire chapters 3-5. Well, here we are. We tackle the Nagini news head on in our third segment, but before that we have general Fantastic Beasts trailer impressions and three chapters to discu...
2018-09-28 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post