We're getting in the Wayback Machine yet again to pay call on the first erotic short story I wrote in adulthood (i.e. post-college). I might have written this differently had I attacked it for the ...
2020-08-16 03:49:29 +0000 UTC View PostHappy August, animals! I'm reporting to you live-ish with an entire audio about vibrators and self-pleasure, my own and others'. Maybe THIS will get Whal's to sponsor me.
You might noti...
2020-08-02 02:16:32 +0000 UTC View PostIn Part 2 of this series, our heroine has a disappointing sexual encounter with her boyfriend only to fall asleep and into the clutches of her ghost / demon-paramour, where it becomes clear that th...
2020-07-18 00:03:35 +0000 UTC View PostIn this month's rambling, whiskey-infused segment, I talk about "jokes," Ted Bundy, Disney movies, and whatever nonsense is happening in my phone notes.
2020-07-02 03:41:47 +0000 UTC View PostAt a seaside resort, a man happens upon a woman wearing many layers by the pool. This inspires him to strike up a conversation, and before long, he's inviting her to his cabana.
Tags: ...
2020-07-02 03:24:33 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, animals. As you probably know by now, due to various developments, Patreon has to start charging sales tax. Effective: tomorrow. How this affects you will depend on where you are. Please...
2020-07-01 00:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostA young woman needs a ticket for the last bus out of town, but she forgot her wallet. Her grandmother is dying, and she's desperate. A stranger generously offers to help her....for a price.&n...
2020-06-02 02:45:17 +0000 UTC View PostIn this month's segment, I bastardize Marshall McLuhan's philosophy, "The Medium is the Message," in terms of audio porn, non-con, consumerism, and media, with a phone sex work story thrown in for ...
2020-06-02 02:30:32 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, animals.
I wanted to take a sec and thank you again for your patience and support while I sorted out my domestic hellscape. You're a fine bunch, and I'm grateful for al...
2020-05-15 19:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostA short love story for all you lovely animals, inspired by folklore and involving tentacles.
Tags: [Prose] [Romantic] [Tentacles] [Fucked From Behind] [Swallowing]
2020-05-12 08:45:45 +0000 UTC View PostAt a wedding reception, the Maid of Honor and Best Man bond over their recent break ups and decide to rebound together.
This idea was suggested to me by one of you, out there in the lis...
2020-05-06 02:54:09 +0000 UTC View PostIn honor of the Lusty Month of May, I sit in pitch darkness, say the word WEIRD 17 times, and discuss various pagan-inspired experiments.
Enjoy, animals! Thank you for your patience.&nb...
2020-05-06 02:38:30 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, comrades. I'm popping in to give you an update about this month's audios. Though I usually like to have everything ready for you on the first, unfortunately this month, extenuating circu...
2020-05-02 03:42:25 +0000 UTC View PostExactly what it sounds like. I'm reading the phone book.
Enjoy!
Tags: [SFW] [Arguably] [Nostalgia]
2020-04-01 23:28:42 +0000 UTC View PostHappy April Fools' Day, animals! Join me for a tour of content warnings, horror novels, and random stuff I have in my recording booth. Enjoy!
2020-04-01 23:25:52 +0000 UTC View PostIn this, my very first Patreon audio story, a young telemarketer takes an unusual call while the rest of the office is at lunch. Surprising hijinks ensue.
2020-03-02 09:08:30 +0000 UTC View PostThis is me just talking to you in my closet. Apparently, this will be a series.
2020-03-02 09:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post