Darth Baby
As we’re all stuck home not allowed to go to brunches or breakfasts at pretty cafes or anywhere but into our DEEPEST DARKEST FEARATORIUMS, I thought...
2020-04-01 16:31:44 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, all you who are dear and darling and distant.
It hardly matters what the first cough of spring feels like in Maine right now. Did it snow? I suppose. Did the snow stay? Not f...
2020-03-31 21:03:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone! This is the revival of the monthly community discussion post WHICH I THINK WE COULD ALL USE RIGHT NOW.
Come on in! No social distancing in the comments! All surfaces sanitized ...
2020-03-31 18:50:58 +0000 UTC
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Hello, darlings.
The essay will be up tomorrow along with an extra bonus recipe for those stuck at home trying to figure out what to cook. And I’m working on putting together tha...
2020-03-30 22:35:03 +0000 UTC
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It's been three years this month since I began this Patreon.
In that time, I've posted so much here, and made connections with so many of you, and been able to do so much (including cre...
2020-03-23 14:34:03 +0000 UTC
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Craccoli
Like a lot of these recipes, this one is not technically mine, but I’ve made my own little alterations to it. This one belongs to my sister-in-law.
2020-03-23 14:17:11 +0000 UTC
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I'm going live in 20, grab your popcorn, your festive drink, and your questions! See you soon! The link is up there on my big dumb mug and you can have it open in a tab, it'll start broadcasting wh...
2020-03-22 23:10:59 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my loves. Everybody holding up ok?
I’m going to be doing the livestream tonight at 7:30pm EST. This one will be open to the public to watch, since everyone could use a lit...
2020-03-22 15:28:43 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone.
Sooo...what’s up with you?
JK we all know what’s up with all of us. We are heading into uncharted territory, personally and economically and in ...
2020-03-17 02:21:24 +0000 UTC
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What am I working on this month? Literally the thirteenth version of the first third of this damn middle grade novel, which you read an old first chapter of months ago. Figuring out how to start th...
2020-03-11 10:18:52 +0000 UTC
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Two Pies, Both Alike in Dignity
When I go to visit friends, I often cook for them. I LIKE TO. I PACK UNIQUE BAKING TINS.
This time, one of my old favorites...
2020-02-18 17:52:52 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, dear ones. It’s cold and rubbish over here HOW BOUT YOU? That’s all you can really say about January in New England. January, the worst month. The hangover of months. The ...
2020-01-22 21:14:09 +0000 UTC
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Meyer Lemon Maple Brown Butter Madeleines
What can I say, the baby loves madeleines. We kept him mostly off the sugar sauce until he turned one, and now we’ve ...
2020-01-15 16:22:18 +0000 UTC
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In Lieu of Title, Please Picture Jeremy Piven Yelling TEN YEARS in Grosse Pointe Blank
Greetings, my darlings.
I...
2019-12-16 18:16:22 +0000 UTC
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Roasted Carrot-Herb Salad
I’m just going to admit up front that I DEAD-ASS STOLE this recipe from Maria Dahvana-Headley. Two years ago I went to a writer...
2019-12-11 19:18:01 +0000 UTC
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Extra Special Bonus Content Time!
Several people have requested my new Baa Baa Black Sheep verses, which are already canon around my house.
I'm working with a friend to pitch this as a ...
2019-12-03 17:31:06 +0000 UTC
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Today is launch day for...
2019-12-03 15:27:25 +0000 UTC
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2019-11-20 00:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone! The YouTube Livestream will go up at 7 pm EST! Join me in the chat and let's share the dark autumn night together.
#thankyoupatrons
2019-11-19 23:39:19 +0000 UTC
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Today is #ThankyouPatronsDay. We are meant to post special content and thank our patrons for supporting us.
Special content? Check. Stay tuned for the end of this post.
Thanking you?
2019-11-19 15:58:22 +0000 UTC
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Love in the Time of Nanowrimo
Greetings, fellow travelers on the mad and lonesome road!
The road is muddy and frozen and nasty at the moment. Along with an...
2019-11-18 17:17:19 +0000 UTC
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CAKE SHAKE MISTAAAAKE
It’s only a mistake if you ate literally anything else that day. Or have issues with dairy. Or conspicuous consumption.
I’m not g...
2019-11-14 18:21:32 +0000 UTC
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Patreon is implementing a new app that will function basically like a dedicated Discord (with a tipping function) for this group.
Well, I’ll try anything once!
Right now, I’m ke...
2019-10-24 00:02:11 +0000 UTC
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Back when Space Opera came out, we absolutely planned to have band t-shirts and such ready to go. People instantly started asking for them and we just got snowed under by the outpouring of attentio...
2019-10-23 15:16:05 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, Mad Fictioneers! It’s autumn and that means I suddenly have nasty-ass heating oil bills and nothing is as attractive as staying in bed forever and everyone literally refuses...
2019-10-06 20:25:12 +0000 UTC
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Before I write this month's essay, I'd like to ask what you guys would like to hear me talk about! It's been awhile since I checked in and in that time I've written a number of quite personal essay...
2019-10-01 18:19:07 +0000 UTC
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West African Peanut Curry with Pink Sumac-Infused Rice Pilaf
I’ve been wanting to play around with this recipe for ages, ever since it showed up in The Goo...
2019-10-01 17:40:28 +0000 UTC
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I made this video to celebrate Sebastian's first year of life on earth. We decided it felt pretty personal and familial, so I didn't want to post it on social media at large.
But the thing is...
2019-10-01 16:56:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! Here’s your monthly free discussion post, a place to get to know each other, vent, chat, whatever you like—it’s your space!
What’s up with you folks?
2019-09-22 22:07:32 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, darlings. It is September, which means it has been almost an entire year since I made a human, which is pure madness and time is both stupid and fake. It also means the crowds...
2019-09-03 15:46:33 +0000 UTC
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