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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 80: The Folly of Man, the Rise of Demon

Since the dawn of time, nothing had stoked mankind’s greed quite like the allure of power. It called to them in times of hardship, seduced them with the possibility of something more View Post

[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 79: Curiosity Killed the Priest

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Maugris

Ever since I was but a small babe, priesthood appeared to be my inevitable calling. It was no wonder, for my own parents were senior members of the fai...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 78: A Happy Memory

“Hold,” Renaud said, squinting his eyes in unease as the group came to a stop. Here, before them, laid the spire’s sole treasure; all they n

“Hold,” Renaud said, squinting his eyes ...

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Quick update: Tomorrow’s chapter will instead be scheduled for a double upload on Tuesday, due to personal matters.

I will not have time to write for the next few upcoming days due to some personal related matters; however, to make up for it, I will try to have both chapters 78 and 79 release on Tuesday at the s...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 77: The Lord of All Beasts

A spine-curdling noise sounded around the expedition as something greater, larger, in size than any demon or beast they had encountered thus

A spine-curdling noise sounded around the expediti...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 76: The Spreading Corruption

Fortunately, there were no casualties amongst the expedition. Lucius had already anticipated as much, but the Franks truly were a hardy people. They shrugged off stab wounds and gashes with ...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 75: Night of the Living Dead

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Nameless Paladin

The time is currently twenty-three hundred hours, fifth day of Arboursmonth, 1324 A.D of the Imperial Calendar. We have made great progress in...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 74: Is It Any Wonder I Became So Twisted?

Although the expedition’s plan was to rest until midnight, Sir Renaud changed his mind and instead allowed them to rise at the first break o

Although the expedition’s plan was to rest unt...

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Quick Update: Chapter today (74) will be a bit delayed and released tomorrow on Saturday.

Unfortunately a personal matter came up so I will not have time to write today, but I am free all day tomorrow so I should be able to get it out then. Thank you for your patience!

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 73: The Realm Beyond God

Lucius gave his fellows an enthusiastic round of applause and welcomed them back as the storm began to wane. The clouds parted, the rain les

Lucius gave his fellows an enthusiastic round of a...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 72: Flight of the Thunderbirds

The dim light of the morning suns softly trickled through the mist as the expedition, cautious in their steps and tout in their nerves, tram

The dim light of the morning suns softly trickled ...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 71: The First Unraveling

It was much later in the evening that Lucius’s party, one by one, began to stir awake and left their rooms whilst blurry-eyed and yawning, a

It was much later in the evening that Lucius’s...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 70: The Triumphant Return of Tetanus

Now, Lucius had been trailed by the odd pursuer here and there occasionally in his younger days, but oftentimes it was for a clear reason: s

Now, Lucius had been trailed by the odd pursuer he...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 69: Give Us This Day Our Daily Flowers

A soft light rained down upon the congregation through the stained glass above, casting them all in a hallowed glow amidst the sanctum, this

A soft light rained down upon the congregation thr...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 68: Captain Lucius, at the Ready!

Oftentimes, the pursuit of influence led man down a harsh and unpredictable road. It was that yearning for power, the desire to exert contro

Oftentimes, the pursuit of influence led man down ...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 67: Attack of the Beasts

The Franks all along the expedition began to shift into position. Those suited in heavy armor walked forth and formed a perimeter enclosing

The Franks all along the expedition began to shift ...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 66: You Will Never Understand Me

Contrary to the otherworlders first voyage outside the city with Ruggiero, the mood amongst the paladins now was anything but casual. At least before they were able to rest in comfortable cabins; b...

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Quick update: From now on, chapters will be uploaded twice a week, Tuesdays and Fridays, with mostly larger word counts to make up for the gaps between releases.

I adore The Distinguished Mr. Rose and plan to be releasing content for many years to come, but writing chapters daily has been quite the exhausting experience. I hope that now, with time in-betwee...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 65: The Wishes of the People

The props used for the ceremony were quickly disassembled and taken away, leaving the servants to guide the Order members out to the city where they could partake in a final round of drink and merr...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 64: Renaud of House Dordognes (Start of Book 2)

“What mean ye, that ye use this proverb, saying, the fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge? As I live, saith the Lord God, ye shall not have occasion any mo...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 63: Onto Greater Adventures (End of Book 1)

Lucius stood far back from the happy couple and clapped his hands, allowing them to bask in the spotlight as the paladins gradually began to lead the people away. Some were arrested, of course. No ...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 62: Our Happy Ending

Humanity was ever so susceptible to the darkness in their hearts. They veiled themselves behind false identities, made excuses and pretenses to justify the burial of that which they refused to ackn...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 61: From the Mires of Resentment, a Flower Blooms

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Ruggiero

Many years ago, from a time before my rise to Peership, before the war that would sweep the continent in fire and ash, I was admittedly a very arrogant man. ...

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Quick Update: Today's chapter will be a bit delayed, as it is extremely long and I may need a few extra hours to complete it. Thank you for your patience!

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 60: Skin-Deep Comedy

About a week later, Lucius and his companions had gathered together to visit more of the local fare; however, something was… different. Whispers and hushed voices crept about all around ...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 59: The Truth Was What They Made of It

That evening, Lucius’s companions retired to their rooms with hearts heavy in doubt. Should they try to visit Ruggiero again? Confront Ganelon and demand for the Peer’s release? Each option was...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 58: The False Martyr

Ruggiero hurriedly rushed the group inside and sat them in a quaint living room full of potted plants and dangling flowers, similar to the ones Lucius had seen outside. They were of fascinating app...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 57: House Dordognes

“Good evening, Lady Bradamante,” Lucius said, waving at her as she approached the gate with a tired lurch. The good Peer’s usual bravado was all but spent, replaced by a heavy exhaustion no d...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 56: Touring the City

Despite their bold proclamations, Lucius’s party still had quite a bit of time before the Order’s leave. Mili suggested that they explore the city now that the players could freely come and go;...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 55: An Unbreakable Bond

By the time the parade ran its course, night had fallen over the still-vibrant city. Citizens wandered through the streets, talking, spreading tales, and spending the day’s last few hours whilst ...

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