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Smolcast Episode 15 - Stop and smell the roses

The benefits to taking an actual, unplugged day off are manifold and incredible. Paradoxically, I've made more progress sleeping for a full day than pulling an all-nighter. 

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June Lewd - Don't do that in front of the Super Space Team!

Kishn’lahn clapped Vincento Cerroni on the back just after he’d ‘birthed’ himself from the vent. The human nodded his thanks as he ran a hand through his short black hair; the latter was no...

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops Chapter 23: Family Reunion

The sound of the tapping foot was sharp and metallic against the dying murmur of the dispersing crowd, an unpleasant reminder of unpleasant business being done to an unpleasant person.

“[Th...

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Juwune Lood

I hope that title hurt you like it hurt me.


THE VOTING ENDS ON THE 12TH. YOU GOTTA GET IT IN SOON.

We're also trying something new(ish). For...

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops Chapter 22: The nesting habits of humans

She was ponderous, she was lopsided, she was missing some of her plating and she was trying. Half tucked into a carved out recess of the nickel-iron meteor, the old girl sounded like she r...

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops Chapter 21: Doublespeak

“You know, if I’m being honest I never read these reports until now.” Lt. Ruiz said, scrolling idly through the missive with his ring finger on the tablet. The report itself came fresh from t...

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May Lewd! Maymorial Day! Memeorial day? IDK.

Female smol. Male Snek. what could go wrong?

= = = = = =

Huunthsn’nra’nthnan coiled himself up against a large rock and sighed, but not from contentment. The rock outcrop i...

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Smol Update this week

Hey everyone! I apologize for the delay - I forgot some of you aren't on the Discord, and are wondering what's going on. 

I'm studying for a national test called the Series 6; it's incre...

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May Lewd! Y'all thought I forgot about dre, didn't ya.

THE VOTING ENDS ON THE 20TH. YOU GOTTA GET IT IN SOON.

We're also trying something new(ish). For Optional Kinks, vote on the one(s) you would like t...

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 20: Lmao it's a cypher

The thing about government offices is that, no matter your budget and no matter what it is you seem to be doing, you always got the lowest-bidder equipment. You could be doing anything from managin...

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April Lewd - M/F Shork/Smol

A/N: Hey everyone! Sorry about the delay - we had some life issues, and the porn goblin that *was* under contract got squished under a very large dildo stalagtite in the lewd mines. 

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 19: Hope springeth eternal

With overdue care, a large scarred and weathered hand placed a small plastic chunk into a much tinier, gloved hand. The chunk had work done to it; it was fashioned into a small figurine, and there ...

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 18: You can't say you wouldn't either. He is pure.

A gloved hand gently patted the head of the breadbot, and glowing red eyes looked up at their master.

“Pillsbury, my son. You are baked now, and it is time.” Nate cradled the fused-togeth...

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They are Smol – Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 17: I’m *not* a degenerate!

The metal of the skid ground against the metal of the floor, and for a few moments Stk’shzsk considered cursing. He wouldn’t, of course, not in the presence of such an important haul - that wou...

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 16: Humaboo, I choose you!

Nate pondered as he looked at his computer terminal; It must be some form of macabre orchestra, when a crab or shrimp finally starts eating. Claws holding and turning, smaller mouth-claws and mandi...

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Smolcast Episode 14 - Put it all together (11+12+13)

Marrying what we've talked about into a final, unstoppable form. 

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 15: Wildcards

The two Jornissians slithered down the corridor in almost total silence - the pirate crew and automatons moving out of their way in deference to Brain’s rank, and the only sound coming from the d...

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April Lewd - getting back into the swing of things

Hey! Now that life has calmed down (and I'm not in and out of hospitals n' crap anymore) we're goin' back to getting you the rewards you're due. 


THE VOTING ENDS ON TH...

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Smolcast Episode 13 - Move the Needle

There's only really one or two things you can do on any given week to make an impact. 


Find 'em.

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 14: Whoops, my finger slipped.

They chanted his name and shook him as they toured the facility, a perverse war-effigy for a battle that was still ongoing. The Karnakian bounced limply up and down in the grasp of his captive capt...

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 13: Bad Neighborhoods all look alike

The 64K monitor glowed terrifyingly perfectly, every single bit of the Jornissian guard on duty standing out in almost painful-to-watch detail. He looked left, then right, then left again; after ma...

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FROM THE VAULT - Surprise seekrit lewds: Human F/Jornissian M

WELL HOWDY HOWDY~! Y'all probably thought I forgot about this! 

No, no I didn't - but now I'm back at 100%, posting normal smol frequently enough, and am able to get the other patron ben...

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops Chapter 12 - Watch your mouth

The hallway was mostly quiet, all conversation and movement dying down - save for the sound of a savage public beating. Those who were relatively new to the pirate camp watched in breathle...

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Smolcast Episode 12 - Data Points and Pollen

Interesting things happen when you slow down and think about things. 

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They are Smol - BBB Chapter 11: Post-COVID Meetups are wild, yo.

The ripple and murmurs of lively conversation ebbed and flowed through the Engineering bay of The Perfect, where a majority of her crew was gathered against their will. The atmosphere was ...

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Smolcast Ep #11 - Showing Up

The secret to 90% of success: Just putting in the reps. 

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They are Smol - Boxes, Badguys and Boops Chapter 10: The Natural Habitat of a Smol

The door to the medbay slid shut, and on principle Drongo locked it behind him as his guest hit the deck outside with a thud. “[Not my problem.]”

“[Really, Doc?]” Toko said, ...

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PLOG #2

The watchword of the day is "get help". As in, don't be afraid to get help, practice that self care, and work on the different aspects of your person - physical, emotional, mental. 

TLDL...

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops: Chapter 9

Boots frowned as he stood hunched over the pilot. “[Wait.]”

The new hand - Split, if his IFF was reading correctly, paused his piloting, holding stationary next to the much larger cargo s...

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They are Smol - BBB Chapter 8: It's just an aggressive Wellness Check

The press and the media at large would characterize pirates as either irredeemable evil slaving scum who murder each other with impunity and have loyalties that change with the solar winds, or as r...

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