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You Know Me Better Than Anyone

My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for a year with no luck. Desperate, I approach my old friend / virginity loss partner to see if he can help me out the old-fashioned way. 

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From the Murky Depths

As 2022 draws to a close, I take a bath and reminisce about the past year in and out of the Twilight Zone. 

By the way, the movie I refer to is 1975's Shivers

And I...

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Letter to Master by Emily Dickinson

In honor of the New Year, I recorded a literary selection that is 1,000% NOT safe for work. I try to make it to the other side of Dickinson's work before I succumb to the machinations of my vibrato...

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Bimbo with an Axe!

An intrepid scientist at Medfield College has been trying to invent the ultimate aid for female sexual arousal. When the time comes to try it out, she calls upon a trusted colleague for help, only ...

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Paper Jam

A professor calls upon the aid of the trusty college librarian to fix a paper jam in the copier before his class. Delightful shenanigans ensue, but in a library quiet is essential. 

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Happy Thanksgiving, Animals!

I wanted to take the opportunity to thank you all for your support and kindness. I am so grateful to be able to do what I do. Thank you for helping to make it possible. 

Wishing all of y...

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Monster Mash!!!

At least one of us will enjoy this bath time Halloween celebration wherein I discuss a few horror things that have occupied my mind lately. 

Happy Halloween, animals! Be well and be safe...

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The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allan Poe

It's Poe time again! In this classic tale of revenge and deceit, a guy takes a tour of his friend's wine cellar and is met with a brutal surprise. 

Happy Halloween, animals! 

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The Ultimate Surrender

You have been at war with the kingdom of a particularly bratty princess. When you realize the conflict can last no longer, you go to surrender to her, but she has some unusual demands. 

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Mr. X's Dirty Secret (Diary Excerpts 2009)

In this latest edition of At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This, I return to the uncomfortably earnest writing of my early 20s, including ice cream with Satan, the three kinds of fear, and a formative...

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This Month's Audios

Hey there, animals!

I wanted to let you know that September's audios are going to be a bit late, due to a few life changes / demands. I'm stacking the release over the next few days. Thank yo...

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Spanked With a Hairbrush

When you're running late and you can't find your hairbrush and your domme has about had it with your slovenly ways, you brat. 

This audio is based on a longtime fantasy of mine....

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Knock Three Times

A woman goes to a solitary phone booth in a solitary park late at night. The phone rings and she answers. She knows the caller, but it's not clear how. Meanwhile, nearby, a man is watching her from...

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Just Your Type 2: Shocker!

A few months ago, a young woman tracked down her mother's first husband (not her father) and in a bout of twisted mutual revenge, the two fucked. Now he finally wants to see her again. She arrives ...

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The Other Half

In this latest bathtub edition of At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This, I talk about longing, masturbation, the self, and Plato's Symposium. As one does. 

[Off the Cuff] [Classics...

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The Furniture Guys

Not terribly long ago, I overslept while expecting a furniture delivery and greeted two strange men in entirely too little clothing: boxer shorts and a small seasonal shirt. 

They were c...

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Fuck Paperwork.

A young office worker makes a clerical error that could have severe consequences. She pleads with her power-hungry superior to fix it and a bargain is made. 

This is a fantasy scene by a...

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The Dark Stuff

In this edition of "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This," I address some changes coming soon! I also go into thematic concerns regarding various audio topics. I reference CNC (consensual non-consent...

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Do NOT Listen to This Audio While Driving!

This means you! 

[Direct Address] [Meta] [Car Sex] [Hint of Exhibitionism] [Strangers] [Summer] [Purple Prose] [JOI] [Tease] [Bratty] [Absolute Fucking Brat] 

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Miss A.

In this gender-bent take on the classic "free use secretary" scenario, a boss notices her young male employee hasn't been working up to par recently. She invites him into her office and makes a pro...

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The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

I did this as a vocal warm up recently and found myself suddenly struck by the implications of a female narrator. Poe is a frequent SFW request so here we are. Now Vincent Price and I have yet anot...

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The Venereal Bandwagon

Several of you have requested that I share some of my horror fiction, so I nervously concede to popular demand. 

In this, an 18-year-old high school senior faces peer pressure to lose he...

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A Willing Sacrifice

In this latest addition to the Bath Tease cycle, I open up about the erotic mysteries of Igor Stravinsky's fucked up classic, "The Rite of Spring," and the possibly problematic ideas it inspires.&n...

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Thoughtcrime

In this scripted ramblefap (ed. is it still a ramblefap if it’s scripted?), I address the importance of consent, and consent to my own sexualization. 

[Short, but sweet] [Ramb...

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Like a Fiddle

I offer to give you a blowjob, but you tell me you would prefer to come just by watching me come. I bet that you won't be able to, and you proceed to use your fingers. 

[Fingering] [Clit...

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A Prayer for Walpurgisnacht

In which I am once again a goddamn tease on this, the unholiest night of the year. 

Join me as I ponder the smell of sex, the science of impure thoughts, and why baths are so much fun.&n...

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Two Blondes Doing It. Together.

In this latest installment of "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This," I talk about story, plot, character, and genre. And whether any of it matters in a porno. I'm sure I will return to this topic ag...

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Good Little Cocksucker

Early one morning, a husband on his way out the door gently wakes up his (over)sleeping wife. He teases her with a proposition, she calls his bluff, and next thing you know, she's sucking his cock....

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The Fetish Artist

A married fetish artist is about to miss his deadline because he can't stop drawing the domme of his dreams. Suddenly, the domme drawing comes to life to help him get his mind back on work.  View Post

Rule 34, or The Beginner's Guide to Porn Brain

We all know the old saying. If it exists....

In this month's "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This," I explore the implications of Rule 34 and my personal "Porn Brain." 

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