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Minisode 19 - Advertisement Wars

This Minisode is brought to you by our fine sponsors, please enjoy your ad by choosing your own ad experience. Your choices are.

- Choosing Your Own Ad Experience
- People Who Don't Use T...

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Episode 139 - The Walk of Life

Welcome back to C-SPAN 5’s coverage of Tim the Handlebreaker’s Testimony about his Handle Report. We join Senior Member of HWIDG Tab Birt right….now. Mr. Handlebreaker, I appreciate your givi...

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Bonus Episode 33 - Learning is Power!

In a world filled with podcasts that focus only on bitching and moaning a bonus episode stands alone, Here's What I Do Get. With their super human hearts these two men talk about their feelings in ...

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Episode 138 - My Bodypillow Will Protect Me (ft. Ethan Dudenhoeffer)

Welcome to the Here's What I Don't Get Area 51 Betting Special! In just two months, millions of Americans will do their civic duty in disclosing information and objects found at Area 51. We here at...

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What's Wrong with Spaaace Episode 5 Part 2

Transmission Reconnected:

Units 1 of 2 and 2 of 2 are back again and they are finishing what they started. Season 5 of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The second half of season five has some ...

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Episode 137 - HOGS (ft. kotojack)

Welcome to 80's: The Show on Netflix! Remember Stephen King? Remember The Goonies and Ghostbusters? Remember Dungeons and Dragons? Remember Synthesizers? Remember skateboarding? Remember smoking ci...

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Episode 136 - Ya Dun Goofed

Introducing the HWIDG Quadruple Bypass 5XL Bacon Cheeseburger. No sissy vegetables, just 5 layers of juicy 100% all-beef patties, Wisconsin ch...

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What's Wrong with Spaaace Episode 5 Part 1

Attention Cadets your mission briefing for Season 5 of Star Trek: The Next Generation is finally here. Unit 1 of 2 and 2 of 2 are regenerating and transmitting your orders as we assimilate. Stay tu...

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Tab and Tim Watch - Ghost in the Shell

It's July and that means one thing. Loving America, and yet you weebs decided we would be better served watching a robot lady fight some anime people. I know less than nothing about this franchise ...

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Here's What I Don't Game - E3 2019

Rise up GAYmers and give praise. The lamest E3 in recent history has come and gone. Tim sits down Tab and tells him about all the new games coming in the next few years and why they will or won't s...

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Minisode 18 - 50 Ways to Rip Your Pants

Welcome back Here's What I Don't Get True Believers whis month we're talking about these small pedantic complaints.

- Ripping Your Pants
- Strip Clubs
- "50 Ways to Cook _____" YouTube ...

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Episode 135 - This Is Mark

It’s official, Summer’s here. Time for mosquitoes, beaches, sweat, sweat, and more sweat. It’s all of your least favorite things in one convent package! But! IF you order now, we’ll thrown ...

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Episode 134 - You Can't Fist A Zombie

Some days you just don't feel like you. Back in your 20's you had all the energy in the world! But these days it gets tougher and tougher every day to really let your spouse know how you feel. If y...

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Bonus Episode 32 - Take Two

Welcome back HWIDG supporters, and to the pirates, I hope someone bites off your privates. This month we're pulling a Scruff McGruff and taking a big ol' bite out of:

- E3
- Grilling
- ...

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Episode 133 - Fudgesicles and Baguettes

This week on Unsolved Mysteries…a podcast, known as HWIDG, is under attack by forces from the other side. Or is it something even more sinister? The hosts were recording on a Monday night, as the...

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Tab and Tim Watch - The Matrix

It's June and finally I had some time to open my computer again to edit this commentary. This month Tim and I sit down to watch a movie that shaped the 2000s like no other movie could. The Matrix. ...

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Episode 132 - Dame Julie Andrews the Machine Gun

Welcome to HWIDG's Believe It Or Not! Tonight we tackle the mysterious case of “bag-fling". This forbidden martial art has popped up many times throughout history, and each time, the legends arou...

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Episode 131 - Dragonfly Armor

Hey there folks! We know it's been a rough few months since launch, but we're still hard at work over here at HWIDG Studios to give you guys the best experience that PODCAST: THE GAME can be. So, h...

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Episode 130 - Jalapeño Cappuccino Ice Cream

Dearly beloved we are gathered here today at HWIDG Ministries to finally wish farewell to our console brother, the OUYA. Let him serve as a warning to any start-up company thinking they can infiltr...

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Bonus Episode 31 - Finish Him!

Welcome back HWIDG Patrons to this month's bonus episode. We just finished seeing John Wick 3 and it's great. After we finish adoring all things Keanu Reeves we're discussing these great pleasures....

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Episode 129 - Buy A Shirt!

Hello and welcome to the Grand Opening of Here’s What I Don’t Wear! We’ve got all of your favorite brands at low, low prices! JNCO, Punitive Efficiency, GAP, Controllers on PC, The North Face...

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Episode 128 - Son of a Biscuit (ft. Joel Chaco)

 Whenever there's danger of any kind, from cats in trees, to a spilled double double at the Timmie's, the HWIDG Mounted Brigade is there to help! Officers of her majesty, they enter into the m...

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What's Wrong with Spaaace? - Episode 4 Part 2

Welcome back to season 4 of TNG. We're wrapping this season up with some of the best episodes in TNG history and some of the worst reasons why Counselor Troi is on the show. Tim has some strong tho...

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Episode 127 - Accapella

Welcome to the HWIDG open mic comedy night! You get 5 minutes, and if the crowd is over 50% unsatisfied with your performance, you get s...

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Tab and Tim Watch - John Wick 2

It's May HWIDG fans and that means John Wick 3 is 16 days away. What better way to say please don't kill me with a pencil than watching John Wick 2 for the dozenth time. John Wick is back to fulfil...

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Minisode 17 - The Phantom Zone

After thanos snapped, the world hasn't been the same, but we have a plan to make a counter Infinity Gauntlet we just need to get these last four stones.

- Scheduled Delivery
- Not Being Ac...

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What's Wrong with Spaaace? - Episode 4 Part 1

Tim and I sit down to discuss the first half of TNG season 4, who will be the captain, who will be the first mate. Who gets The First Dutied into a totally not the same character role on Voyager? L...

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Road Through Infinity War - Episode 22 - Endgame Predictions

Warning: This episode is better as a post mortem to see if what we thought was right or not. I highly suggest you listen to this after seeing Endgame and not before.

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Episode 126 - A Bunch of Lesbians (ft. JP & Grant from The Dickheads Podcast)

Summer is Coming. On the final season of Game of HWIDG no one is safe. Watch as approximately 4,562 plotlines converge and people are crossed, double crossed, backstabbed and frontstabbed. Aren't w...

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Road Through Infinity War - Episode 21 - Captain Marvel

This is the penulitmate episode of Road Through Infinity War. Captain Marvel brings us Brie Larson the most boring, bland, flat, lame character of the Marvel Universe. In a film where the child act...

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