A/N: URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Smol is now ONE YEAR OLD! Can you believe it? I habeeb it. A few excited reddit posts on /HFY/ turned into suggestions f...
2019-09-06 02:08:50 +0000 UTC
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Patrons,
It's been a whole year since we started this wild ride. What was originally a shitpost I made during a dissatisfied career working for an idiot has turned into it's own
2019-09-05 11:16:10 +0000 UTC
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The layout of the Silver City Human district made a tremendous amount of sense, if you were the type of paranoid asshole who believed that everyone was out to get you. To the other species - all of...
2019-08-30 05:02:30 +0000 UTC
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Henlo my patronies - I love u so much! I wanted to give you a quick update, especially if you're not on the Discord server, cause you might be wondering what the hecc is going on with ...
2019-08-26 02:11:06 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hey everyone - sorry for the delay in posting! I was getting over some health issues that suddenly cropped up, and they really kinda just... stopped me dead in my tracks. But the troubles are ...
2019-08-19 02:36:03 +0000 UTC
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This includes therapy roombas.
....no I promise we won't make him ride in the cargo hold with the other robots pls let me look at tumbles-
2019-08-14 00:47:47 +0000 UTC
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Yanno, that was a limited-edition Hank Smollington action figure, Grzengren....
But sometimes you just wanna play hard-light house.
2019-08-07 01:48:57 +0000 UTC
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“Bokka-bokka-bokka-bok.”
“Bokka-bokka-bokka-bok.”
“Bokka-bokka-bokka-bok-”
“Eggsmerelda!” Juan Esteban scolded, looking into the chicken carrier he was pu...
2019-08-02 03:24:59 +0000 UTC
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Just so you know, the website does have a permanent darkmode.
Anyway:
“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
“Look, I know, I’m sorry-” Jothan cooed softly, ...
2019-07-26 04:26:53 +0000 UTC
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And a little something for our paid patrons only. <3
We're trying various artists and styles, so if you see one you'd like for us to commission, just screm at me!
2019-07-23 20:54:36 +0000 UTC
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If you or someone you know is snugglesmuggling, please call our free tip hotline.
Remember, only you can stop the illegal flow of smols
2019-07-23 20:49:30 +0000 UTC
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It is said everyone knows - in the way that “everyone” knows things - that liquor, tortilla/potato chip and porno sales skyrocket before a bad storm. You know the type of storms, the ones that ...
2019-07-19 03:21:01 +0000 UTC
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2019-07-17 03:19:43 +0000 UTC
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Hey everybody! Happy Tuesday!
We're gonna keep trying to give y'all some good stuff every Tuesday, so to that end please inflict upon your bodies the new Trash Dino.
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2019-07-17 03:16:32 +0000 UTC
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Now in the movies, when a ship warps into a new star system they’re able to instantly come in at orbit of a planet, drop shields, deploy fighters, shoot guns, activate evasive maneuvers and all s...
2019-07-12 03:08:52 +0000 UTC
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So good news: I have more time for smol, for setting things up, and for making content!
Bad news: I got fired today.
Anyway. I'll be ok! Thanks to your support, and the fact ...
2019-07-10 03:04:19 +0000 UTC
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The glow flickered before his tired eyes, and Glenn smiled.
“And we have how many of these things?”
Jonathan looked at the clipboard tablet, scrolling throu...
2019-07-05 04:16:11 +0000 UTC
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And hopefully, y'all will like it.
BEHOLD: ART.... TUESDAY!
... it's a work in progress. BUT.
2019-07-03 03:35:30 +0000 UTC
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Hey there smols!
Sadish news - I'm stuck at a trade show all week, and my laptop isn't cooperating; I can't access scrivener to write the next chapter.
I get home on Friday, so I'll ...
2019-06-28 01:04:41 +0000 UTC
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For the first few weeks, they fought against the machine - purposefully working slow in protest.
The next few weeks after that, they returned to routine, albeit grumbling all the time.
...
2019-06-21 04:08:47 +0000 UTC
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The colonists have set up shop, and are more than happy to share their culture and fast fashion to the rest of the species!
Just... well. Don't worry about what the shirts say<...
2019-06-16 15:53:13 +0000 UTC
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Pip
“[-And now, in local news. Another illegal personnel smuggling operation was busted earlier today operating around the Gas Giant Cloudpearl; Senate Teams lead by the H.S.T.’s...
2019-06-14 01:47:45 +0000 UTC
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Ikor closed his eyes, ignoring the incessant stream of data being blasted at him through the integrated heads up display of his helmet. He focused on the subtle things, the tug o...
2019-06-12 04:35:49 +0000 UTC
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Ngruzren-of-Arzgr was unceremoniously woken up yet again by that damnable alarm clock. He had a love-hate relationship with it; On one hand, it made sure he was never late for school or wo...
2019-06-07 01:13:08 +0000 UTC
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WE ARE BACK TO LIGHTHEARTED SHITPOSTING AND HIGH ADVENTURE!
The alarm clock - or what we would call an alarm clock - went off at 6AM, it’s gentle waterfall and rustling wind tone getting lo...
2019-05-31 02:53:38 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hey y'all! Just in case you're not on the Discord yet - Amph is in the middle of his college Capstone course, and the one class - just the one he told me about - is an additional 20hrs/wk of w...
2019-05-29 03:20:05 +0000 UTC
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2019-05-20 15:21:09 +0000 UTC
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Hey patrons!
I'm writing this to you literally as soon as I got home - for those of you who aren't on the Discord or aren't following me on Twitter, I've been at a conference in La...
2019-05-17 00:38:31 +0000 UTC
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First Contact - Well, the FIRST first contact - was a momentous occasion for multiple reasons: Mankind learned we’re not alone in the universe, we learned how far behind we are in terms of techno...
2019-05-10 04:55:41 +0000 UTC
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SSshhh! Look, can't you see he's reading the greatest book of our generation?!
2019-05-06 17:59:10 +0000 UTC
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