April's One Year Anniversary Patreon Q&A!
My Q&A is here, animals! Thank you for contributing questions.
Also, this is long. As I've said before, may God have mercy on your souls.
Enjoy!
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2021-03-23 22:31:15 +0000 UTC View Post
AprilWould posts
First Fiction Offering?
Hey there, animals. I've long considered making my fiction available through Patreon, and I've decided to finally take the plunge, starting in April (bah dum TISS). As a prose writer, I mainly writ...
2021-03-21 00:17:58 +0000 UTC View PostFour Years in Phone Sex
Today marks four years since I took my first professional phone sex call. I’ve officially been a phone sex operator for as long as I was in college. I frequently joke that being a phone sex opera...
2021-03-13 04:52:31 +0000 UTC View PostIn Which April is a Goddamn Tease for Over 15 Minutes
Or, simply put, in which your humble correspondent takes a bath.
Actually recorded in the bath.
Have fun, animals.
[Bathing] [Nudity] [Giggling] [Vampirism] [Splish Sp...
2021-03-10 21:46:10 +0000 UTC View PostAt Least One of Us Will Enjoy This: Checking Out
Today marks one year since I started this whole Patreon thing, and I celebrate by rambling about hotel furniture and asking for feedback. Enjoy, animals. Thank you so much!
Better Living Through Television: 44 Barbies
In this prose piece, a young woman describes a game she plays with her husband, in which she dresses up and behaves like a housewife from a bygone era, tapping into something that's been buried ins...
2021-03-01 05:04:35 +0000 UTC View PostAt Least One of Us Will Enjoy This: Complimentary Coffee?!?!
In this special edition of "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This," recorded ON LOCATION at a HOTEL, I indulge in the brazen decadence of drinking a coffee I did not have to purchase while talking abo...
2021-02-28 15:48:46 +0000 UTC View PostOne Year Anniversary Q&A!
This March marks one year since I launched this Patreon (undoubtedly the thing March 2020 will be remembered for). Your support has allowed me to grow and develop as a writer and performer in ways ...
2021-02-26 01:34:24 +0000 UTC View PostBetter Living Through Television
A young media studies professor asks his best student to come to his office to discuss a provocative paper she's just submitted. She was asked to deconstruct a popular media trope and she picked, "...
2021-02-13 00:33:14 +0000 UTC View PostAt Least One of Us Will Enjoy This: The Twelve Wilting Boners
Your friendly neighborhood sex witch welcomes the gloomy month of February with this loopy segment, brought to you by the erotic horror of dancing princesses, uterine maintenance, moral ambiguity, ...
2021-02-02 04:58:08 +0000 UTC View PostAudio Update
Hey, animals,
I just wanted to give you an update about January's audios. Due to a few life issues that cropped up, I fell a bit behind, but I will make it up in February. I apologize f...
2021-02-01 06:58:52 +0000 UTC View PostAt Least One of Us Will Enjoy This (Special Edition): The Best Thing in a Lifetime of Best Things
Writer's Block doesn't exist, but that doesn't mean writing is always fun or easy. In honor of 1/21/21 (a palindrome date!), I recorded this special edition monologue about it. For public consumpti...
2021-01-22 03:13:22 +0000 UTC View PostPhysical
A couple is trying to roleplay a doctor / patient scenario. He's shy, and she's eager. He tries several different strategies, asking her to cough and then to curse. He doesn't want her to look at h...
2021-01-16 11:06:09 +0000 UTC View PostAd: My Little Secret
This is not an honest-to-goodness January audio, but just a little exercise I did for fun. I strained my voice last week, and wanted to ease back in gently, so I decided to record a radio bit from ...
2021-01-12 04:57:10 +0000 UTC View PostAt Least One of Us Will Enjoy This: Good Fucking Riddance (Or, The Role of the Witch Character in The Nutcracker)
It's 2021 at last, and I celebrated by recording this. Hope you all wanted to hear about my dreams and kitchen sex (though oddly, not dreams INVOLVING kitchen sex). I hope you all enjoy it. This is...
2021-01-02 04:30:56 +0000 UTC View PostAnosmia Blues
Sometimes a woman just has to talk about why she wishes she were able to smell things-- particularly, the scent of someone else.
Anosmia is a real condition, and one yours truly has (so...
2021-01-01 04:31:18 +0000 UTC View PostThe Queen's Gambit: An Emotional Gangbang
CW: Sexual assault
This article contains spoilers for Netflix’s The Queen’s Gambit. Note: this is only about the series, not the novel on which it’s based.
The Queenâ...
2020-12-20 12:54:35 +0000 UTC View PostMy First Poll: The Potential for Future Cross-Posting?
Hello, all you people! I've got a proposition that needs your feedback.
I've gotten a very good response to one of my recent audios, "The V Card: A Psychological Memoir," and it's been ...
2020-12-11 21:08:31 +0000 UTC View PostSafe for Work Wednesday: "The Intoxicated" by Shirley Jackson
This week's Safe for Work installment is one of my favorite stories by one of my favorite writers. "The Intoxicated" is about two strangers, a man and a girl, who meet at a party and talk about the...
2020-12-10 04:07:25 +0000 UTC View PostAt Least One of Us Will Enjoy This: Telephonic Magic!
In December's segment, I fight against the ravages of vocal strain to talk about my favorite James Taylor song, the inherent loneliness of Christmas, and certain "specialties" in pulp crime fiction...
2020-12-02 04:54:21 +0000 UTC View PostThe V Card: A Psychological Memoir
A once religious college freshman, in the midst of exploring her faith and her sexuality, decides to take her own virginity.
A situation with which yours truly might be familiar. <...
2020-11-28 09:06:51 +0000 UTC View PostAll Sorts of Costs
Recently, I told a man what I do for a living. This man was neither a potential client nor a potential romantic partner. He was a friend of a friend, who I was meeting for the first time, and who h...
2020-11-18 02:29:38 +0000 UTC View PostAt Least One of Us Will Enjoy This: The Train
A meditation on darkness recorded in the darkness of my closet. And by darkness, I mean loneliness, especially as the seasons change and the world keeps getting darker, literally and figuratively. ...
2020-11-01 23:38:14 +0000 UTC View PostSubmechanophobia!?!?!?
Submechanophobia is the fear of man-made machines that are fully or partially submerged in water.
I first learned of submechanophobia because I kept seeing the word pop up in the c...
2020-10-27 14:08:52 +0000 UTC View PostThe Nightmare
In the spirit of the season, I wanted to experiment with erotic horror AND surrealism. This is the result. While I did a bit of tweaking for the sake of narrative, this audio was inspired by an act...
2020-10-23 03:41:12 +0000 UTC View PostA Word About "What Are You Wearing?"
It usually comes out as a joke. They ask coyly. I can always hear the edge of a laugh. Even when a sincere answer is expected, there’s still a note of irony. We both know it’s a cliché.
...
2020-10-14 08:31:56 +0000 UTC View PostFlirting with Exhibitionism
I just got out of the shower, and in the warm, clean after-haze, I’m sitting here surprised by how I feel.
There’s a frosted window in my shower. The view is obsc...
2020-10-05 06:24:34 +0000 UTC View PostAt Least One of Us Will Enjoy This: Listener Beware, You're in for a Scare
October's "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This" finds me home alone! Walking around my apartment! While I record! And on top of all that, the spoooooky season is upon us.
HALLOWEEN, MOTH...
2020-10-02 02:44:25 +0000 UTC View PostMister, Can You Help Me?
It's late at night and you're anxious to get home when a young woman in distress approaches you. She asks you for a ride. It's out of your way and a pain in the ass, but she offers you something yo...
2020-09-23 07:45:21 +0000 UTC View PostAt Least One of Us Will Enjoy This: Fandom, the Other F Word
As fall approaches, I discuss the basics, responsibilities, and blood sacrifices required to enjoy specific things. I think the kids call it being in a......Fandom? Disney references abound. Get yo...
2020-09-03 03:46:29 +0000 UTC View Post