AGATHA! Dame Agatha Christie was a British novelist. Her books were and are so popular that she's credited with being the best-selling fictional author in history, having flogged 2 billion books. P...
2023-12-10 00:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Join Nova in this detailed tutorial as she unveils the secrets to transforming lacklustre wigs into beautiful masterpieces once more! β¨
2023-12-09 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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The winner of Novympia's Arsehole Race season 4, Steamy Nix and her troupe of handlers sit down to open their ridiculous prize package.
2023-12-05 16:31:14 +0000 UTC
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...and it's a Full Of Bard starring Nova 'Willy' Shakes. William Shakespeare is a name celebrated and feared the world...
2023-12-03 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Not to be one that denies herself dumb stuff from the internet, Nova woke up and chose violence YET again by buying a 'Cookeez Makery' toy, much to Olympia's chagrin.
2023-12-02 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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In 2024 we're gonna trial a brand new podcast where we take the problems you have submitted to us and try our best to solve them on air! Whether this be in the form of relationship advice, trouble ...
2023-11-27 13:43:47 +0000 UTC
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Oh stop it, this is so cute. Educating Rita is a 1983 British drama film starring Julie Walters as a gobby lady who just wants to learn about poetry for some reason. It's ...
2023-11-26 00:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Having sampled tasty treats from all over the globe, we've finally fulfilled your requests to chow down on what we consider to be quintessential snack foods from Britain.
2023-11-25 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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In June of 1979, a large fire destroyed the ghost train ride at Australian amusement park, Luna Park, resulting in the deaths of 7 people. I'd heard of this tragedy before but Netflix recently drop...
2023-11-19 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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This month, yer gerls are discussing the delicious downfall of a British woman who stole charity money, Nova's love of the new Britney Spears book and the curse of the kitchen bin, while Wendy Will...
2023-11-18 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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2023-11-13 15:52:45 +0000 UTC
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Rosemary & Thyme is a British mystery drama and quite the most preposterous thing you could ever watch. It's described as a 'cosy', which is a work of fiction that doe...
2023-11-12 00:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Today we're playing song association inspired by the Elle series, with none of the budget.
2023-11-11 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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We can't believe that we already have our first song for next year's #Eurovision Song Contest! Join us as we react to France's 2024 entry for the first time.
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2023-11-09 00:29:12 +0000 UTC
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Simone is a 2002 American science-fiction romp of ridiculous proportions, starring Al Pacino and the woman from The 40-Year-Old Virgin who wants ...
2023-11-05 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Paranormal Activity is an American found-footage horror franchise that managed to do the seemingly impossible after an absolute slew of shite was released following the ex...
2023-10-28 23:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Even the words... 'Novympia Parody'... bring chills to the spines of many. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! π Join us as we visit historic Knowlton Church to investigate some paranormal activity.
2023-10-28 17:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Ready for another chapter? Part 3 of our series in which we discover the disturbing history of our hometown.
2023-10-21 17:00:05 +0000 UTC
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It's time for a festive edition of Novympia's Faves & Sh*tters! This month we both have musical artists to share, some love for a certain Greek dip and an old lady rant from Lymp as she describ...
2023-10-20 16:49:16 +0000 UTC
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Join us on our quest to find Halloween goodies in the UK! We explore a variety of shops including major supermarkets and homeware stores, to try and uncover the creepiest and most creative Ha...
2023-10-16 14:37:17 +0000 UTC
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Scary Movie is an American horror parody franchise that sat at the pinnacle of humour and culture for teenagers around the world in the early 2000s. Led for the first 4 mo...
2023-10-14 23:00:46 +0000 UTC
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...which we don't say very often since we've obviously carved more of these things than you could fit into a large stadium.
2023-10-14 22:10:40 +0000 UTC
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π» SPOOKY SEASON BEGINS! This week we're finally creating an animatronic from scratch and obviously it was not as simple as we thought it would be.
2023-10-08 08:45:04 +0000 UTC
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Final Destination is an American horror franchise that as of this ep, consists of 5 movies and a lot of hot air. Spanning the naughties (otherwise known as the decade for ...
2023-10-07 23:00:03 +0000 UTC
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π©πͺ JA, NATURLICH! Today yer gerls are opening the largest snack box we've ever been sent - it was so large that we couldn't finish it... all the way from Germany!
2023-10-02 17:47:41 +0000 UTC
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In case anyone was concerned the viral Magic Mixies toys might make their son bat for the other team, the developers have created a brand new version to appeal to your fragile masculinity.
2023-10-01 12:59:56 +0000 UTC
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Saw is an American horror movie franchise that year after year would serve up the most farfetched plots about a terminally ill man who produces complex murder-machinery, f...
2023-09-30 23:00:03 +0000 UTC
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This month's list of hits and misses include Olympia's disdain for headphones, Nova's new favourite trading card game and the garbage heap that is Chicken Run 2.
2023-09-24 13:01:08 +0000 UTC
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Searching For Sugar Man is a 2012 documentary about a mysterious search conducted by two men who were looking into the history of a popular singer in South Africa. Armed w...
2023-09-16 23:00:59 +0000 UTC
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Join us! ...as we realise a lifelong dream and hop the Atlantic to visit witchypoo HQ - Salem, Massachusetts.
2023-09-16 10:35:52 +0000 UTC
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