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Crappy Hour 8-25-25: Sober at Sonjarita's

It's been a crazy couple of weeks in the Bravosphere. Jax has been accused of love bombing, Stefanie is making sure everyone keeps their gossip about her to a minimum, and Sonjarita's home has been...

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RHOM S7E12 : The Strain in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plane

Stephanie weaponizes her private plane amidst squabbles, unfollows, and textses on The Real Housewives of Miami. But the real hilarity comes once Kiki justifiably uses the “o” word against Adri...

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Crappens on Demand: RHOC S19E07: See Ya Later, Alligator

With Tamra having quit The Real Housewives of Orange County, we now catch up with Tamra, who has rejoined The Real Housewives of Orange County. More fascinatingly, Tamra’s roofie bomb continues t...

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Bonus #583 Strolling Down Memory Lane

Ronnie is turning fifty next week, so it’s time to stroll down memory lane and talk about the good ole days. Ben reminisces about his early days in Hollywood and Ronnie talks about old theater br...

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Crappens on Demand: Bonus #583: Strolling Down Memory Lane

Ronnie is turning fifty next week, so it’s time to stroll down memory lane and talk about the good ole days. Ben reminisces about his early days in Hollywood and Ronnie talks about old theater br...

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Crappens on Demand: McBee Dynasty S02E08: Combine Cam Confessions

Jesse gets some pre-wedding anxiety on McBee Dynasty and his brothers are a huge help. Just kidding. They scare him more and make him cry. Cole ups the ante and thinks of getting a ring for his lad...

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck S12E12 Docked Over

Below Deck gets stuck on the dock with a broken engine, which means di**ed over guests, which means sad poor crew. Also, Kyle gets messy drunk again and blames all of his bad choices on Fraser.

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Crappens on Demand: RHOM S7E11: Flamencos On The Side of My Face

The ladies of Real Housewives of Miami take a spiritual Flamenco class in Spain and stomp all over each other’s souls. Larsa flips her lid about Lisa not unfollowing Marcus, Julia starts fights t...

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Bonus 582 # Trailer Trash Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S6 Preview

Welcome to a very special Trailer Trash for the Season 6 Preview of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City! Bronwyn brings her mother to us for a dragging, Lisa has new threads, and there’s something ...

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Crappens on Demand: Bonus #582 Trailer Trash Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S6 Preview

Welcome to a very special Trailer Trash for the Season 6 Preview of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City! Bronwyn brings her mother to us for a dragging, Lisa has new threads, and there’s something ...

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Crappens on Demand: RHOC S19E06: New OLA, Old Tricks

The Real Housewives of Orange County take on another day in New Orleans and then they take on Tamra, who runs away drunkenly crying and quits after one of her evil plans backfires. It’s glorious<...

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Crappens on Demand: #2969 RHOM S7E10: Spain’t Misbhavin’

The Real Housewives of Miami cast trip to Seville starts hilariously with dueling flights, a missing housewife, a passionate singer, and a chest-thumping dinner argument. It’s perfect.

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Crappens on Demand: The Valley S2E18 When The S**T Hits The Fanet

The Valley reunion concludes with Janet and Jason going down in flames. Plus, a bonus read from Andy about Jesse’s girlfriend is the chef’s kiss moment we didn’t know we needed!.

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Crappens on Demand: McBee Dynasty S02E07: Stupid Spice

The boys of McBee Dynasty need to try spices in Nashville because … reality TV. So let’s go on a road trip! Broken beds and windows ensue.

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck S12E11: Getting Off, Scot Free

Kyle gets into a pickle, mainly because his pickle gets into a lot of things. Grab some protection because this episode of Below Deck has enough bumping and grinding to require a paternity test. View Post

Crappy Hour 8-11-25: Dorit Writes, Heather Reads, Gretchen Flails

This week in Bravo news, Dorit is writing a book, Brandy has named her face worm, Gretchen caught being a bigot, Carl has a secret name, and Heather responds to allegations that she researched Kati...

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Crappens on Demand: RHOC S19E05: NOLAve Lost

The Real Housewives of Orange County heads to New Orleans where one very brave waiter spills a drink down Heather Dubrow’s back. Meanwhile, a “fatty” photo becomes the talk of the town

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Crappens on Demand: RHOM S7E9: Preppy Le Pieu

With a trip to Seville looming, Marisol invites the ladies over for a preppy party on The Real Housewives of Miami. Will tensions ease? Will anyone fly on Stephanie’s PJ? And will Basquiat get on...

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Crappens on Demand: McBee Dynasty S02E06: Heart of Cole

Wanna gather round to watch Cole screw up the family business then grovel to his pregnant girlfriend with an apology baby moon trip before he probably cheats on her next week? Where’s the hill we...

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Bonus #581: Project Runway, Big Brother, and Cynthia Erivo

We’re catching up on pop culture!  First we’re sharing our experiences watching Cynthia Erivo on stage with Jesus Christ Superstar. Then, Ben weighs in on The Naked Gun, Project Runway, an...

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Crappens on Demand: Bonus #581: Project Runway, Big Brother, and Cynthia Erivo

We’re catching up on pop culture!  First we’re sharing our experiences watching Cynthia Erivo on stage with Jesus Christ Superstar. Then, Ben weighs in on The Naked Gun, Project Runway, an...

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Crappens on Demand: The Valley S2E17: Jaximum Impact

On part 2 of The Valley reunion, Jax continues to “take accountability,” Danny takes heat, and Jason gets his Dockers in a twist

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck S12E10: Stillie the Boulder Holder

Below Deck sent the insane drunk Lady home, unfortunately, but don’t worry! There is still plenty of mess and two very large boobs that need holding. To watch this recap on video...

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Crappens on Demand: RHOC S19E04: Jo Way Out

The Real Housewives of Orange County celebrates Heather some more and Tamra brings Jo back to tile up Gretchen and Slade. It doesn’t really work, but it’s ok. Jen drags Tamra some more anyway.<...

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Crappens on Demand: RHOM S7E8: Two Ships Sassing in the Night

The Real Housewives of Miami are split onto two separate yachts, but not even that can stop the squabbling when Diana is armed with a water gun. And her mouth.

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Crappens on Demand: The Valley S2E16: Lost Sporkle

The Valley begins its three part reunion with Britney claiming to have lost her sporkle, Jax insisting that he’s working on Jax version 72.5, and Zack making lots of Gladys Kravitz faces on the e...

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Crappy Hour 7/28/25 With Guest Misha Brown

Misha Brown (@yourbestiemisha) joins @RonnieKaram and @BenMandelker to talk Jax's departure from The Valley and all things in Bravo goss on this week's Crappy Hour.

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Crappens on Demand: McBee Dynasty S02E05: Ozarks Brother Where Art Thou?

The heap of garbage that is Cole McBee, that is the McBee family, that is this TV show in general heads down to the Ozarks for some trashy fun. No hill will remain unpunched, and no car seat uncrie...

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck S12E09: Kell On Earth

A very drunk lady named Kelly arrives on the boat, screams at Democrats, and enters Bravo lore. Below Deck finally gives us something to watch besides a tired love rhombus (although, that’s still...

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Bonus #580 Backstreet Boys, Beyoncé, and Other Vegas Adventures

We went to Vegas this weekend to see Beyoncé and the Backstreet Boys, and we had an amazing time (despite attempts to THWART us by Delta Airlines and various hotels). Join us as we detail every hi...

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