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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 103: The Amazing Technicolor Rainbow

Sir Roland hesitated, eyes glancing to his hand still yet shaken from his prior battles, but nonetheless he gripped tight onto his blade and dutifully approached his challenger. This was not a desp...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 102: The Final Trial

Angelica and Astolfo immediately rushed up to Roland, steadying him as he staggered, unbalanced, before promptly falling onto his knees. The Demon King’s Fragment which once tormented him now res...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 101: Orlando Furioso

Oh dear, now this was very strange. Lucius had witnessed many curious fates that resulted from his flowers’ bloom. Some rejected their inner filth, others resolved to change themselves, and in ra...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 100: Orlando Innamorato

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Roland

Long, long ago, when I was still a naive child coddled in ignorance, I dreamed of being a hero.

I wished to be like those knights in shining armor I had ...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 99: The Third of the Great Evils: Lips of Refusal

Lucius and his companions at this point had already developed an immunity to the Evil’s mental corruption; and with the experience of having slain three of their kind, eliminating another should ...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 98: Heroes Cannot Be Real

“Oh my, it would appear our intervention is rather unneeded,” Lucius said as the group walked into the pyramid’s highest chamber. The players were all perplexed, for despite their previous ru...

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Book 1 of Aegis is officially out on Amazon and KU!

Aegis is the first book I wrote before The Distinguished Mr. Rose, so it holds a special place in my heart. I'm glad to have finally launched it; and with this, I am now an officially published aut...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 97: With Silk Veils We Weave a Rainbow

Now, Lucius had initially planned to slow their fall by buying everyone a parachute from the shop. Much to his surprise, however, his fellows had no idea how to put them on, and the adrenaline of p...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 96: Under Arid Skies

The following week was met with the ever same idleness for Lucius’s fellows. Well, except for Roland. From explosions to poison and even the occasional midnight raid, the Peers’ leader was give...

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Another quick announcement: There will be no chapter upload on Saturday, as I will be busy playing Silksong for the next 72 hours straight. Thank you!

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 95: Lifeblood and Rubies Red

It was at the end of their second day in the Rivers’ Cairo that Mister Arabi made separate arrangements for the players and the Franks. Lucius didn’t tell his fellows of his ‘deal’ with the...

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Scheduling Change: From now on, chapters will release every Wednesday and Saturday instead of the previous Tuesdays and Fridays. This should hopefully work better with my schedule and prevent chapters from being delayed. Thank you!

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 94: Water and Gold Below

After following the good Mister Ibn-al-Arabi further into the city, the group arrived at a large villa decorated with white murals and colorful patterned carpets. It looked like an inn for wealthy ...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 93: City of Desert Sands

Much to Lucius’s disappointment, he did not have any opportunities to speak with the other Peers: not alone, at least. Roland and Angelica kept strictly silent all throughout their voyage in the ...

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Quick Update: Today’s chapter will be pushed back to tomorrow due to personal matters. Thank you for your patience!

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 92: A Young Boy's Dream

An anxious mood spread amongst the castle in the following days to come. The servants were not ignorant of the power struggle between the two factions, and they began to reconsider their allegiance...

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A bit of a different update than usual, but also important.

Hey everyone, QuiteTheSlacker here! This is a bit different to what I usually post; however, I think it's important to talk about and spread the word.

Amazon Audible is planning to release a ...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 91: A Dubious Proposal

After a couple more formal proceedings were held, the courtroom quickly dismissed and the members all headed off to continue their prior duties. Lucius’s ceremony wasn’t as eventful as he expec...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 90: A Gentlemanly Promotion

The room fell silent. Unlike before there was no chaos or discontent or anything of the sort; instead, there was only confusion, and some amongst the court glanced around to make sure that what the...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 89: I Don't Want to Forget

It was on the morning of the next day that the castle practically buzzed with activity as servants and officials rushed about to prepare for Sir Renaud’s resignation ceremony. The event would tak...

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Quick update: There’s a city wide power outage in my area, so today’s chapter will likely have to be pushed back to tomorrow or the day after (depending on how long the outage lasts). Thank you for your patience!

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 88: Time Marches On, Regardless of the Sinners

It took a long moment for Ganelon to grasp Renaud’s intent. Not a soul in the courtyard uttered a word; they merely stood still, stunned, and shuffled awkwardly whilst glancing amongst each other...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 87: Journey's End, Beginnings Anew

The next day, Lucius woke up at the ever elegant time of six-o-clock. Some of the Franks had already begun the morning duties, while the players remained slumbering in their makeshift abodes. The g...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 86: In the Wake of Victory

>[Congratulations! The second of the Great Evils, the Ears of Envy, has been slain! With this, the emergency quest is now complete]<

*(NEW!) EXP + 250<...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 85: It's Time I Let Go

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Renaud

I loathe the past, for it was in those days that I was truly helpless: weak. I had no power of my own, no influence to wield. I was but a frail little child wh...

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Quick Update: Chapter 85 today might need to be uploaded tomorrow. I have about 30% done, but something came up requiring my attention so I will not have any more time to write today. The free chapters and those for other tiers will still be updated. Thank you for your patience!

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 84: The Second of the Great Evils, Ears of Envy

Lucius glanced toward his fellows. The noise was deafening; he could barely hear himself think. All throughout the castle, players and Frankishmen gripped their heads in pain. Surprisingly, however...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 83: A Relaxing One Week Vacation in Hell

To Lucius’s intrigue, the other players and Frankishmen had adapted quite seamlessly to their new lodgings. A day had passed since the gentleman brought forth the Fires of Sinai, and though the v...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 82: The Fires of Sinai

Soon after Maugris’s death, those of the expedition began to regain their senses. Well, what was left of them. A great many lives had perished this day: sixty of the Franks and twenty of the play...

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[The Distinguished Mr. Rose] Chapter 81: Brain of Ambition

A sinister, pale-green tint began to infect the sky, spreading, corrupting all that which the light touched. The expedition could only look

A sinister, pale-green tint began to infect the sky...

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