Ryan (MCMXIV)

Let's Start a Stickers Club

Hello, and welcome to the inaugural meeting of the Third Eye Merch Club. I'm your club head headsman, Ryan Heads, man.

Yes, we're starting the merch club and for our first production, we're s...

The Break return post

Okay I'm back.

I took July to not work and do things I like to relax after finishing the first draft of book 3. Those relaxing activities included starting on the next draft anyway and coming...

Book 3, Epilogue II Early Access

The final piece of book 3, finally available!

That's it! I'm finally done with this draft of the prose!

From here, I'll be finishing the recording of that audiobook, and then taking a ...

Book 3, Epilogue I Early Access

Because I've already shown this one, I decided, why not? Let's post this as a freebie.

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 27 Early Access

Things will never be the same.

The final chapter of Book 3! It took a minute to get the ending of the bar scene just right, but I finally got there. Now all that's left are the two epi...

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 26 Early Access

The only winning move was...

uh...

I'll get back to you when I figure that out.

Second to last chapter! After the next, we've only got the two Epilogues to go!

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 25 Early Access

Guys, I hate to break it to you, but demons aren't real. I know, big bummer.

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 24 Early Access

It's not about winning, it's about making the opponent understand they lost three days ago.

Only about three more chapters to go and two epilogues left. Then once the next round of edits and ...

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 23 Early Access

This is a chapter about risotto.

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 21 Early Access

You can solve any interpersonal problem with enough distractions and hoping they get too tired to keep making an ass of themselves.

Third Eye Book 3: Chapter 20 Early Access

It's always important to build social cred and make friends so you don't lose everything you have when all the spaghetti falls out your pants in front of everyone at work.

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 19

Chickens in the demon world are 90% bones, 5% feathers, 2% beak, 2.5% organs, and .1% skin. The remaining percentage is a mystery, but scientists are pretty sure it's hatred.

Sorry I missed p...

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 18 Early Access

The upper crust is no better than the lower crust if all the crust is from FartBaker farms.

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 17 Early Access

They say money can't buy happiness, but if I could buy tickets to a sloth encounter at the zoo right now, I'd be shitting with joy.

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 16 Early Access

Who made golf?

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 15 Early Access

Just two guys in a closet. Just two guys and a lady in a closet. Just two guys, and a lady in a closet at work. What could go wrong!?

Kind of a lot, but in a completely different way.

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 14 Early Access

Do you believe in ghosts? What about computer ghosts?

What about computer ghosts that work for rude, cringe ass computer trolls?

I think that was what that movie "Fear dot com" was ab...

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 13 Early Access

You can't act like a child here, this is a serious adult book for grown ups. I haven't even made a single poop joke, I think?

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 12 Early Access

Nick's week was spent in proximity to a new IT contractor brought on to save Innova from a catastrophe.

She seems cool.

I'm gonna try to start doing two chapters a week to speed up the ...

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 11

Selena receives a most intriguing offer from an even more intriguing demon. Normally, nobody, not even demons should take offers from demons, but this one seems chill. Mostly. They didn't start the...

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 10

What celebrities have you met in real life? How much bigger or smaller were they than you thought they'd be?

Today, you will meet Des'Bell. You should count yourself very, very lucky. Because...

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 9 Early Access

Is this one mine or ten? I don't remember...
Anyway, Tangrath's home from his business trip. He's come to her Selena involved in something whether she likes it or not.

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 8 Early Access

Monica and Tess seem like good friends. Because they are. This is the one situation where two women of present, but different levels of sapphic-ness are actually just good friends.

This is an...

Book 3, Chapter 7 Early Access

Improv is a fun and engaging activity where you have fun with your friends and aren't judged!

Unless you are trying to actually become the role you're playing. Then it becomes a game of life-...

Book 3, Chapter 6 Early Access

Happy New Year! Enjoy this new chapter from book 3, and always remember to be yourself this year! And if you can't be yourself, maybe you can be a princess.

Book 3, Chapter 5 Early Access

Your presence is requested by the illustrious and bootyful, Squish Bimbly. Failure to appear will result in her goons coming to your house and feeding you to the printing press.

Third Eye, Book 3: Chapter 4

Now would be a good time as any to let you all know there are only like five named characters in "Third Eye" that aren't pan.

This chapter was pretty hard for me to get right, and there's sti...

Third Eye Book 3, Chapter 3

Monica's so cool. Except that one time she wasn't, but actually was.

It's been a tough November, so I've been busy doing other things that ate into writing time, but now I'm free of th...