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92. Bloody Spar

“Now… I can strangle you with your guts in peace.”

There was a passing moment of silence, only periodically broken by the distant gasp of agony I forced down with a mental command. I co...

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91. Friendly Meeting

“Hm, there are quite a lot we missed with our flyers…” I noted while studying the map of Zangarmarsh given to us by Primus Msshi'fn.

A very murloc-sounding name, not surprising given th...

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90. Backups

I waited for the fungal person to respond or react in any way other than shock at being spotted and caught immediately.

She understood Kalimag, fortunately, with her stuttered response; now,...

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89. Mycelium Man

The Outland was a peculiar piece of land formed from floating continental plates stitched together, a patchwork in the most literal sense.

It wasn't remotely as bad as I would have imagined,...

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88. Triple Entente

Putting demons back into the waiting room was therapeutic when they didn't immediately threaten to burn your family. It was funny like that.

Not that I didn't take them seriously or wasn't h...

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87. Gate to Hell

Stability seemed to be a fool's errand, a toll of madness, where the closer one was to reaching it, the quicker fate reminded you of the sheer asinine nature of the act, as within a moment it vanis...

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86. An End to the War

I studied the war plan drawn on the papyrus, and each part was calculated to the utmost of our knowledge of the foe and the varied terrains, with a healthy amount of preparation for the worst-case ...

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85. Cutting the Source

Brain.

Oh, what a love-hate relationship I had with them. The source of it all was how they worked; it was fundamentally impossible to tackle them repeatedly.

Well, not really, but it...

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84. Building Bridge

A higher viewpoint only showed Shen-zin Su's size: a Dragon Aspect was equal to a songbird, while the sea turtle was a kodo by comparison.

It was hard to even fully comprehend.

Still ...

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83. Big Turtle

The Pendant of Elune clicked against my chest plate, one of several magical items and artifacts placed on me. It was for my continent; the reality of the matter was I couldn't twirl my claws.
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82. Wandering Pandas

Li Li blinked, standing as straight as a bamboo shoot, her eyes widening as the first signs of land came into view. Rocky cliffs and trees she had never seen grew in number and size.

She re...

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81. Surfacing

I growled, claws digging into the chitinous floor as I swallowed a tooth that regrew moments later. I wasn't going to waste my biomass.

Another battle, another victory, and another drain on ...

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80. Buried in Doubts

Everything that could go wrong will go wrong.

A pessimistic saying Ursol had heard his little adopted brother say, among others, in one of their numerous debates.

Those were great ti...

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79. Nightmarish Fate

"I'm going to kill something," I growled, my voice a rumble muffled by the endless sound of stone falling and the quake of the earth.

I didn't know where I was, only that I fell for around h...

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78. One Wrong Move

The screeches of rage and agony of the qiraji were music to my ears as I held him high, his torso impaled on my claw was a fountain of dark green hemolymph.

Then I threw him against the cave...

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77. Life Crystals

I studied the slim body of the bees standing still at the tip of my snout. It was twirling on its bladed legs, its dark hue reflecting the biolight in a seizure-inducing array of colors.

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76. The Flytrap

The dry yet musty air of the qiraji tunnels was a smell Agamaggan had grown to despise. And it was merely the upper layers where the hot wind from the outside world still managed to pass through. View Post

75. The Might of Kalimdor

“You have asked for a meeting, and so we came, Thrall. You seek an alliance against a shared enemy, as we do; let us speak of the terms.”

At those words, the world hung silent, and the ...

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74. Budding Repellant

"You seem elsewhere, little brother, far more than usual. I know you have a strange saying, 'sleep is overrated,' but we are ursine. Sleep is part of our existence." The growling voice of Ursoc sna...

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73. Five Headed Enigma

I stared right into the burning, smoldering red-slit eyes of Alexstrasza, the sound of shuffling and claw scraping on stone behind me from her Prime Consort indicated a degree of offense at my dire...

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72. The Red Queen

The Sholazar Basin was an utterly fascinating place in stark contrast to the rest of Northrend—a near copy of the Un'goro Crater in topography and climate, a product of titanic influence.

...

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71. Ruby Invitation

There was a second of silence after I spoke. The red dragon, in high elf form, blinked almost owlishly as if trying to grasp what had just happened.

"I'm Korialstrasz, Prime Consort of the D...

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70. Dragonfly

"The mage is ready. My technique has gotten better, so you should be able to get more out of him faster." I rumbled, leaving the cell of Arugal for his jailers to begin the interrogation.

Hi...

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69. Nice Drill

Monte Gazlowe furrowed his brow, the back of his pen tapping the schematic on his heavy-duty workbench to the rhythm of the distant heavy metal music from his buzzbox.

His calloused hand sh...

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68. One Last Hunt

The Alpha Prime was not pleased.

Nothing novel, Ralaar Fangfire was not known for his great boisterousness or grand festivities.

Yet, the last few weeks were different; there was a c...

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67. Canine Problem, Canine Solution

"Back to Gilneas…" I hummed as I exited the Dream Portal; the transition to the waking world was sharp.

A minor inconvenience, nothing more than a slight destabilizing factor. I felt every...

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66. Duality of Duty

Coins.

Coins were great, the fuel for life's greatest pleasures and amenities, in Jarem's humble opinion.

Contradictory as it may seem for a tauren, a member of the Runetotem tribe, ...

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65. Danger Everywhere

I knew this was going to happen eventually.

This insectoid description was unmistakable. It was too distinct from anything else.

The Un'goro Crater did have large invertebrates, but ...

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64. Growing Dread

The Worgen Curse was fascinating for many reasons. It was remote self replicating transfiguration, there was a lot to learn here.

And the study of it reminded me of when I was with Groot, di...

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63. Lupine Conundrum

Belysra Starbreeze breathed deeply of the cold air of the waking world, a stark contrast to the Emerald Dream where she had been moments ago.

Her fingers gripped the gnarled staff of the Scy...

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