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[M4F] A Helping Pair of Hands [Gentle MDom] [Erotic Massage] [Sweet] [Professional] [Reassurance] [Lots of Check-Ins] [Oiled Up] [Rubbing You Down] [Teasing] [Praise] ['Good Girl's] [Fingering] [Messy Pussy Eating] [Condom Use] [Kissing] [Finishing Together] [SFX]

Thank you for your patience once again! Gahh, I feel like the moment I announce the date an audio is supposed to arrive the universe sends something without fail to end up pushing it back. For my o...

[M4F] Tokyo Midnights [Switch] [Strangers to Lovers] [Hotel Bar] [Executive Daddy] [Flirting] [Business or Pleasure] [Teasing] [Power Struggle] [Lap-Sitting] [Kissing] [Suit Stripping] [CFNM] [Spanking] [Grinding] [Cunnilingus] [Face-Sitting] [Condom Use] [Riding] [Aftercare] [SFX]

First and foremost, sincerest, sincerest apologies for the delays on my part. Burnout is very not fun, and whenever I felt like I was ready to come back an finish a project, something came up IRL t...

EARLY ACCESS The Red Dove - Part Two: The Hammer [M4F] [Multi-Part Series] [MSub] [Noir] [Homme Fatale] [Slow Burn] [Patching You Up] [Cracking the Case] [A Common Enemy] [Appreciation] [Pleading to Stay] [Kissing] [Make Me Pure] [Begging] [Gasping] [Panting] [Blowjob] [Cunnilingus] [Riding] [Backstory] [Singing You to Sleep] [SFX]

It's finally here! AHHH!! Thank you so much for your patience while this has been in production. It has been one of my heftier audios, both in terms of story and production requirements, but I'm ho...

Update: 'We'll Do It Live' is now off platform

Hey all! Just to be safe in keeping with Patreon's terms of service (it's in kind of a grey area but I'd rather be safe than sorry), I have removed my most recent audio from the platform!

Do...

[M4F] Southern Peach [Gentle MDom] [BFE] [Southern Accent] [Domestic Bliss] [Farmer's Wife] [Playful] ['Lil Mama'] [That One Sundress] [Kissing] [Caressing] [Curvy Appreciation] [Body-Licking] [Cunnilingus] [Fucking From Behind] [Creampie] [L-Bombs]

Disclaimer: This audio has elements of plus-size/curvy appreciation, including specific mentions of and actions towards the thighs, ass and stomach.

I'm back! Sorry for the long silence, I'v...

SFW - [M4A] Your Cherub Matchmaker [Comedy] [Cherub] [Sassy Assistant] [Gum Chewing, Energy Drink Sipping] [Office Setting] [Workplace Jargon] [Helping You Find Love] [Not-so-Silently Judging You] [Likes and Dislikes] [Playful to Serious] [Past Relationship Trauma] [Comfort] [Love Advice] [Reassurance] [Self-Confidence Encouragement] [Sweet Ending] [SFX]

Guys-- This... might be my favourite SFW I've ever done. This was so much fun to record and conceptualise, and I loved playing this character so much! It's just a feel good type of audio to round o...

[M4F] Valentine's Day - Flower Delivery [MSub] [Strangers to Lovers] [Special Delivery] [Surprise Gifts] [Wrong Address] ['How Can I Make it Up to You?'] [Instant Loss] [To The Point] [Cunnilingus] [Messy] [Panting] [Begging] [Cowgirl] [Rough] [Bed Squeaks] [Pinning] [Biting] [Creampie] [Fucked Stupid] [SFX]

❤️ Happy V Day Lovelies! ❤️

The fir...

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Patron Update | February 2024 (+ Useless Rambles about Reality TV)

Happy Valentine's Day lovelies! ❤️

I hope you're having a wonderful V-Day (or pre V-Day if you're a day behind)....

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[M4F] Planetary Relations (Tags Poll Winner!) [Sci-Fi] [Rivals to Lovers] [Diplomatic Arguing] [Arrogant] [Feuding Planets] [Apologising] [Soft Banter] [Giving in to Attraction] [Kissing] [Power Struggle] [Pinning] [Cunnilingus] [MDom to MSub] [Blowjob] [Begging] [Cowgirl] [Spanking/Slapping] [Creampie] [Overstim] [Accidental L-Bombs] [Cute Ending] [SFX]

Wowee! That's a lotta tags! Including the three tags most voted by you guys from the poll at the beginning of January (Power Struggle, MDom to MSub and Overstim!). Thank you all so much for your pa...

The Red Dove - Part One [M4F] [Multi-Part Series] [MSub] [Noir] [Strangers to Lovers] [Homme Fatale] [Singing] [Jazz Club] [Slow Burn] [Backstory] [Cold at First] [Opening Up] [Reassurance] [Willing Corruption] [Gentle Pleading] [Oral Sex Only]

Well well well! My first series! I've been sitting on this idea for a while and I am so excited to be releasing the first part of it! Creating a series is a big endeavour but I feel like the new ye...

EARLY ACCESS - [MF4A] Tied up, Stalked and Dommed by Two Insatiably Horny Ghostfaces! [Facefuck] [Blowjob] [Handjob] [Fingering] [Cunnilingus] [Bondage] [Fdom] [Mdom] [Double Orgasm] [Facial] [No Penetration] - With LillithMorningstarr!

It's finally here! The reward audio for that little strip game Lil and I played during October/November (Please ignore us talking about halloween when it's JANUARY 2024-01-09 11:13:55 +0000 UTC View Post

New Year's Tags! - Poll

Hi lovelies!

I hope you've had a very happy and productive New Year so far. I'm currently working on the next early-access audio to post for you guys (which will also mark my return to GWA a...

SFW - [M4F] Christmas Consolations [Story Based] [Strangers to ??] [Wedding] [Christmas Eve] [Jilted Ex-Boyfriend] [Hurt/Comfort] [Bad First Impressions] [Apologising] [Baggage Talk] [Realistic Hallmark Love Story] [Coping Talk] [Bonding] [Starting Fresh]

TW: This audio discusses certain aspects of mental health, particularly insecurity and low self-esteem.

So, not a typical Christmas audio (also, not Christmas anymore, apologies!), but I've b...

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Frank Sinatra Cover

Hey all! And MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

I hope that you are all doing well and having a very happy holidays. I have come out of covid isolation just in time to celebrate Christmas with my family, b...

[M4F] Pegging Your BFF's Goth Little Brother [MSub] [Goth] [Tsundere] [Annoyed to Needy] [College Rumours] [Cam Model] [Watching Sex Streams Together] [Confession] [Kissing] [Slutty Hips] [Assplay] [Rimming] [Fingering] [Pegging] [Whimpering] [Panting] [Begging] [Pillow Biting] ['Daddy' Mentions] [Speaker Orgasm] [SFX]

My first pegging audio! I'll be honest, this was A. Really fun to do, and B. A challenge. Switching around the Sex FX and making them work was an interesting learning curve. Also, I think I have a ...

Two Cowboys for the Price of One [MM4F] [Gentle MDom & Gentle MSub] [Comedic] [Threesome] [Costumes] [Escorts] [Cowboy/Cow Boy] [Southern Accent] [Femboy] [Tsundere] [Bondage] [Guiding You] [Whimpering] [Begging] [Cunnilingus] [Double Penetration] [SFX]

First of all, the BIGGEST of apologies for the large delay. My intention was to have this recorded by Tuesday night once I had recovered from my stomach bug. Just my luck that I would sprain my sho...

Delay on the Cowboys Audio

Hey all! I know that I had posted about a Friday release for Cowboys. Apologies for not having posted, I went to a Party on Thursday and fell ill the next few days with a stomach bug. I'm back up n...

SFW - Useless' ASMR Ramblings #1 [M4A] [ASMR] [Binaural] [Ear to Ear Whispering] [Rambling about:] [Dragula] [The Challenge] [Baldur's Gate 3] [Useless has a Crush on Karlach] [Trigger Words] [Breathy, Fast Whispering] [Relaxing]

So after the intensity of my Halloween Patreon audio, I thought it would be nice to switch gears and try some nice relaxing, ASMR content!

I hope you enjoy hearing me ramble about my love o...

A Deal With a Demon [M4A] [Halloween] [Horror] [JOI] [MDom] [Meta] [Fourth Wall Break] [Irish Demon] [Ritual] [Accidental Possession] [Growling] [Whispering] [Moaning] ['Let Me Consume You'] [Spatial Audio] [Aftercare/Check-Out] [SFX]

Content Warning: This audio is horror based, and as such contains sudden loud noises, horror FX, screaming and generally scary content as well as mentions of demons and a fictional summoning. Pleas...

EARLY ACCESS - A New Kind Of Slasher [M4F] [Halloween] [MDom] [Consenting Roleplay] [Horror Villain] [Final Girl] [Primal] [Size Difference] [Hair Pulling] [Growling] [Piercings] [Deepthroating] [Cunnilingus] [Standing 69] [Rough] [Choking] [Creampie] [Character Break] [Aftercare] [Serious to Sweet]

This miiiiiiiight be the most feral I've gotten during an Mdom audio, which really is saying something.

'You're the final girl, hiding from the masked slasher who's been hunting you and you...

House of The Rising Sun - The Animals Cover

This is both a cover and a teaser! This song actually fits in an audio I will be releasing nearer to Halloween.

(Fun fact: this is also my go to karaoke song. That and Mr. Brightside, because...

Just A Peek - Uncensored Artwork (NSFW)

Here you go ya pervs! The uncensored version of the teaser I posted on Twitter earlier,

Art Credit to: @s1lentlurker on Twitter

Enjoy!~

EARLY ACCESS - Just A Peek: A DILF Tale [M4F] [MDom] [DILF] [Voyeurism] [Nude Sunbathing] [Caught In The Act] [Teasing] [Come Get A Closer Look] [Degradation] [Check-Ins] [Fucking In The Hallway] [Handjob] [Blowjob] [Cunnilingus] [Pounding] [Against The Wall] [Watch Yourself Getting Fucked] [Finishing Outside] [One Kiss] [No Aftercare]

Here it is! My second DILF audio! (Just to note, this is not the DILF from 4 D's, he and Valerie's friend are having a very nice vacation right now in Quebec or something).

You've made ...