“I told you I could find another knight to replace him! Meet ‘The Silent Knightess’, you must have heard about her. She has a bit of a reputation in the nearby town”
The group was mad...
2025-11-06 21:01:26 +0000 UTC View PostAlthough it wasn't completely boring to beat up some mediocre knights and to occasionally cripple an unlucky criminal… The real fun actually took place in the dead of night. This was when I would...
2025-11-05 21:08:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe sound of faint lightning current and a hammer striking steel resounded throughout an ill-organised workshop. Despite the mess of various parts, tools, and miscellaneous items, it was clear that...
2025-11-04 20:44:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe door was open, but all I could see was a whirling pool of darkness on the other side. This was not a very good look, but this was my mind palace after all. It was hard to believe that my very o...
2025-11-03 21:14:44 +0000 UTC View Post“This is a catastrophe! The forest spirits are wailing! What in damnation could have happened here?!”
An elven man with his head wrapped in flowery vines shouted as his knees sank into a ...
2025-11-02 21:06:57 +0000 UTC View PostThere was absolutely no way in hell that the entire forest had not been awoken by now. The fat-ridden monster screamed and screamed loudly enough to cause hearing damage, but no matter what, it did...
2025-11-01 21:47:55 +0000 UTC View PostI slithered back into a hiding spot. I wasn’t crazy enough to go check out what sort of creature it was… I mean, there were still plenty of alive elves around that could do that for me! Besides...
2025-10-31 20:45:40 +0000 UTC View Post“What are your thoughts?”
“There have definitely been many Walkers on the farm… And also something else that I do not recognise. If we had that to the fact, one of our own met their e...
2025-10-30 21:10:09 +0000 UTC View PostAs the last head rolled upon the ground, leaving a thick trail of filthy blood in its wake… I understood one of the weak points of my new knightly form.
It was rather bad at absorbing and d...
2025-10-29 20:49:14 +0000 UTC View PostI had thought that it would take a long while before I could get my hands on a new form, but as it turns out, fate wasn’t that big of a bitch, after all… That, or that thing was preparing somet...
2025-10-28 20:58:05 +0000 UTC View PostAlright. Maybe I slightly overreacted, but I would have killed it anyway, so it doesn’t change anything in the end.
Though I do not have the faintest clue what that thing was, I quickly fou...
2025-10-27 20:56:33 +0000 UTC View PostMy back struck a tree, stopping all of my momentum as the dull sound of steel and wood impacting rang out throughout the silent night. Several pine cones came crashing down as I swiftly rose. I was...
2025-10-26 20:59:21 +0000 UTC View PostMmh… A bit chewy, and lacking in fat… A bit like rabbit meat.
The good thing about eating an elf is that, for the most part, elven species are born at least a bit stronger than the ...
2025-10-25 23:50:37 +0000 UTC View Post“And it just went ‘TANG’ as the bolt hit it! It was like I hit someone in armour, and then, after looking at me for a moment, it just kept moving and took one of the goats for itself… I don...
2025-10-24 19:37:52 +0000 UTC View Post“Honey? I think there’s something wrong with the water from the river…”
“What do you mean, Darling?”
Lost amidst tall trees, a big, comfy cottage stood in a small green plai...
2025-10-23 20:41:35 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t remember giving my consent for him to marry… In the absence of our parents, even if we are twins, I am the oldest one! I am the legal guardian! What whore dared to get into his pants wh...
2025-10-22 19:31:59 +0000 UTC View Post“My left arm… It doesn’t feel quite right... Sometimes, I could swear that the pain of losing it is still there. It wakes me up in the middle of the night with piercing agony…”
“Y...
2025-10-21 19:42:58 +0000 UTC View PostIt wasn’t necessary to say anything, but Poppy was still getting used to her fledgling abilities. Much like apprentice mages would recite incantations to help themselves visualise their spells, P...
2025-10-20 19:31:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe trail had been open for a little while now, and the instructors had gotten to catch glances of the ghosts on many occasions at this point, including the ‘special’ spirits. They were called ...
2025-10-19 19:21:13 +0000 UTC View Post“Did you find anything?”
“Not even a breadcrumb, what about you?”
“Nothing either… Where else could a bunch of trainees have gone but here? That other trainee had seemed pre...
2025-10-18 17:09:02 +0000 UTC View PostPicking a new upgrade is especially nice now that I know more about how things work for me. Not only do I now know that resistance upgrades are my friends, but due to unlocking my first form, I now...
2025-10-17 19:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post“I-I mean, if you see it as absurd, then wouldn’t it be absurdist humour in your eyes? Don’t you think it is amusing?”
“You must be thinking that I am weird for refusing a marriage ...
2025-10-16 20:12:32 +0000 UTC View PostNot only did the monster flat-out refuse despite Draklim’s–Or rather–Milkard’s best efforts, but she also made sure that everyone ate their meal in full. Nothing was left of the goblin head...
2025-10-15 19:15:51 +0000 UTC View PostDraklim hoped that fear did not have a scent, for he would reek of it like a corpse smelled of death… The hand he was holding onto was cold like stone, and he couldn’t help but notice that whoe...
2025-10-14 19:04:21 +0000 UTC View Post“I hear that there is a ghostly creature inhabiting these woods that slays and devours everyone who dares to enter! Is that true?”
The sigh of an elderly man resounded like the toll of a ...
2025-10-13 19:16:50 +0000 UTC View PostDuring my experimentations, I discovered that the furnace was a bit more sophisticated than I had first given it credit for. It had several levers and buttons that could be pressed. Naturally, the ...
2025-10-12 19:16:05 +0000 UTC View PostNara, since when are freaking abyssals, of all things, my allies? I trust you since you seem quite certain about this one, but it doesn’t make sense, does it?
It makes perfect sense, it...
2025-10-11 19:31:44 +0000 UTC View PostUnlike the abyssal itself, the corruption it left in its wake was far less concerned about being discovered, leading the quartet to run into two abominable animals that had been corrupted due to th...
2025-10-10 19:59:22 +0000 UTC View PostDarkness. The light of a single lantern peered through it, revealing several folding screens dispersed randomly around the room. As the light shone up their surface, they revealed silhouettes sitti...
2025-10-09 17:20:49 +0000 UTC View PostDespite being an existence infused with life, I shared many similarities with the undead. I could not tire in any way whatsoever… Be it of body or of mind, the concept of exhaustion had become fo...
2025-10-08 19:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post