We want to first apologize to all of you for leaving you without notice for so long. We want to apologize for the constant disappearances and the very little explanations that come after them. It i...
2023-08-23 22:50:04 +0000 UTC View Post"Get on your good side? Why would I do that? Is there something wrong with me complimenting my favorite mechanic after we get back from a mission?
… Alright, fine. I wanted to get you in a ...
2023-07-10 01:58:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Summer is far from over and our menagerie of misfits are eager to keep it a hot one for you. But if the heat gets too much, we heard that Wendy had the chefs whip up some chilly desserts for you an...
2023-07-04 16:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
We hope you didn't forget about us. We're back in time for summer to turn up the heat with some familiar faces. We're thinking some of these characters are in need of a beach episode... How about a...
2023-06-14 02:17:25 +0000 UTC View PostThe hospitalized twin has been home. It’s been difficult adjusting to a new normal. We aren’t okay, but we’re trying to be. We’re grateful to have you here despite it all.
We have som...
2023-05-10 19:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello. We haven’t been active lately and we owe you an explanation. Long story short, we both have been struggling. We’ve talked about how we work multiple jobs on top of school, but we also ar...
2023-04-14 23:02:30 +0000 UTC View PostHi, I’m Annie. I’m a family friend of Easton and Emmary.
Their parents asked me to write up a message on their behalf since they aren’t able to. The twins have been struggling for some ...
2023-04-01 02:10:40 +0000 UTC View Post
This really is a lucky month if we get to spend it with you.
And here are the extra audios we have in progress:
Hello, our March marvels. We're happy to have you. Just a few updates for you all.
Here are your Valentines this month, our February flowers. While we can't promise candlelight dinners and boxes of chocolates, we can promise you spice and angst.
That's the same, right...
2023-02-08 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHello, our January joys. We’re trying something different this month. Starting this month, we’ll be direct messaging all active patrons what we like to call, our “fail-safe” links. ...
2023-02-01 04:09:04 +0000 UTC View Post"Professor, you created me with the same brain functions as a human, didn’t you? So I should theoretically be capable of all human emotions, including romantic attraction."
Script B...
2023-01-08 00:35:22 +0000 UTC View Post"I’m a church grim. I’m the guardian of this burial site, the only line of defense between the remains buried here and those who would use them for dark purposes."
Script By: 2023-01-08 00:35:15 +0000 UTC View Post
You all were very insistent that we get to the audios we weren't able to last year. So, here are most of them.
There are a couple of others that we need to get to that are being saved f...
2023-01-06 05:59:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello. We'll be closing our shop the first of January to update it.
Character letters have been restocked for the time being and this is your last chance to grab the limited-edition sig...
2022-12-30 00:36:32 +0000 UTC View Post
The holiday season is upon us. Here are the characters that will be more than happy to keep you warm this month... in more ways than one.
2022-12-08 05:27:50 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the holiday season and we want to spend it with you. Avaliable for a limited time are signed holiday cards from us to you, our winter wonders.
Choose from three different options based...
Take a look at who is joining us at our Thanksgiving table this month.
We'll host and handle the food. All you have to do is bring your gorgeous self, got it?
2022-11-07 04:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for your patience, pumpkins. We're thrilled to have you joining us for tricks and treats this month.
You also didn't hear this from us but... bonus audios are coming soon....
2022-10-07 01:25:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for your patience, our September sweethearts. Here's the plan for our birthday month. We couldn't ask for better gifts than to have all of you here.
2022-09-05 21:44:31 +0000 UTC View Post
We're catching up on past audios and requests we didn't have the chance to do but have not been able to get out of our heads.
Thank you all for your patience with us. We hope to show ou...
2022-08-10 23:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
You'll forgive us for making the rest of summer hotter, won't you?
2022-07-19 03:46:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies for the delay. You are all angels for your patience with us during a difficult time. We went ahead and picked up a few past requests we've been meaning to fulfill.
We look for...
2022-05-17 22:40:11 +0000 UTC View Post
What we're working on for all of you in the next couple days.
Reminders:
These are raw scripts. There will be grammar mistakes, spelling mistakes, awkward wording, ...
2022-04-29 06:19:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe butler certainly did something (wink).
We have a NSFW Butler for this month but can't decide how we want the relationship to be with the listener as this will decide future SFW audi...
2022-04-28 22:19:13 +0000 UTC View Post"Asking for a friend, but could you sound effect someone doing a body shot?"
"... Liam?"
"Who else?"
2022-04-13 00:47:38 +0000 UTC View PostCharacter letters have been restocked and options to purchase digital and physical copies of past letters are now available.
The shop will be open to the public in one hour, 3pm PST.
You’ve never experienced life outside your castle walls until you met him. The more time is spent together, the more the feelings grow… along with the fears.
DISCLAIMER: 2022-04-06 02:20:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Yanderes are just fools in love, aren't they? Just with more sharp objects?
2022-04-04 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post