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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 174

Chapter 174 - The Battle of Pyrindel

Eve stood atop the city’s northern wall, staring across the empty fields and farmland at the wall of unnatural mist rolling in. It moved far faster than...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 173

Chapter 173 - The Eleventh Hour

Eve awoke to cool silence as the guest wing of the palace slumbered around her. If she ran Mana through her ears, she could pick up the ongoing bustle of the d...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 172

Chapter 172 - One Last Upgrade

Eve didn’t wait to fully catch up Alex and Preston. She didn’t pause for a moment to explain the fight with the Muffin Man nor the strange nefariou...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 171

Chapter 171 - A Quick Muffin and Muffout

The stench of sewage assaulted Eve’s nose as the narrow tunnel spat them out into a cylindrical passage. Unlike the Lynthia sewers Eve remembered al...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 170

Chapter 170 - If You Didn’t See This Joke Coming, You Haven’t Been Paying Attention

Riverwest was quiet.

No wagons carried cargo along the bumpy cobblestones, no laborers loaded cra...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 169

Chapter 169 - Okay, Maybe One More Side Quest

As Eve cautiously swung the door open to the Maple St. Bakery, she braced herself for anything. Preston stayed close, ready to blast her with hea...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 168

Chapter 168 - The Same Side

Eve had expected all sorts of responses to Alex and Mila popping out of hole in the ground in the middle of a palace courtyard. After seeing the guards react to Re...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 167

Chapter 167 - Like Old Times

Eve awoke to the intensely familiar experience of a throbbing hangover and the noise of somebody pounding on her door.

You have a visitor.

...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 166

Chapter 166 - Making an Entrance

I got your shadowgram, Emily sent, taking to telepathic communication surprisingly easily. How much danger are we in? Where are you?

<...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 165

Chapter 165 - Commanding Presence

Eve and Lumy hovered in the air above the city of Pyrindel, appearing, incorporeal as they were, to be no more than a particularly bright cloud to anyone bel...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 164

Chapter 164 - No More Side Quests

Daddy says it’s all Uncle Calibax’s fault. He keeps saying if Uncle Cal hadn’t researched the all-cleansing Mana, the mist-man wouldn’t be coming...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 163

[cliff ahead]

Chapter 163 - Getting Rid of the Damned Thing

“For safety’s sake, I want to check the leyline first,” Eve said as she turned away from the vault door and towards the...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 162

[Surprise second chapter!]

Chapter 162 - Harvester

Eve started by doing the sensible thing.

Level ?? Skeletal Rock Worm

Following up with her out-of-charact...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 161

[This chapter's a bit later than I planned because I needed the extra day to come up with an idea this stupid.]

Chapter 161 - What Do Undead Do All Day?

As Eve cast the light o...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 160

Chapter 160 - Do Hive Minds Commit Grand Larceny?

You realize we’re not actually robbing this place, right? Lumy asked as she hovered above Eve’s hand-drawn map of Annie’s bank...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 159

Chapter 159 - There’s a Wayo

Are you sure this is a good idea? Lumy asked as Eve walked with purpose to the closest restaurant.

“Of course it is,” Eve replied. “All my ...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 158

Chapter 158 - Where There’s a Willow

The crystal willow towered over the wetlands, a glimmering beacon guiding Eve towards her destination. She couldn’t even fathom attempting to gauge it...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 157

Chapter 157 - Forgetting Someone?

By the time she awoke the following morning, Eve knew the others had already left. Her reasoning had nothing to do with any confidence in Wes or Preston’s ...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 156

Chapter 156 - What Happens Now?

Returning to the wedding reception was never going to be on the cards, not after everything that had just happened. They’d already spoken with those they’d...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 155

Chapter 155 - I Always Cry at Weddings

Contrary to the new arrival’s direct request, the air in lungeon stood still. The music stopped. The dancers froze. Human, rusalka, and dread beast al...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 154

[Quick note: I've realized so far I have two Carls and a Carly.  Since both Carls appear in already-published books, I'm changing She Beneath the Earth's name to Mila.]

[Oh, als...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 153

Chapter 153 - Nothing Like a Wedding to Bring People Together

The party arrived in style.

Eve grabbed the attention of everyone milling about outside the venue as she came plummeting ou...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 152

Chapter 152 - Every Day is a Gift

Upon their swift return to the safety of Dragonwrought Hold, the party unanimously voted to take something of a short break. Eve liked to think the decision ...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 151

Chapter 151 - Getting the Hells Out of Here

The party traveled through the night.

It was Wes’s idea, originally, to forego a night’s sleep or two for the sake of building distance b...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 150

Chapter 150 - The Crown Jewels

Eve hopped off the throne just in time for the lights to come back on, starting the whole overdramatic ceremony all over again. Not bothering to try and speak o...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 149

Chapter 149 - Long Live the Queen

A horrified look spread across Alex’s face, though she didn’t direct it at the door trapping them inside. She directed it at Eve. “What have you done?...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 148

Chapter 148 - The Worst Possible Place to Have This Conversation

The third of the particularly important-seeming doors opened up into a spiral stairway that Wes decided he absolutely hated th...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 147

Chapter 147 -What Are Ancient Deadly Ruins For If Not Quiet Self-Reflection?

Alvin sent them on their way with packs newly brimming with cloth wrapped bundles of bacon, sausage, crepes, and o...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 146

Chapter 146 - Save the Date

“What’s going on?” Eve asked audibly knowing full well the trellac was going to tell them anyway.

The door changed, Art relayed. Lumy watc...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 145

Chapter 145 - What’s Behind Door Number Two?

Ar-iron letter opener and little girl’s diary tucked away, the party made their way back to the open entry hall to find Reginald had decidedly...

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