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Episode 100 - Syndication!

Coming this fall to FOX, it's Here's What I Don't Get, the sitcom! Tim and Tab are two regular guys, but when their podcast hits the big-time, wacky hijinks are bound to happen! Complete with unnecess...

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Episode 99 - Not Canon

The multiverse. Universes layered on top of each other, singing in different frequencies, never coming in contact. The hero of Earth Prime, The Rage Machine, protects his section of his universe, unaw...

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Bonus Episode 24 - Apparently!

 It's time to get spooky with this month's bonus episode filled with do gets! This month we talk about what is/isn't a soup, our experiences with haunted houses, weird comic book multiverses, and...

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Ask Uncle Buck Ep 6 (ft. Joel Chaco)

Joel Chaco returns from the Great White North to ask your burning questions!

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Episode 98 - 4K 360 3D Jellyfish

Here we see the podcast known as Hereswhatidontgetasaurus. It walked the Earth around 40 million years ago and was the apex predator of its time. The horns on its head were used to spear prey that wal...

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Episode 97 - The Oil Man (feat. Allan from Not For Human Consumption)

1458 A.D. China. The warlords of Peking are locked in battle as they have been for the last three years. The spoils being fought for? A book. A tome containing the secrets of the legendary fighting st...

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Tab and Tim Watch #10 - The Thing (Feat. Todd Seidel)

FINALLY! It’s that time of year again folks! Toss that beach chair and suntan lotion into a dumpster and set it on fire, because not only is it time for Halloween, it’s probably also a Thing monst...

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Minisode 11 - Hammer Squirt

On this month’s minisode, we get into crusty condiments, spraying your legs with Raid, a lack of editing, and Lego Racers. Thanks to all our Patrons for your continued support, and we’ll see you n...

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Episode 96 - Mail Order Brides

WOOF WOOF! That's right it's the HWIDG Party Bus here to take you downtown, uptown, and all around, and that's before we start driving heyo! Ground rules, folks, number one: no kegstands. That's a leg...

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Episode 95- The Shane Black Awards

One elite squad of soldiers. One deadly jungle. One suicide mission. One alien stalker. This fall be the first to see Hereswhatidontgetator. Action. Drama. Comedy. No kids. This movie has it all! Join...

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Bonus Episode 23 - Haunted Telephone

Hey there, folks! For your monthly bonus episode we talk about things we remember! Like, the month of September. Despite what Earth Wind & Fire told you, it’s been very cloudy here. Join us as w...

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Episode 94 - Steak Lies

Welcome grasshoppers, to Sensei Hereswhatidontget's Rage Dojo. Here you will learn channel your inner anger and fears into weapons. Weapons with which you will attack and take down that which stands i...

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We Left The Mics On - Justice League

         Well, this is embarrassing. It looks like we left the mics on after one of our episodes. Well, it’s content I guess. Maybe you’ll enjoy us yel...

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Sippin' And Savorin' - Crown Royal Black

 Uncle Buck reviews Crown Royal Black Special Thanks to Charles, who made the ultimate sacrifice to give me this whiskey - he didn't drink it all himself! 

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Episode 93 - Jacked Sam Neil

Hey-a! Welcome to Authentic San Hereswhatidontgets! De only place in town to get an authentic New York slice! The crust? Burnt. The sauce? Canned. The Cheese? Fuggedaboutit! It's only made from the fr...

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Tab and Tim Watch #9 - Hot Fuzz

Oi mate, welcome to dis monf’s movie commentry. It’s ‘ot Fuzz, wanker. We get all British, ‘ead down to the pub, and ‘ave a pint or two. One of ‘ates it like it’s marmite or somefink. Th...

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Here's What I Still Don't Get #1 - Scams

        We don’t know about you all, but it takes a long time for some rage to die down. Sometimes it’s a lasting impact, other times it gets brought up aga...

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Minisode 10 - I'm A Pizza Scientist

         Like a fly you can’t get rid of, here’s another installment of those little irksome things that poke at the back of your mind.

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Episode 92 - BOOMSHAKALAKA

Howdy folks and welcome to the 26th Annual HWIDG High School Talent Show Extravaganza! First, a few announcements. Whoever drives a white Subaru, you left you lights on, don’t get up though, I went ...

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Episode 91 - Three Card Monte

Welcome to HWIDGBurger, home of the Rage Burger, can I take your order? No, we don't have gluten free soda, sir. No, we don't have dairy-free beef either. Our fries are frozen, yes, if you want them f...

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Episode 90 - Sausage and Chocolate

Hi, there! Today I’m gonna teach you how to make a lovely dish known as HWIDG. It’s from Northern Italy, and when prepared right, it’ll knock your socks off. But first, here’s a five page essa...

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Bonus Episode 22 - Rock N' Roll D.I.Y.

 

It’s that time of year again. Back to school! As you either whisk your little ones away or move your stuff into your dorm, remember to take some time for the things you love! Don’t worry,...

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Episode 89 - Crayola Hotline

Welcome back, you're listening to K96.9 and your Here's What I Don't Get Morning Power Hour, brought to you by Anderson Handle Repair. It's hot, hot, hot out there folks, so stay cool any way you can....

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Ask Uncle Buck ep5 (ft Nick Rekieta) LIVE

Recorded before a live studio audience, Buck and his lawyer take on a room full of rowdy questioners!

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Episode 88 - Bigfoot Erotica

Hello. Please, calm down. Do not be afraid. I am your Doctor, Dr. Hereswhatidontget. You’ve been in a terrible accident. We had to place you into a comatose state for your body to heal itself. I’m...

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Tab and Tim Watch #8 - Demolition Man

It’s movie time! Join us as we look to the not-so-distant future for a glimpse of society as it is destined to be! The Taco Bell Megacorp runs rampant, people are publicly shamed and punished for ha...

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Minisode 9 - Ketchup Grand Prix

Welcome folks! On this sunny July day, we’re glad to have you join us for the ONE, the ONLY: KETCHUP GPX!!! Seven bottles enter, but only one will come out on top. A battle of the highest importance...

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Episode 87 - Dinged Cars

And over here we have our new HWIDG model for 2018. It comes with a turbo boost for extended rage sessions, very nice to have. It seats two comfortably, but you can squeeze a third person on it, go ah...

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Bonus Commentary - Ready Player One

Tab and Tim sit down for a grueling day in the reference mines to dig up some old gems of pop culture lost to the ages. This commentary has more pet rocks and gundams than you can shake a stick at. Ge...

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Fuck You Neil Breene

Neil still owes us $5 for the movie rental on this piece of shit. Don't watch this movie.

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