Zeenon

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I've officially paused the billings as I said and it'll resume again on 25 September.

The active members will continue automatically after the pause ends and same with the new...

Zeenon Goes to War (Break Notice)

Hey guys, Zeenon here.

Hope you enjoyed this arc? season? saga? anime filler arc that somehow became canon?

Whatever you want to call it.

Anyway, a few announcements before I vani...

All Eyes on the Future, None Looking Low Enough to See Ren

The masked man broke the silence.

“Tsunade will be leaving soon. She’s not a concern. But that boy… keeping him out won’t be easy. Doable, but not without effort. Still… it can be a...

Leaf Village Declares Senju Compound a Natural Disaster Zone

Two days had passed since the day Tsunade returned to the village, and in that short span, the Senju clan compound had turned into the noisiest place in Konoha.

From morning till late in the ...

Tsunade: Hokage Material. Ren: Rental Market Villain.

After Tenzo left, Tsunade turned her golden eyes toward Ren. “You said something about an exciting thing back in the council hall,” she reminded him, arms folding lazily under her chest. “So,...

Title Removed due to Inappropriateness of the Words Used by the Author (Part-2)

{Yamato and Tenzo are used interchangeably}

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After learning that Yamato was still in the village, Ren didn’t waste even a second, he slipped into the hidden ANBU passageways and mo...

Shizune Is This Close to Setting Herself on Fire Just to Get Some Peace

Ren and Tsunade’s brawl dragged on until the late evening, neither of them willing to call it quits until the sun had finally begun to dip below the horizon. The sky had already turned a hazy ora...

Tsunade’s Punch Was a Hate Crime Against Earth Style

Ren sat down heavily, dust puffing up around him as he landed. He took a slow breath, raised both of his arms, and tapped one forearm against the other with a dull thunk thunk. The stone-like exter...

Getting Pegged by an Old (wo)Man (Family Edition) {Part-2}

As Ren launched himself in his fully-hardened form toward Tsunade, he felt his speed slow down. The additional weight from the fully reinforced body was substantial. But he was already prepared as ...

Getting Pegged by an Old (wo)Man (Family Edition)

{Sorry, got a bit late, but since the next two chaps were fight sequences I wanted to post them together.}

Ren and Tsunade finally came to a stop just outside the Senju clan compound, both of...

Inoichi’s Daughter Falls for Street Art, Father Spirals Into Existential Crisis

Ren tilted his head at Tsunade’s suggestion, eyes narrowing slightly as he asked, “Isn’t that the pervy sage’s territory? He’s already covering most of the intel requirements, isn’t he?...

~I don't care, I paint the town red ~

After Ren and Tsunade stepped out of the Hokage building, they walked in silence for a good stretch of the road. The air was heavy, but not uncomfortable, more like both of them were just letting t...

Mito Uzumaki Haunts the Hokage’s Career From Beyond the Grave

Ren placed the deed on the table for everyone to see.

Hidden Leaf Village

Official Land Ownership & Authority Deed

Issued Under Authority Of:

Hokage’s...

Ren and Tsunade’s Joint Brain Cell Executes an S-Rank Scam

Upon hearing Hiruzen’s words, Tsunade’s eyes narrowed, and her reply came cold and sharp.

“Why,” she asked, voice low but heavy, “should the Senju clan have to present proof of owne...

Hiruzen Bans Paint Like It’s a Forbidden Jutsu

“Tsuna… how nice to have you back in the village.” Hiruzen’s voice was calm, even warm, but the weight behind his gaze showed he was already bracing himself for what was coming next.

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Somewhere, Tobirama is Rolling in His Grave and Laughing His Ass Off

{Alt title:- The Senju Clan: Proudly Trolling Uchihas Since the Warring States Era}

To say the council was shocked would be an understatement. Because right now, right in front of their eyes ...

Ren Senju, Framed for a Crime He Definitely Committed

A new morning in Konoha began as the sun rose at its usual time. However, this morning… this morning was not like the others.

At first, everything looked the same. The streets, the building...

My Sister Will Hear About This

Everyone who was heading toward the clan leader’s office had been inside this house at some point in their lives, so there was no need for directions. Their feet moved with the ease of muscle mem...

If the Barrier Survives My Curiosity, It Deserves to Defend the Clan

Ren had no idea that the simple act of activating a base barrier would end up setting him up for a marriage meeting. Right after the massive barrier dome shimmered into existence, he had been too b...

Hinata Blinked and Missed Her Marriage Meeting

Hiashi began, his voice steady and low, "The boy's name, it first started showing up when he entered the academy. Took the second spot overall, right behind the Uchiha heir. Back then, nobody thoug...

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Hey guys!

Well, first off, congratulations to us; we are 200 strong on Patreon (not paid ones, of course), so yayyyyy!

Secondly, there will be a two-day break, for which I apologize, as...

A Mild Glow from the Compound, and Suddenly Everyone Has Flashbacks

The moment the dome over the Senju compound flared to life, a few in the village felt it immediately.

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Hokage Office

Hiruzen Sarutobi sat alone in his office, his gaze distant, h...

The House Was the Real Main Character All Along

Ren stared in sheer awe, brain short-circuiting at what he was seeing, because now, now he wasn’t just looking at a palace.

Now he saw the frame, the structure, the positioning of seals and...

The Dining Room Is Alive, and I'm Pretty Sure It's Armed

The seal pulsed again, and Mito’s voice returned, it was still dignified but just a bit colder now.

“If you are hearing this message in this room, it seems one of my predictions has come ...

Grandma's Dining Table Is Alive and Judging Me

In the family wing there were private rooms. The places that weren’t for show. Offices, bedrooms, personal spaces, in essence, it was the heartbeat of the house.

He walked straight through ...

Ren’s Grand Tour of The Clan That Forgot to Leave Him Anything

Ren and Yoshido stepped through the massive stone torii gate as Ren ignored the faint hum of the Fuinjutsu barrier that was still lingering after all these years. He’d sensed it the moment the ga...

Respectfully, I Will Not Be Your Messiah

{Sup! I'm back}

The next morning arrived with a collective groan from the Hidden Leaf.

Somehow, every single household in the village had been disturbed by the sound of thunder all nigh...

Canon Diverged So Hard the System Had to Update Its Terms of Service

Ren shifted his focus to the rewards section and, as expected, there were three rewards waiting for him.

He opened the mission completion reward first.

[CONGRATULATIONS USER YOU...