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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 11

  

Verdock spared Amonna one last glance, pitying her exhausted and battered form writhing with invisible rage, betrayal, and confusion inside the decontamination chamber, before he...

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They are Smol - The Invasion of Earth: Chapter 5

Really, all things considered, the first 24 hours were the worst.

This is from both the perspective of the crew aboard The Three Stones but also all of Humanity; the dread w...

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Smol Art - "Now Everybody Smile"

So here's the first art we've got done for They are Smol! And... I like it. It's not 100% fully on point, but I think it's absolutely a step in the right direction.


This art was ma...

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January Free Lewd - SHORK + Human, F/M. Aww Yee.

  

They’d promised him adventure. They’d promised camaraderie, hardship, and stable pay. Honestly, what had sold him were the virtues of honest silver and regular food, but he t...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 10

  

Cas felt nothing. Which . . . was a surprise, because she certainly thought she should be feeling something. Then came a sort of fuzzy feeling, followed by a sensation o...

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They are Smol: Invasion of Earth - Chapter 4

First Contact Procedures, broadly, were meant to do three specific things:

(1) To ensure the safety and security of your home species

(2) To determine the intentions and capabilities of...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 9

  

Cas decided that she hated running. Not because it was tiring, or anything ridiculously organic like that, but because of the amount of flailing involved. Hurling hersel...

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Trash Dino Shitpost

So there was just one outtake and this was it.

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The Legend of Trash Dino BEGINS

BEHOLD, THE LEGEND OF TRASH DINO~!!!


And/or what a $20 patreon budget'll get ya.


Want more? Let me know! Hit me up fam. Toss me a note. Drop me a line. Ree at meee...

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Free January Lewd Voting!

Hey hey! It's the second time of the month again! Vote now on your phones for the free lewd that non-patrons get to enjoy as well!


For this month, we're splitting the vote up betwe...

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They are Smol: The Invasion of Earth - Chapter 3

“Ok, I want you to - yes, drop that here please, thank you - I want you to say that again to me, very slowly.” The Man In The Tower said, waving his hand at his assistant. He placed the latest ...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 8

  

Darren had never been much of a bird person. 

He always found that birds themselves were terrible pets characterized by an over-fondness of making horrible so...

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January Lewd! F/F Human/Jornissian

  

From Selene to Io and back.

That’s all it was. From Selene to Io and back; launch from the second most populous lunar city, do a microskip - more like a hop, really - to ...

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They are Smol: The Invasion of Earth - Chapter 2

What the Karnakians learned long ago is that there’s no better teacher than experience.

Oh, sure, there was absolutely a time and a place for universities and other institutions of higher l...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 7

  

“Rise and shine, little Cas. There’s just so much to say, and so little time to say it in.”

 The C.A.S.I.I. unit self-designated ‘Cas’ was slow to r...

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They are Smol: The Invasion of Earth - Chapter 1

We called it ‘Oumuamua.

‘Oumuama is Hawaiian, and means “a scout or messenger from the distant past.” This is what historians would later refer to as ‘an incredibly ironic turn of p...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 6

Amonna grimaced as the stink of the maintenance deck washed over her. A mixture of ozone, oil, and stale air that was almost entirely dehumidified to better preserve electronics stung at her gills....

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Scheduling Update

Hey patronis! I just wanted to let you know that I'm travelling for business this week - I fly out Monday and fly back home Wednesday. This means that I might be posting Techincally Sentie...

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Patron-Only Lewd Voting

You know what time it is. Awww YEAH you do.


It's time for the B I S E X U A L   M A S T E R S  to awaken!

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"Technically Sentient" Chapter 5

 

Swipe.

Scan.

Approve.

Swipe.

Scan.

Approve.

Swipe.

Scan.

Approve.

Sigh.

Amonna was having a bad day. 

F...

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They are Smol Lang Syne

  

Smol lang syne 

Well everyone, Happy New Year!

I hope this story will have you all giggling like idiots at your holiday party tonight - it’s one of our longer ...

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They are Smol - and FESTIVE! Christmas Oneshot!

  

Merry Christmas to all the smolreaders! It’s been a wild few months, and I’ve been blessed to have y’all with me as we explore the smolniverse. We’ve grown to almost 100 ...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 4

Darren grumbled softly. 

 
 

He was getting a lot of wide eyed looks from the throng of various aliens he essentially towered over, though they may have just not have been ab...

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What do for next lewd 2: FETISH TIME

It's exactly what you see on the tin. You can vote for multiple, by the way. 

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What do for next lewd?

...this is the third fucking time I've built this poll. 


>TFW people think that you know what you're doing


Anyway. This is the vote for the characters in the next...

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December Lewd: Male Human/Female Jornissian

Light Bondage, Dom/sub, Oral, semi-public sex, M/F.  

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“[It’s not good enough.]” 

Zac hi...

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The most NSFW thing I've ever made

  

It was a foolish, stupid dare.


It was a foolish, stupid dare and Tom was stupid for taking it. 


Te’Piak’Yc had no ide...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 3

Zarniac the Lesser blinked his nictitating membranes in a mixture of annoyance and fatigue. Annoyance from the corrections he had been forced to make to their expedition path, as the route-helper AI h...

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They are Smol: Chapter 16

*Tic-tak tic-tak tic-tak*

Everyone has their little distractions.

*Tic-tak tic-tak tic-tak*

Some count tiles. Others play with their hands, a bracelet - or a rin...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 2

'PLEASE REMAIN CALM.'


Darren Higgs had very little reason to remain calm at that moment, however. He had just been bathed in blinding li...

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