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Chapter 41: Jeff-the-false

Sean didn’t exactly wake up. Waking up was something you could feel happen, something that was at least gradual-enough that there were in between zones, timings where you weren’t-quite-consciou...

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Chapter 40: Waste Management

In these trying times, everyone has to look out for themselves. That’s the rule. If you can save someone, you do. But if shit hits the fan and a wave of monsters is about to sweep over everyo...

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Chapter 39: Well-Timed Distractions

“Shit. Shit.” Sean tried desperately to slow his descent down the sides of the canyon and failed miserably. It would have been one thing if he had just slipped and fallen. Instead, he had tried...

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Chapter 2: Explanations and Help (Audio)

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Chapter 1: Your Worst Job (Audio)

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Chapter 38: Choice was Just an Illusion

Leaving the woods at a different angle, Sean expected that he might end up pretty far from home. Nothing could have been further from the truth. Instead of disgorging him at an unknown location, th...

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Chapter 37: A Bit of Fun

The Apocalypse System will kill you dead and not bat an eye. It isn’t your friend, it won’t feel your loss, and to the extent it writes anyone obituaries, they come in the form of wry littl...

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Chapter 36: Barely a Shank

A long time ago, literally and figuratively, before his string of jobs, Sean had been a student studying to be a teacher, in Physics.

There were a lot of arguments about why it was necessary ...

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Chapter 35: The Gamble

Achievement Unlocked: The Three Spectral Bears

Once, in the woods, there were three bears. The first bear was a killer. He loved to stalk through the for...

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Chapter 34: 1-up Bears

Overestimating your own strengths can be dangerous, and can get you into messes you can’t get out of. I know, I know. You are tired of me telling you to be careful. I get it. I grind that par...

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Chapter 33: Cellblock Brewmaster

“Well, you look much better than this morning, at least.” Cedarhelm creaked as he shook back and forth a little, entering what Sean was starting to think of as his active mode, where he went fr...

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Chapter 32: Hard Time

Sean couldn’t change any of his tactics. He simply flared Hard Time as much as possible and hoped that it would be enough to buy enough time that his strike would land first. In that mom...

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Chapter 31: 101 Instincts That End With You Dead

Not every single Apocalypse Beast is outright evil. It would almost be better if they were, because the mere fact that you might someday have to murder a T-Rex who would have been pretty good l...

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Chapter 30: Not exactly an eyelid

By the time Sean woke up, it was already well into the morning. He didn’t even remember falling asleep. He had been fully planning on recovering his wind and doing something, anything to make him...

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Chapter 29: With or Against the Current

Eating Capon was entirely out of the question. There was something uniquely off-putting about a truly jacked rabbit that Sean just wasn’t about to get around. But he still had to eat, and lentils...

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Chapter 28: Capon The Swole

The trees showed no signs of thinning. Sean should have arrived at the edge of the forest after an hour of running, but nothing changed. Something system-ish was happening, for sure, but he had no ...

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Chapter 27: Right of Refuse-al

“Thump!” Sean vocalized, just before the Trash Compactor made the same sort of noise on the chest of a garbage man. He frankly loved the thing. It did damage. Sometimes that damage came in the ...

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Chapter 26: Trash Compactor (How to Survive at the End of the World)

Tyr: This be a new series, as stated in the previous announcement. Don't confuse it with Deadworld!
2023-11-30 21:17:17 +0000 UTC View Post

A new story and a new beginning

Hey guys,
As your favorite announcer, I, Tyr, am here to present you with advance chapters from the new series R.C. has been working on~

You may have seen recently a certain story called ...

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Chapter 152.5: Book 3 Author’s Note

One of my favorite things about writing is trying to anticipate how various people will react to what I’m writing. In part, this is just part of the job description; if I don’t think a sad part...

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Chapter 152: Book 3 Epilogue

The system instance was efficient. It was persuasive. It had a fundamental understanding of every intricacy in the planet that it ran. And it had the means and brainpower to accomplish its goals. B...

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Chapter 151: Buying Lunch

If you could call being in a coma “sleep”, Matt had slept for quite a while after Derek had caught him. Now, he felt sure he didn’t need any more rest. Without talking much, he and Lucy watch...

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Chapter 150: One hell of a pill

The trickiest part about figuring out what to do with the demon hearts was realizing that, whatever might happen, they were no more dangerous in the basement than they’d be if Matt kept them clos...

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Chapter 149: Negotiations

The demon lord turned and walked to one of the walls, one made almost entirely of what appeared to be glass. “I want to put your mind at ease if I can. I know it’s you who’s been wasting my h...

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Chapter 148: Great Host

When Matt had been falling into the hole he created, it looked like he was descending into pitch-black darkness. Now that he was at the bottom of the hole, it was a different story.  It was st...

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Chapter 147: Good Luck

“Your mole digging skill is really overpowered, Matt. That was close,” Lucy said.

“Yeah, no kidding. I’m going to go deeper.” Matt had not taken terrain into account when he had beg...

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Chapter 146: The Plan

Before Matt said anything, he made everyone move a good distance away. Then, he activated his digging skill and bore a tunnel into an entire hill. As an added precaution, he asked Brennan to also s...

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Chapter 145: One-off Costs

The main system sat on top of the laws of the universe like a tattoo sat on top of skin. It colored every aspect of it, manipulated how people saw and thought of it, and was very, very hard to remo...

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How to Survive at the End of the World: A New Novel

Hey everyone!

I know that since a lot of you guys read ahead on Patreon, some of the RoyalRoad announcements might not really come through. So, if you haven't seen it already, we recently lau...

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Chapter 144: Lucky

Cobblestones, Matt decided, were one of the best things about being strong in a society that ran on medieval aesthetics. Or at least they were for someone who was a super-strong mole-enhanced diggi...

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