After sharing numerous fantasies involving the boy next door with her cuckold husband, a horny housewife decides it's finally time to seduce the innocent young man.
This is an unofficia...
2022-02-28 03:35:02 +0000 UTC View PostToday in honor of 2/22/22, a short ramble about the sudden forced intimacy of public transit, loneliness, and longing for human touch.
It should go without saying, don't touch people wi...
2022-02-23 04:53:27 +0000 UTC View PostA young woman goes to the home of a mysterious older man. She has never met him before, but she's heard of him many times. He is her mother's first husband. Her mother divorced him so she could mar...
2022-02-20 04:59:19 +0000 UTC View PostIn this edition of "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This," I tell a somewhat harrowing true story and offer an apology.
Last night, I--a grown woman--accidentally locked myself in a close...
2022-02-01 19:11:09 +0000 UTC View PostIn honor of the New Year, I watched the movie version of Stephen King's classic car love story, Christine, directed by John Carpenter.
Thoughts were had.
2022-01-01 07:25:51 +0000 UTC View PostThis dirty talk challenge / poem was written by one of you thoughtful animals. I received permission to record it here. I hope you all enjoy it.
Thanks to LH for writing it.
2022-01-01 04:58:38 +0000 UTC View PostA guy living in an apartment building leaves a note for his downstairs neighbor, complaining of the excessive sexual noises emanating from her place. Aroused by the fact that he can hear her, she g...
2022-01-01 04:56:40 +0000 UTC View PostAfter leaving a disappointing New Year's party, midnight finds me alone entertaining myself. Apart from a bit of narration up top, this is dialogue-free. Just the sounds of self-abuse.
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2022-01-01 04:52:53 +0000 UTC View PostIn an attempt to show off my tried and true Oral Interpretation skills, I present one of my favorite poems, "The Disquieting Muses" by Sylvia Plath.
Enjoy!
-Sylvia Plath, 1...
2021-12-01 04:49:38 +0000 UTC View PostA husband comes down for breakfast in a bad mood because he caught his wife / Mommy domme with another man the night before. She reminds him that she makes the rules and he'll have to be an extra g...
2021-12-01 04:42:44 +0000 UTC View PostDuring a busy day at work, you get a surprise message from me. I'm all hot and bothered on account of a sex dream I had last night. I almost never have sex dreams and I enjoy making you horny at wo...
2021-11-30 11:50:44 +0000 UTC View PostA recently divorced dad thought he would get to have his son with him for Thanksgiving, but plans changed at the last minute and now he'll be alone. In a rare moment of carelessness, he got drunk a...
2021-11-25 12:16:53 +0000 UTC View PostIn honor of Halloween, for this month's At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This segment, I delve into cars, masculinity, and misogyny through the lens of Stephen King's 1983 novel, Christine, t...
2021-10-31 23:34:53 +0000 UTC View PostYour wife comes home late from work on a night when you two had planned to have a special dinner. She's flustered and tells you she got into a car accident. It's not serious, but there was slight d...
2021-10-01 03:51:20 +0000 UTC View PostIn this month's "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This" we get literary as I explore Chris Offutt's My Father, the Pornographer, a memoir of his life growing up with Andrew J. Offutt, a proli...
2021-09-05 07:32:53 +0000 UTC View PostI took another bath and recorded it. Something something electric boogaloo.
That's all. It's just me in the bath. Talking.
Have fun, animals.
[Bath] [Nudity] [Po...
2021-08-31 03:47:42 +0000 UTC View PostAfter moving into a new house, a woman becomes fascinated with her neighbor across the street. After watching him for weeks, she takes advantage of the fact that their bedroom windows face each oth...
2021-08-28 03:59:29 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: A few months ago, I took a poll asking which fiction story idea most of you wanted to see. The winner was: "An engaged couple experiments with D/s kink at a sex hotel." Here, finally...
2021-08-23 02:33:57 +0000 UTC View PostHey animals,
As you can probably tell, a few of my July audios are late. I apologize for this. I fell a bit behind schedule, but this shall be remedied very soon. I appreciate your pati...
2021-08-02 03:46:45 +0000 UTC View PostIn this month's At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This segment, I make some points about labor and sex and why it can be nerve-wracking to be asked what you do for a living, no matter what your job is....
2021-07-26 09:16:32 +0000 UTC View PostLate at night, on the subway, two people get to talking. She's just had a bad day at work and he's just been dumped. There's only one thing that can calm both of them down. Fortunately....it's fell...
2021-07-01 03:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostIn this month's long overdue "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This" segment, I discuss International Whores' Day (Hurentag), the fallibility of labels, and why it took me three tries to record this.&...
2021-06-15 16:07:30 +0000 UTC View PostBy popular demand, another ramblefap--but in this one I reassure you, the listener, that everything is going to be okay. As well as a general show of gratitude and support.
Thank you, a...
2021-06-01 03:54:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhile on a recent visit to my ancestral homeland, I happened upon several journals of romantic poetry / erotica I wrote before my sex-having days. Shudder with me as I revisit this horny, emotional...
2021-05-20 03:40:05 +0000 UTC View PostAn overdue word about anti-Asian racism and whorephobia.
And I remembered to put the clock back.
[Off the Cuff] [Heavy] [Racism] [Violence] [Sex Worker Rights] [M...
2021-05-08 00:24:45 +0000 UTC View PostWith her husband away on a business trip, a suburban woman leaves him a voicemail indulging in a fantasy about their new neighbors' college-age son.
[Cuckold] [Hotwife] [Older Woman / Y...
2021-05-01 02:51:43 +0000 UTC View PostTwo family friends meet a wedding and reminisce about things that happened (and something that almost happened) between them years before.
I got a tad experimental with this one. I hope...
2021-04-30 20:23:32 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: I announced last month that I would add fiction to my Patreon output. I took a poll on story ideas. This is not that story. I am working on that story, and it will b...
2021-04-12 00:05:29 +0000 UTC View PostIn which I take a break from writing and trying to schedule a vaccine to discuss the merits of porn and why schlock has value. Enjoy, animals!
2021-04-02 03:36:44 +0000 UTC View PostA knight rescues an innocent young princess held captive in a tower, in hopes of winning her heart, only to find there might be darker forces at work.
[Princess Voice] [Fairy Tale] [Kis...
2021-04-01 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post