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I'm in every author's favorite place: caught between two projects! Now that Dungeon Devotee is just about ready to fully fall to once-per-month, I have two different optio...
2022-06-14 00:51:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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Dungeon Devotee - Chapter 21
Chapter 21: Clear the Air
Edmund emerged to false sunshine and a warm breeze and the rhythmic crash of lapping waves. His boots sank into loose sand. His eyes glimpsed a dark cliff to his rig...
2022-06-08 19:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 20
Chapter 20: Up in Smoke
Edmund trod upon not rough but sturdy stone nor packed earth nor soft soil, but carved and springy wood. The fresh smell of sap and pluming leafage just barely snuck p...
2022-05-27 22:12:35 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 19
Chapter 19: Across the Frozen Lake
Edmund emerged into howling wind and biting chill. The world shined white all around him, a flurry of snow blown about by the unceasing gale obscuring all b...
2022-05-01 20:53:08 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 18
Chapter 18: A Different Kind of Field
Edmund fell backwards out of the entrance, landing hard on his backside upon a cool metallic floor. The azure fox was nowhere to be seen. Well aware of t...
2022-04-22 23:53:27 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 17
Chapter 17: For I Must Scream
Edmund emerged onto a narrow platform of porous black stone. Waves of heat wafted both from over the platform’s edge and through the stone itself, drawing bead...
2022-04-16 20:48:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe Wish - Part 5
Happy April Fools! You can read part 1 here, or c...
2022-04-01 15:47:37 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Interlude 1
Interlude: Into the Darkness
Edmund stepped into a white room. Its walls stretched no more than twenty feet apart, its ceiling hanging but three above Edmund’s head. Across it stood the exi...
2022-03-31 21:28:40 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 16
Chapter 16: The True Value of a Cup of Ale
“A word of advice,” Liam’s voice greeted Edmund the moment he set foot on the hardwood floor, “don’t drink the ale.”
Edmund blinke...
2022-03-26 18:34:58 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 15
[I think this is my favorite chapter so far. I hope it's as much fun to read as it was to write!]
Chapter 15: The Unreal Touches Back
Edmund emerged into a cramped and gloomy cham...
2022-03-18 21:10:51 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 14
Chapter 14: Slings and Arrows
Edmund stepped into a room lit partially by a smokeless torch on either side of the entrance, but overwhelmingly by the pale light of day blasting through the do...
2022-03-15 22:55:04 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 13
Chapter 13: Among the Charcoal Trees
Edmund stood upon a bed of ash.
Woodlands stretched out around him, trees of all shapes and sizes littered the flat landscape, sparse enough to allo...
2022-03-04 21:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 12
Chapter 12: A Field of Blades and Blood
Edmund found himself alone in yet another stone room, lit by yet more smokeless torches, casting yet more dancing shadows upon the dark corners of the ...
2022-02-25 22:05:49 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 11
Chapter 11: Hints of the Past and Inklings of the Future
Edmund emerged to noise and light and heat.
The noise of humanity cascaded through the air, the all too familiar clatter of peop...
2022-02-18 21:17:28 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 10
Chapter 10: Don’t Fall
Immediate relief washed through Edmund’s mind as he felt the soft scratch of loose soil beneath his boot. He exhaled. It’d been some time since he’d stepped ont...
2022-02-09 22:26:09 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 9
Chapter 9: Through the Fingers of the Crimson Hand
Edmund emerged into a narrow hallway, his shadowhide boots stepping softly across even floor. Carved and mortared stone lined the walls and ...
2022-02-04 21:14:13 +0000 UTC View PostLooking Forward
Hey everyone!
As This Quest is Bullshit! comes to an end and Dungeon Devotee picks up, I want to take a moment and talk about the future of this patreon. My original plan for Dungeon De...
2022-01-31 22:40:54 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 8
Chapter 8: Across the Basalt Steps
Edmund found himself standing upon a large, uneven surface, surrounded by walls on three sides and empty space on the fourth. Foot-wide hexagons made up the...
2022-01-26 23:44:51 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 7
Chapter 7: No Lost Little Girl
Edmund stepped out into a cave. That is, having never actually seen one before, he stepped out into what he assumed caves looked like. A rough path of solid sto...
2022-01-15 01:40:49 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 6
Chapter 6 - Signs of Life and the Azure
2022-01-07 19:59:18 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 5
Chapter 5 - Chasing Shadows
Edmund emerged with his knees bent, his stance steady, and his weapon poised. No target presented itself. Unwilling to lower his guard, he kept close to the entran...
2021-12-28 22:35:52 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 4
Chapter 4 - Widows and Wagers
“I hate this level,” Liam greeted Edmund the moment he stepped out onto the third floor. The hallucination had apparently been waiting for him.
Edmund ...
2021-12-15 22:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 3
Chapter 3 - That Which is Hidden
If the first floor had been a cellar infested with rats, the second was one abandoned.
Edmund stepped from the darkness between levels to find himself s...
2021-12-10 21:52:30 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 2
Chapter 2 - All There Was to Take
Only once his stomach had calmed and the bleeding had stopped and the agony of his broken rib had faded into a dull ache did Edmund allow his thoughts to tur...
2021-12-07 22:33:06 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Devotee - Chapter 1
Chapter 1 - Deadliest Day
Four queues stretched across the unimaginatively named Dungeon Square, one for returning adventurers picking up where they left off, one for the gatherers come to re...
2021-11-25 19:14:07 +0000 UTC View PostThis Quest is Bullshit - Epilogue
Epilogue - Life Quest Complete
Eve sat back in her chair, taking a few moments to catch her breath and sip from her glass of vintage champagne as the party continued around her. She’d neede...
2021-11-25 19:12:55 +0000 UTC View PostThis Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 178
Chapter 178 - Into the Fire
Eve’s body, armor, and underclothes all disintegrated into a cloud of Mana the moment she came into contact with the firestorm. The blaze rushed to meet her. She...
2021-11-24 23:47:18 +0000 UTC View PostThis Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 177
Chapter 177 - A Footrace with Apocalypse
Eve raised the cup to her mouth, scowling and wrinkling her nose as the fiery liquid within crossed her tongue. She groaned.
“Why...
2021-11-24 23:46:33 +0000 UTC View PostThis Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 176
Chapter 176 - It’s Never Over
For the first time in gods knew how many millennia, the sun shined down upon the face of the Man of the Mists. He made for a sorry sight.
The co...
2021-11-24 00:41:58 +0000 UTC View PostThis Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 175
Chapter 175 - The Man of the Mists
Warm moisture beaded and dripped down Eve’s face and the leather of her armor as she landed on soft grass. No mistlers attacked her. No monsters lurked in...
2021-11-23 22:55:24 +0000 UTC View Post