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📼 EARLY ACCESS | SPOOKIES: Silent Hill | Ep.4: Maria

Hello RKG patrons,

We've found our way back to the 'normal' Silent Hill – well, as normal as it's going to ever be. Through the fog we meet a mysterious woman, Maria, who reminds us of som...

RKG's Halloween Sleepover Returns

Hey everyone,

Yes, that's right.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back onto YouTube... the RKG Halloween Sleepover returns with a Jaws special!

To celebrate the 50th anni...

Shield Up 352: Rory's Never Seen... Jaws

We found out that the Boy Wonder had never seen Jaws and decided to rectify that immediately.

We've split the podcast into two parts: Powers' predictions before watching the film then his re...

📼 EARLY ACCESS | SPOOKIES: Silent Hill | Ep.3: Blue Creek Apartments

Good morning, RKG patrons,

We've made it to the other side in more ways than one. We're stuck in alternate reality it seems, where everything is a bit muckier (in every sense).

This wee...

Shield Up 351: Sweaty Cornish Kings

This week the lads get involved in a very moist chat which got more heated than it probably needed it to.

Send us your questions and topics: 2025-10-17 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

📼 EARLY ACCESS | SPOOKIES: Silent Hill | Ep.2: Wood Side Apartments

Hey lovely RKG patrons,

We hope you enjoyed last week's episode. This time around we've taken refuge from the fog and slithering monsters inside the Wood Side Apartments.

Join us as we ...

Submit Your Questions for 2025's Shield Up 100 Question Special!

It's getting very close to one of our favourites times of year where we set aside an entire day to answer one hundred of your questions.

2025-10-10 17:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Shield Up 350: The RKG Court of Petty Crimes

ORDER IN THE COURT! You are about to hear testimony from the RKG community who have been sending in their confessions.

Will their crimes be deemed petty enough to walk free or will the hamme...

📼 EARLY ACCESS | SPOOKIES: Silent Hill | Ep.1: Welcome to Silent Hill.

In our restless dreams, we see that town.

Silent Hill.

We promised to take you there someday...

And now is that time! A lot of people thought it might be this, and seeing...

Shield Up 349: The Legend of the Round Ballers

This week we highlight a little Discord community that will hopefully continue to behave themselves after this and NOT make us regret this decision.

Send us your questions, thoughts and drea...

End of Part 3 Quiz | Roundtable Hold Ep.38

Hello members of the Roundtable Hold, we bid you welcome.

Here it is. The episode you've been waiting for. It's time to pit Rory against Gav, brother against brother, to see who's been paying...

Shield Up 348: Your Hottest Takes

This week you guys are settling scores with the world! We run down some of our community's spiciest opinions that hopefully don't get anyone in trouble.

What's YOUR hottest take? Let us know ...

Missing Names in the RETRY Credits... What's Happening?

Hey everyone,

Krupa here. We’re just writing about something that’s been brought to our attention regarding the credits that bring to a close Part 3 of RETRY: Elden Ring.

Frustratin...

Shield Up 347: It's Just One Bloody Battle After Another...

This week the lads are on their Gripes Game and discuss the various battles currently befalling them. Bonus Points if you can guess what film Gav watched the night before this podcast...

Send...

Endings Explained | Roundtable Hold Ep.37

It's time to dig deeper into all of Elden Ring's endings, and explore the roads we didn't take...

Hey everyone,

Welcome back to the Roundtable Hold. This isn't the last episode of this ...

📼 EARLY ACCESS | RETRY: Elden Ring | Epilogue: Becoming the Lord of Frenzied Flame

Surprise!

Even though we finished the game last week, we have one more special episode to share with you before closing the book on Elden Ring.

Aunty Finch's story may have come to a ca...

Shield Up 346: We ARE the Visco Kings

We've long suspected that you may be the most influential long-form Let's Players on the planet and the recent events discussed within this podcast only confirm this.

Send us your questions ...

📼 EARLY ACCESS | RETRY: Elden Ring | Ep. 72: The End

After two-and-a-half years, Aunty Finchy's epic journey in the Lands Between comes to an end.

Thank you for all your support through this series. It truly is the biggest thing we've ever mad...

Shield Up 345: Let's Get Physical (Media)

The lads, possibly showing their age, lament the loss of physical media and talk about why they're about 2 seconds away from getting into laserdiscs.

Send us your topics you want us to discu...

Meetup | Come Say “Hi” to Krupa in Orlando!

Hello, Krupa here.

Yes, it's the spookiest time of year again: Halloween Horror Nights.

Sadly this year I've had to brave the horrors of Universal Studios without Gav, but I didn't wan...

📼 EARLY ACCESS | RETRY: Elden Ring | Ep. 71: Godfrey, First Elden Lord

To become Elden Lord we must defeat the first Elden Lord, Godfrey. This surprisingly turns into quite the epic.

Hello lovely RKG patrons,

This week we return to Leyndell, now buried ben...

Shield Up 344: We Made The Perfect British Universal Studios

With news that Universal Studios will be opening a brand new park in the UK, we just had to throw in our ideas for a quintiessentially British version of our favourite theme park.

What do yo...

Understanding Maliketh & Destined Death | Roundtable Hold Ep.36

UPDATE

Apologies, everyone. This post wasn't tagged correctly, meaning it wasn't sent out to everyone on our Extra Features tier. But here it is. Finally.

Sorry about that! Enjoy today'...

📼 EARLY ACCESS | RETRY: Elden Ring | Ep. 70: Maliketh, the Black Blade

Hello lovely RKG patrons,

Aunty Finchy has walked the road to Destined Death and it's time to unleash its force upon the Lands Between once again.

Enjoy today's episode, everyone. Anot...

Shield Up 343: Grade My Guinness

This week Gav has a peace offering for the entire Irish nation but it comes with a caveat (of course).

What do YOU think makes the perfect Guinness? Let us know: 2025-08-22 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

📼 EARLY ACCESS | RETRY: Elden Ring | Ep. 69: Farum Azula

With her final act, Melina has placed Aunty Finchy on the road to Destined Death, and we've woken up in the Crumbly Lands, aka Farum Azula.

It's time to navigate this confusing area that hits...

Shield Up 342: Professional Déjà Vu

Did we already talk about this? Is this new? Are we living inside a simulation?! We won't answer these questions in this podcast but it'll still be a good laugh.

Send us the best pettiest cr...

Want to See Your Name in the Credits for RETRY: Elden Ring | Part Three?

Hey everyone,

We're deep into the endgame of RETRY: Elden Ring – something which has been two years in the making – and we'll soon be working on the ending, and that mean...

The Formless Mother | Roundtable Hold Ep.35

Who seduced Mohg into building a dynasty?

It's time to reacquaint ourselves with the Outer Gods vying for control of the Lands Between. We're approaching the endgame and have now encounter mo...

📼 EARLY ACCESS | RETRY: Elden Ring | Ep. 68: Fire Giant

With Mohg out of the picture, it's time to return to the Mountaintops of the Giants and help Melina burn the Erdtree to the ground.

We may also get slightly distracted on the way there... hey...